After a while, some cops lined up in front City Hall, and within a minute all the Occupiers rushed over there for a big cop-hating jamboree.
I just love this highway patrolman’s expression. “Why’d I have to get called for riot duty in Oakland again? Sigh….”
As we saw in the essay’s first photo above, all the little teenage pretend-anarchists with their cute homemade garbage-can riot shields lined up bravely against the big mean fascist pigs.
Then someone turned on a song called “Fuck the Police” and everyone went into a frenzy of obscenities.
“Fuck the po-lice fuck the po-lice fuck the po-lice!!!!”
Behind this wall of rage, a clique of nerdy pagan Occupiers performed a maypole dance.
What will we teach our kids? We will teach them education!
If even the teachers can’t grasp grammar, it’s no wonder our society is descending into illiteracy.
So, criminal street gangs are the vanguard of the revolution? I’ll note that down for later reference.
All in all, it’s just doo doo pants.
This is just Part 1 of my Occupy Oakland May Day coverage. To see the rest of the day’s shenanigans, click on through to Part 2:
Occupy that link!