https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/10/18/the-secret-life-of-willard-mitty/feed/PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.en-usWed, 10 Jun 2026 08:27:24 -0400<![CDATA[&#8220;America is on the brink!&#8221; the Impossibly Talented Orator thundered at the podium. &#8220;Only the most extreme measures shall save her!&#8221; A lock of his hair, slightly dampened with manly sweat, fell rakishly across one eye. Several women in the audience fainted from excitement. Not a Teleprompter was in sight. The Impossibly Talented Orator looked directly into the souls of every single person in the million-strong audience. &#8220;Damn the Democrats and their communist puppetmasters! Rise up for freedom! Rise up for success! Rise up——&#8221;]]>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:18:12 -0400<![CDATA[Zombie]]>https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/10/18/the-secret-life-of-willard-mitty-n137527