Programing Note
Sorry, but I can’t drunkblog the President’s pretend-major address tonight, in which he will reveal that the Republican plan is far inferior to his plan, because his plan provides tax cuts for everyone but evil successful people and increased entitlements and trillion dollar surpluses as far as the eye can see.
However, Obama’s plan is also hidden in a secret location, and must remain there or else the evil Republican plan will eat it and poop it out on poor people’s heads.
At least that’s the gist of what the President will say here shortly.
But I won’t be watching, because I’m enjoying a very nice Chianti before getting down to the serious business of Build Your Own Pizza night here at Casa Verde.
I do promise to watch it in reruns tomorrow morning, shortly before eviscerating it on a Very Special Trifecta.
All that is needed for Evil to triumph is for Good Men not to drunk blog…sigh…
I find your lack of commitment disturbing. I am entitled to drunk-blogging as I’ve consumed the free ice crem for a long time now, and its just cruel to cut me off now. Besides, you could’ve tied one on early and just guessed at what “The One” was going to say, nobody would’ve complained.
The only blogging of this that makes sense is drunkblogging. Have a drink and do it for the country!
No problem- lemme sum up my impression: “Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.”
Translation: his plan provides tax cuts for everyone but those who still have jobs.
Well, you pretty much nailed it so far. OB has a very limited vocabulary which includes millionaires and billionaires, corporate jets, grannies and students.
Nobody seems to be covering this. Tomorrow, Obama will hold a second press conference: “I am still relevant!”
I was looking forward to this one. I guess I’ll have to drunkblog the transcript when I get off work.
If there ever was an Obama speech that required drunkblogging, this was it! Very disappointed!
I hear Ted Kennedy’s grave has been opened from beneath, and the trail leads to one of his old 1980 presidential campaign offices. Updates as more information becomes available.