3 Possible New Jobs for Dennis Kucinich
TOLEDO, Ohio — Dennis Kucinich is out and Marcy Kaptur has captured the Democratic primary in the new 9th District, according to data analysis from cleveland.com
Kaptur, the longest-serving woman in Congress, has apparently won the Democratic primary.
According to the official Ohio Secretary of State site, Kaptur had won four of the five counties -- except for Cuyahoga -- although not all of the ballots have been counted in the five-county district.
Oh, poor Dennis. Guess he'll need to switch from politics to another of his world-saving hobbies.
Here are a few suggestions:
3. Dating and Marriage Counselor
Here's a story everyone might not know: how a 59-year-old, 5'7" congressional bachelor meets a 27-year-old, 6-foot, "statuesque, flame-haired" British activist in April of 2005 and marries her by August. What a lovely couple.
Anyone else like to assist the soon-to-be former Congressman improve American political life by finding something else to do with his time?