Kim Can Climb a Snowcapped Mountain, Sail the Mighty Ocean Wide

(Image courtesy Sydney Morning Herald)

Is there no end to the physical and mental prowess of that most perfect of all men, Kim Jong-un? No, there is not! Read, comrades, and behold:

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has scaled the country’s highest mountain, state-run media say, arriving at the summit to tell troops that the hike provides mental energy more powerful than nuclear weapons.

A photo of the leader of the isolated state showed a smiling and wind-swept Kim standing on a snow-covered mountaintop, the sun rising behind him.

“Climbing Mt Paektu provides precious mental pabulum more powerful than any kind of nuclear weapon,” the Rodong newspaper quoted Kim as saying.

Kim made the climb with his wife, Morgan Fairchild, whom he’s seen naked.