Beware the Christians!

The fact that someone is a Republican and differs with their view on tax policies means to them that that person is evil and probably eats babies. They believe that the religious are responsible for all the problems in the world and that everything would be perfect if they could just get rid of them -- much like Iranian mullahs think everything would be perfect if they could make the whole world Islamic. They had many misconceptions about Republicans that only come from being isolated from them -- much like mullahs isolate themselves from the West. And there wasn't any thoughtful contemplation of whether they could possibly be wrong about any of this -- much like the certainty mullahs get by claiming inspiration from God.

With this unquestioned certainty that people with different views than theirs are extremely evil and dangerous, what do you think they'd do to Christians and conservatives if they ever got into power? They were already plotting in the comments on how to eliminate and marginalize millions of Americans, and how do you think that would go? I'd say look to Iran and the violence and execution and oppression of anyone who dares go against them and then you'll see exactly what we'd have if these people who think the religious right are just like Iranian mullahs ever seized control of the country.

So do we need to work to stop these people?

Eh.

I mean, yeah, they'd make Nazis blush with their actions if they ever seized power and struck out against those they hate, but how in the multi-verse could that ever conceivably happen? They're nitwits who like to think they're saving the world by being rude to Christians so as not to come to face with how utterly useless they all are. I can't even imagine a scenario where they could seize power even if I include sci-fi elements like alien technology and time travel. I mean, it would be horrible if three-year-olds controlled all our nuclear weapons -- one tantrum and millions would die -- but that doesn't mean we go around fearing three-year-olds, because why in the world would we ever put them in charge of nuclear weapons? The closest any of these paranoid losers have come to power is Obama, and how is he going to round up right-wing Christians if he already can't even get the Democrats to line up behind him?

So why point these people out if we don't need to do anything about them? So we can laugh at them, as laughter is fun. Then if you see someone hanging out at Whole Foods ranting about Christians and neocons, pat him on the back and tell him how he gives you good cheer. He'll feel good about himself for finally doing something useful in his life.