Blither, dither, little guy.
Never previously having attempted to write poetry, here is my first effort. It should probably also be my last.
Blither, dither, little guy,
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky.
That you know best
I can attest and
Have no wish to be a pest.
Play some golf, go and party.
Do it well and please be hearty.
Rio's great this time of year,
So go and drink some yummy beer.
It's a great big treat, don't be a jerk.
When you come back there's time for work.