<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2011/06/14/in-defense-of-ferris-bueller/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 07:49:35 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>In Defense of Ferris Bueller</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[When I was barely-out-of-diapers-young, one of my favorite books was a collection of jokes for kids.  The big finish &amp;#8212; the joke they just had to save for last &amp;#8212; was a simple riddle:  &amp;#8220;What&amp;#8217;s big and red and eats rocks?  A big red rock eater.&amp;#8221;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 07:10:52 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Stephen Green]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2011/06/14/in-defense-of-ferris-bueller-n237378</link></item></channel></rss>