A Tale of Two Rollouts
Two months ago, Healthcare.gov went live, sort of, as the 2010 Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act finally went into full effect across the nation. On the first of this new year, right here in Colorado, it became fully legal to sell marijuana for recreational purposes.
Let us compare and contrast the two rollouts, shall we?
The first product, heath insurance, was so desperately needed by some 47 million Americans who lacked it, that our entire healthcare infrastructure had to be upended by force of law in order to accommodate them.
Pot is something which some unknown number of Americans, but probably quite a bit less than 47 million, merely desire.
On the first day those 47 million uninsured Americans were able to purchase health insurance on Healthcare.gov, six did so. Not six million. Six. As in five, six, seven. Only they never made it all the way to seven.
On the first day pot was legally available for recreational use in Colorado, thousands made purchases.
During Healthcare.gov's period of growing pains, untold thousands, perhaps a million, frustrated customers gave up before they could complete simply setting up an account.
In Colorado last week the scene was somewhat different:
Pot shop owners said enormous amounts of people turned out to purchase recreational marijuana on New Year’s Day. Thousands braved brutal winds and cold to stand in line at pot dispensaries, awaiting their share of the now-legal drug.
“It's huge,” Iraq war veteran Sean Azzariti while waiting outside of the 3D Cannabis Center in downtown Denver. “It hasn't even sunk in how big this is yet.”
Barbara Brohl, from Colorado's Department of Revenue, added that "everything's gone pretty smoothly."
At the nation's Department of Health and Human Services, Kathleen Sebelius still refuses to reveal how many people have actually paid for their new ACA coverage, but I feel safe in assuming that Colorado's pot stores are all paid up.
Under the strictures of the Affordable Care Act, American consumers are given a choice of one of four plans. Those plans are called "Bronze," "Silver," "Gold," and "Platinum." The Bronze plan is the one you can afford to pay the premiums to buy, but you can't afford the deductible. The Platinum plan has very affordable copays and deductibles, but you'd have to be a very high earner indeed to afford the premiums.
Colorado's imaginative and industrious pot growers and marketeers have slightly more options from which you may choose. There's "Bubba Kush," which is described as having an "almost tropical like smell. stanks [sic] up the whole room with only a small amount." There's also "Sour Diesel," "Blueberry Yum Yum," "Purple Haze" (naturally), and "Pineapple Express." My favorite name might be the delightful mashup "Skywalker OG Kush." Reviewer Kush_Master007 says it's the "highest i’ve ever been on any strain." If you simply must partake, I'd avoid "Ballsack" just because of the name. But also because it's reported to look, smell, taste, and leave you feeling "like a ballsack."
At least we don't lack for choices here in the Mile High City.
Under the Affordable Care Act, you may keep your children on your plan until they reach 26 years of age. Anyone in Colorado 21 years or older may buy marijuana, but I plan on keeping my children away from it by teaching them about bourbon. Short of repeal, there is no way to protect your children from Obamacare.
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