Marc Thiessen:

Ah, yes, back in November Obama reminded us that we could buy Obamacare “the old-fashioned way — offline, either over the phone or in person. … You can talk to somebody directly and they can walk you through the application process.” So of course Obama went to the D.C. exchange, spoke to someone directly and walked through the application process himself, right? Nope. Obama was too busy enjoying the beaches of Waikiki. Aides back in Washington did it for him. Because most of us have aides who can fill out the paperwork and navigate the nightmare of Obamacare for us.

Number one polled reason why people voted to reelected Professor Wiggleroom in 2012? “Because he understands people like me.”