The PJ Tatler

Sequester Me, Sequester You

Remember the sequester that was so awful that Obama said it wasn’t his, after his team proposed it and the President put his signature on it? That one? The sequester which is right this very moment forcing old people to eat aircraft carriers on the backs of displaced janitors with criminal records?

Well, today’s pravda is that it actually was the White House’s idea all along.

Keep an eye on this space for tomorrow’s pravda.