David Axelrod and Jim Messina (I liked him better when he was still with Kenny Loggins) will never admit it, but Obama’s best-case win isn’t all that much bigger than his squeaker win. I call this one “Obama Blowout” with my Irony Meter turned up to 11.

280 is a huge comedown from 365, but it’s still plenty enough to ensure the Greece-fication of our once-great country. And that’s what Barack Obama calls “Winning!”

But the early voting in Ohio has me thinking the state might already be a lock for Romney, which brings us to our next map.