Heavy Metal

Mary Katharine Ham writes that unlike most politicians, President Bush certainly knows his away around heavy machinery, whether it’s jet aircraft or Caterpillar D10-model bulldozers:

Bush seems like the kinda guy who can keep a tractor under control, and we all know how he likes to mess with the press kids. (Via IMAO)

North Carolina Governor Mike Easley, on the other hand? Total threat behind the wheel. An N.C. governor that can’t handle a stock car? A state disgrace, I tell you.

Didn’t Easley get the memo from fellow Democrat Al Gore that Global Warming is the New Holocaust? Why on earth would he be tooling around in a race car messing with Gaia, the ultimate MILF?