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Digital Packrats

June 20th, 2011 - 11:01 am

Ed Driscoll likes the idea of the Kindle, but…

I have mixed emotions about the actual physical Kindle device itself. But the ability to read a book anywhere, and carry the digital equivalent of a massive stack of them onto an airplane via my Kindle, laptop or Android Tablet is pretty darn nifty. Not to mention the prospect of freeing up space on my overflowing bookshelves. As is the ability, at least on my PC or laptop, to cut and paste text from a book into a blogpost rather than have to physically put a book into a scanner and OCR the whole thing, as I’ve done for a few blog posts. And pray that a word doesn’t become gobbledygook somewhere in the translation process.

Mostly I love my Kindle because it has me reading fiction again. It’s small enough to go anywhere, it never loses my place, and it’s comfortable enough to hold and read in one hand while wrangling a baby, a dog or a kitten.

But there are still drawbacks:

Similarly, I think everybody has that feeling of buying a book (or taking it out of the library), bringing it home, and taking it outside on a sunny day to become utterly absorbed in it. Perhaps that tactile feeling is lost or greatly diminished with the Kindle, but the flexibility it provides offsets it in many ways.

Of course for that reason, perhaps books are about to become luxury items, given at birthdays and at Christmas, the equivalent of giving someone an expensive necktie or sweater. Or these days, a compact disc, for that matter.

Ed’s nailed it with that last point, and it goes to something Melissa and I were talking about just last night. And that is: Coffee table books aren’t going anywhere.

When you want a great big book filled with pretty things to gawk at and touch and admire, it’s difficult to imagine anything replacing the coffee table book. And we usually give or get those as gifts (hint, hint).

But I can’t imagine myself ever buying another paperback of popular fiction. We’ve given those away by the carload — and some of them I’d love to have back. But when you’re desperate for shelf space, you don’t always have the time to sort through your old books before taking them down to Goodwill.

Those days are over. Atlases, travel cookbooks, art collections — I’ll stack those volumes to the ceiling until the day I die. Everything else goes in my pocket.

Is the FCC slow-rolling filing the order for its illegal and unauthorized net-neutrality scheme to improve their chances in court?

Don’t Cry for Me, Venezuela

June 20th, 2011 - 7:58 am

Hugo Chavez is back home after a hospital stay in Cuba, but he might wish he’d stayed in bed a while longer:

On top of 23 percent inflation and growing government debt, worsening blackouts have emerged as a serious dilemma, forcing Chavez’s government to announce rationing measures including rolling power outages in some parts of the country.

Venezuela is one of the most energy-rich countries in the world, and with a comparatively tiny population of 29 million. That’s not many more people than Saudi Arabia’s 27 million souls — and current estimates are that Venezuela has greater oil reserves than the desert kingdom. So where are Venezuela’s glittering highways, the ritzy shopping malls, the endless fleets of BMW and Mercedes sedans? The CIA Factbook put the poverty rate at 37% in 2005, before the current downturn and 32% inflation rate. Venezuela — sitting on top of all that energy — can’t even supply simple electricity to its impoverished masses.

That’s all you need to know about socialism, Bolivarian or otherwise, right there.

And CNN Thinks You’re Goofy at Best

June 18th, 2011 - 7:27 am

Bill Maher and Jane Lynch touch their inner Weiner, ATMs take the heat, and somebody did something naughty to an Obama campaign poster — all on another exciting episode of… The Week in Blogs!

Bonus: The Commitments have a message for the President.

Programing Note

June 17th, 2011 - 2:32 pm

I’ll be on the Tony Katz Radio Spectacular at about 6:10PM Eastern. There will be cocktails.

That is all.

That Is Not My Side of the Newsroom

June 17th, 2011 - 9:31 am

Ed Driscoll found a story — and there’s no other way to put this — that will make you go “ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.”

Although I might have left out a few ews.

Trifecta: Don’t miss this week’s Grab Bag, where we answer your questions about Sarah Palin, Rick Perry and privatizing airport security.

Fill it to the RIM — with FAIL

June 16th, 2011 - 3:07 pm

I’m following SAI’s liveblog of RIM’s quarterly report, and it ain’t pretty:

Here’s co-CEO Jim Balsillie’s canned quote from the release: “Fiscal 2012 has gotten off to a challenging start. The slowdown we saw in the first quarter is continuing into Q2, and delays in new product introductions into the very late part of August is leading to a lower than expected outlook in the second quarter.” said Jim Balsillie, Co-CEO at Research In Motion.

“RIM’s business is profitable and remains solid overall with growing market share in numerous markets around the world and a strong balance sheet with almost $3 billion in cash. We believe that with the new products scheduled for launch in the next few months and realigning our cost structure, RIM will see strong profit growth in the latter part of fiscal 2012.”

RIM’s business model has been undercut by iPhone and Android. iMessage, due out this fall with iOS 5 — plus Google’s inevitable copycat app — will undercut RIM even more.

