Big Bird, Binders and Bayonets

Romney serenades Obama after tonight's final debate with a freshly reworded version of Baubles, Bangles and Beads:



Big Bird, Binders and Bayonets

Big Bird, binders,

Biden's big grin

snicker snicker

Big Bird, binders,

sharp bayonets!



simply seem small

to the voters

Big Bird, binders, and bayonets!

Each time you debate me

Next day's meme starts with "B"


I guess

I'll give

you the Big Boot

in November

that's what Obama gets --

talking binders Big Bird bayonets.



Here's a karaoke video of Baubles, Bangles and Beads to sing along with (chosen because it retains the melody's [and the lyrics'] original and correct waltz rhythm, not found in most pop versions):