5 Fill-in-the-Blank Forms Obama Could Use Repeatedly


4. Thank you notes for fawning press coverage.

The mainstream media’s stance toward Barack Obama is rather like that of the man with the shovel following behind the circus elephant: no matter how heedless the elephant is, and however big a mess he makes, the man with the shovel is there to clean it up. Would we really be heading into Year Six of the Obama Presidential Meltdown were it not for the Times, and the Washington Post, and CNN, and MSNBC, and all the rest? Of course we wouldn’t.

The White House printing office should print these in thick 500-page pads, just so the president can keep all the sycophants on the reservation by expressing due gratitude. It doesn’t have to be anything fancy. Brief but heartfelt: Dear ____. Terrific piece in the _____ today! I applaud your analytical acumen. Future champions of multiculturalism and tolerance will salute you. Yours sincerely, Barack Obama…