Trifecta: All eyes are on Michele Bachmann after her debate performance earlier this week — is she the man to beat in 2012?

Will No One Roast This Weiner?

June 16th, 2011 - 8:38 am

To punish Anthony Weiner, Congressional Democratic leaders have decided to put their money where their mouth is — but it’s a mouth without teeth:

Prior to the Democrats’ meeting Tuesday, some members of the caucus had floated the suggestion that they vote to strip him of his committee assignments, or take a more severe step of voting to boot him from the caucus. Neither step was debated or considered at the meeting, lawmakers said.

So here’s where Nancy Pelosi et al stand:

We’ll call for Wiener to resign, but we can’t make him.

Would could strip him of his choice committee assignment, but we won’t.

The weeklong drumbeat of calls for Weiner to resign is just a smokescreen for the fact that the Democrats don’t really care, so long as they look good on TV. With their shirts on, one hopes.

Now, I’m OK with Weiner staying in Congress. He doesn’t seem to have broken any laws and he’s an absolutely lovely distraction. Let the Democrats stew in their own juices.

Comparisons with David Vitter seem a little stretched. Yes, Vitter broke actual laws — but GOP leaders offered forgiveness, rather than toothless complaints. In 2005, the GOP chose (wrongly, I think) to forgive and forget. That’s at least consistent. The Democrats have chosen to condemn without punishment.

Either choice is little more than political theater, but one reeks of hypocrisy.

UPDATE: Word is, Weiner’s out.

Aren’t There Any Strong Horses?

June 16th, 2011 - 7:25 am

Trifecta: What happened to Tim Pawlenty on Monday night, and is his campaign now dead in the water? Scott Ott, special guest Tony Katz and I pick through the remains of a candidate who looked strong — right up until he started pulling his punches.

You Realize of Course, This Means War

June 15th, 2011 - 2:43 pm

Trifecta: Obama has finally found a way to bring the Left and Right together — by ignoring the War Powers Act.

Obama Talks the Talk…

June 15th, 2011 - 1:37 pm

…but will he walk the walk of shame?

A Defense of the Defense

June 15th, 2011 - 12:42 pm

“Why,” I get from people who loved and hated the movie, “did you spend so much time defending Ferris Bueller?”

Because the Left attacks our cultural icons with, as Alan Siegel did, petty complaints and smears and outright untruths. They’ve managed to throw most of the Western Canon into disrepute, at least amongst the intelligentsia and on our college campuses — you know, exactly where it matters the most. And so we aren’t left with much more than Ferris. It ain’t Shakespeare, but it’s one thing we had left unsullied. Even though the movie is mostly insubstantial summer fluff.

But if it’s all I have left, well, I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.

Sure to Anger Ronulans Everywhere

June 15th, 2011 - 8:39 am

I’m on the PJTV Report with Danika Quinn dissecting the results of the GOP debate — and telling you just what the hell is wrong with CNN’s John King.

Programing Note

June 14th, 2011 - 5:24 pm

I’ll be on The Rick Moran Show with Ed Morrissey (!) and Jazz Shaw at 8PM Eastern.

Wait — Who Got Arrested???

June 14th, 2011 - 11:31 am

Some days, the news just makes you scratch your head. OK, that’s pretty much every day. But Will Collier sent this one to me, and it will make you scratch your head until it’s bald and bleeding:

CHICAGO — FBI agents took box after box of address books, family calendars, artwork and personal letters in their 10-hour raid in September of the century-old house shared by Stephanie Weiner and her husband.

The agents seemed keenly interested in Weiner’s home-based business, the Revolutionary Lemonade Stand, which sells silkscreened infant bodysuits and other clothes with socialist slogans, phrases like “Help Wanted: Revolutionaries.”

The search was part of a mysterious, ongoing nationwide terrorism investigation with an unusual target: prominent peace activists and politically active labor organizers.

The probe — involving subpoenas to 23 people and raids of seven homes last fall — has triggered a high-powered protest against the Department of Justice and, in the process, could create some political discomfort for President Obama with his union supporters as he gears up for his reelection campaign.

The apparent targets are concentrated in the Midwest, including Chicagoans who crossed paths with Obama when he was a young state senator and some who have been active in labor unions that supported his political rise.

Investigators, according to search warrants, documents and interviews, are examining possible “material support” for Colombian and Palestinian groups designated by the U.S. government as terrorists.

I’m going to go out on a limb here, and postulate that this investigation has been going on longer than the last 875 days.

I Got Yer Aggregate Demand Right Here, Pal

June 14th, 2011 - 8:52 am

Some people tried to write off last quarter’s lousy GDP growth. “Hey, it’s winter, things slow down. Big earthquake in Japan and all that.”

Here we are in the sunny, happy days of spring and — retail sales fell for the first time in 11 months.

In Defense of Ferris Bueller

June 14th, 2011 - 7:10 am

When I was barely-out-of-diapers-young, one of my favorite books was a collection of jokes for kids. The big finish — the joke they just had to save for last — was a simple riddle: “What’s big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.”

Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your servers. I’ll be here all week.

Since then, I’ve read the poetry of Jim Morrison; the columns of Maureen Dowd; the backs of countless boxes of Boo Berry Cereal; the 1988 Libertarian, Republican and Democrat political platforms in their entireties; the works of various Brontë sisters; particularly heartfelt lines from love letters I wrote to my high school sweetheart; I even read George Friedman’s The Coming War with Japan — which he wrote in 1991.

These are the credentials you need to know when I tell you: In the 38 years since I learned to read, I have read some really stupid shit.

But I have never read anything quite so stupid as Alan Siegel’s article in The Atlantic, insisting that everyone “get over” Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

On the movie’s 25th anniversary, Siegel’s problem with Ferris Bueller is Ferris Bueller, appropriately enough, whom he derides as “banal.” The primary complaints all come from the middle of the piece, where Siegel complains that “Nothing challenges Ferris. Unlike most teens, his life is free of adversity.” That the movie is “dripping with classism.” And while John Hughes’s other movies “may not channel Dickens, but they’re at least populated with teenagers who’ve had it rougher than Ferris.”

Boo-hoo, I suppose, because Bueller didn’t bear enough boo-boos. But let’s try and remember that the movie is about a kid’s day off. It ain’t The Basketball Diaries, nor is it supposed to be. And anyway, accusing a teenage boy of being banal is like accusing… a teenage boy of being interested in sex. Why, I never!

Siegel’s complaints about Ferris generally break down to “kind of sad where they aren’t plain wrong.”

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It’s the Beginning of the Beginning

June 13th, 2011 - 6:00 pm

Drunkblogging the debate live for the PJM home page.

Hair of the Dog: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz rejects the Weiner, President Obama’s suckin’ on a Slurpee, and Kimberly Strassel has the dirtiest mind on all the Sunday shows. Honestly, I think I’m in love.

Bonus: It will be your pleasure to meet The Eyebrow of Total Disdain.

Required Reading

June 13th, 2011 - 3:15 pm

Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark — Jimmie went and used math on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s latest BS figures.

But as Debbie herself might tell you, math is hard.

Fools Rush In

June 13th, 2011 - 1:48 pm

I’m going to wait until tomorrow — when I’ll be super cranky hungover after tonight’s drunkblog — to tear apart Alan Siegel’s idiot plea to “get over” Ferris Bueller.

But trust me, it’s coming. Oh yes it is.

There’s only one celebrity site I visit regularly — and that’s Agent Bedhead. Things have been a bit quiet there lately, but it turns out there’s a good reason for that: Bedhead has joined the folks at Celebitchy.

Update your bookmarks.

Sign “O” the Times

June 13th, 2011 - 11:48 am

After more than a century, the Chicago Merc might become… the Somewhere Else Merc. The Anywhere Else Merc? From IBD:

The company that owns Chicago’s two largest futures exchanges is thinking about moving operations out of state to flee oppressive business taxes. Worried about climate change? How about the business climate?

The days when Chicago was the “hog butcher to the world” have long since passed, replaced by its role as a leading financial trading center that is home to the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, also known as the Merc, and the Chicago Board of Trade.

On Wednesday, Terence Duffy, chairman of CME Group Inc., which owns the two institutions as well as the New York Mercantile Exchange, and Chief Financial Officer James Parisi announced the financial giant is considering moving operations and jobs out of the state in response to massive increases in state taxes.

This is the equivalent of the Empire State Building getting up and walking over to New Jersey.

“Sorry, Tom — you’re out.”

June 13th, 2011 - 10:22 am

My post on Rick Perry, Jeb Bush and candidates who get dismissed for unfair or trivial reasons, got some attention from Smitty the Hardest Working Co-Blogger in the Blogosphere™. Smitty said:

In an otherwise agreeable post on the possiblily of Texas Governor Perry running, Iron Liver remarks:

. . .good candidates can be dismissed for trivial reasons. Ask Jeb Bush about that some time.

Not to say that Jeb is a bad candidate in the slightest, but the anti-dynasty sentiment is non-trivial.
As good as Jeb may be, I just don’t see him as so overwhelmingly better than the other possibilities as to overcome the dis-interest in YAB (Yet Another Bush).

More, not less variety is key to recovery.

Yeah, let me clarify that a bit. Jeb Bush isn’t the Third Bush I Wish We’d Get, but rather the One Bush I Wish We’d Have Gotten.

This Oughta Be Fun

June 13th, 2011 - 7:52 am

It’s Debate Monday all day long. First up, Bill Whittle hosts a special Trifecta where we handicap the GOP field. This evening, at about 7:20 Eastern, tune into PJTV as Tony Katz, Stephen Kruiser and I provide the pre-debate coverage. Then, of course, I’ll drunkblog the debate on the PJM home page — followed by post-debate coverage with Tony & Stephen again.

I’ve already begun carboloading, and not a moment too soon.