BREAKING: The Hilton Wench Goes Muslim
Yes, she's now a member of the religion of peace. Puns beckon...
As so many of her new faith, she came to Allah in prison.
I can't resist quoting this truly unforgettable line from the news report:
"By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank."
Just to anticipate the obvious witty comment, no, I don't know anything about her views (let alone actions) regarding female circumcision.