Bill Clinton Named 'Father of the Year,' Simultaneously Receives Lifetime Ban From 'Cigar Afficianado'

The National Father's Day Council has named Bill Clinton its "Father of the Year." He will receive the award on June 11, 2013. They're not joking.

What must Bernard Lewinsky think of this? Isn't it like giving Ted Kennedy a "Swimmer of the Year" award? Or giving Vlad Putin a Pulitzer Prize?