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My Pet Peeve: Sweet Music, Stupid Words

Here's an oldie: The Rainbow Connection. Another pretty tune. And by one of my favorite singers too - Kermit the Frog:

"Rainbows have nothing to hide?" Does that even mean anything? Seriously, isn't that one of those trick sentences where the syntax works but the actual words are completely meaningless? Like "The house stutters on the global interface."  I mean, what would a rainbow be hiding? Addiction? A relationship with another rainbow of the same sex? Not that there'd be anything wrong with that. After all... he's a freaking rainbow!!!

Then there's this: "Who said that every wish would be heard and answered when wished on the morning star? Somebody thought of that and someone believed it. Look what it's done so far."

Hanh? Makes me feel like I've been buttonholed by a maudlin drunk in a rundown bar at three in the morning. "Hey, buddy, lemme ashk you a question... Who... who shed that every wish would be heard and anshered....  wait a minute...  what wash I talking about?" Maybe you've had enough, Kermit. Time to go home.

All right, I'm glad I've gotten that off my chest! If you have any more examples of this deadly phenomenon, let me know. If I'm going to keep a pet peeve, it might as well be a big one.