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Monthly Archives: August 2008

The Figurehead

August 5th, 2008 - 9:17 pm

[Also Bumped] Sometimes, in spite of myself, I can’t resist liking Barack Obama. Because when the occasion calls for it, the man usually shows real class.

Imagine this. You’re a candidate for President, and a black one at that. At a campaign stop, some unidentified potential nutjob carrying a massive telephoto lens — at least you hope that’s a camera he’s shooting — starts screaming that you didn’t lead off with the Pledge of Allegiance. What’d Obama do? This:

Obama invited the heckler to lead the audience in the pledge, and he did.

Attendees at the gathering in the gymnasium at Baldwin Wallace College in this Cleveland suburb rose to their feet and recited the pledge. “Thank you, sir, appreciate it,” Obama told the man…

Campaign officials said they did not know who the man was, and no effort was made to remove him. He continued taking photographs throughout Obama’s appearance.

If the US had a European-style system, with a Chancellor to run things and a figurehead President to take care of ceremonial duties, I’d vote for Obama for the latter position. In a heartbeat. And since he’s from Chicago, I might even vote for him twice.

UPDATE: This guy thinks that the Pledge of Allegiance Guy was an Obama Campaign plant. If that’s the case, then when I typed “class” up top, what I meant to say was “déclassé.”

Drink For Is the Cure!

August 5th, 2008 - 8:00 pm

[Bumped] Immediately following the Democratic National Convention in Denver, it’s Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash 5000.

Yes, 5000. That’s how many shots Zombyboy will have to buy us to get the stench of protesting hippies scrubbed from our memories.

It’s being held at Trios Enoteca, which certainly doesn’t suck. We even have a sponsor, and not the kind who hangs around reminding you not to drink.

5000!

Everyone is invited — bloggers, blog readers, dancing girls — so don’t forget to RSVP.

Probably Not/You Never Know

August 5th, 2008 - 6:15 pm

Just a thought: Is Obama’s burn and McCain’s bounce just a clever MSM ruse to keep conservatives excited (and reading and watching) for the next three months?

Jealous Much?/How Cool Is That?

August 5th, 2008 - 4:18 pm

I have got to get my hands on Ed Driscoll’s videoblogging software.

Programming Note

August 5th, 2008 - 3:32 pm

Finished up recording tomorrow’s PJM Political broadcast a little while ago, and I’m very excited about the show. Why? Austin Bay interviews General David Petraeus via phone from Baghdad.

That’s right, we scored Petraeus.

You can listen live on XM Satellite Radio at 1PM Eastern/10AM Pacific on Wednesday, or click here tomorrow night for the tape-delay webcast.

I forgot to link last week’s show, but it’s still available at the link above.

And did I mention General Petraeus is on tomorrow?

Good News/Good Question

August 5th, 2008 - 8:13 am

Stories like this one answer the question…

One of the more elusive and mysterious figures linked to Al Qaeda — a Pakistani mother of three who studied biology at MIT and who authorities say spent years in the United States as a sleeper agent — was flown to New York on Monday night to face charges of attempting to kill U.S. military and FBI personnel in Afghanistan.

The Justice Department, FBI and U.S. military in Afghanistan said that Aafia Siddiqui, 36, was arrested in Ghazni province three weeks ago. She is accused of firing an automatic rifle at FBI agents and soldiers and is scheduled to appear before a federal judge in Manhattan today.

Authorities believe Siddiqui used the technical skills she acquired at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology to do what virtually no other woman has accomplished — work her way into the clubby inner circles of Al Qaeda’s command and control operation, including its chemical and biological weapons program.

But questions swirled around her Monday evening, including whether she has been in Pakistani custody for at least part of the last five years and whether there is hard evidence that she was a trained, committed and hardened Al Qaeda operative, as former Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft and other U.S. officials have contended.

…is the Terror War a matter for the military and intel services or for the police and courts?

As my bride taught me years ago, the answer to most either/or questions is: Yes.

If this woman is guilty, our courts will put her away (I hope) for a very, very long time. But we’d never have gotten her here without cooperation from the Pakistanis, and that cooperation would never have come about without an adequate military threat to Islamabad on 9/12/2001, and without an adequate military and intelligence presence in Afghanistan.

Fighting Islamist terrorists requires a combination of stick and… a bigger stick. I wonder if a former “community organizer” and one-term Senator of no distinction would understand how to wield either one.

That’ll Leave a Mark

August 5th, 2008 - 7:48 am

Mickey Kaus has something he’d like to tell the MSM about the way it’s handled the John Edwards Affair:

If I wanted to be in that business I’d be a publicist.

Ouch.

Notes from the Anglosphere

August 5th, 2008 - 6:20 am

Is it time for India to send troops to Afghanistan?

And just how giant a step to solidifying the Anglosphere would that be?

Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn, R.I.P.

August 3rd, 2008 - 9:52 pm

How do people get to this clandestine Archipelago? Hour by hour planes fly there, ships steer their course there, and trains thunder off to it–but all with nary a mark on them to tell of their destination. And at ticket windows or at travel bureaus for Soviet or foreign tourists the employees would be astounded if you were to ask for a ticket to go there. They know nothing and they’ve never heard of the Archipelago as a whole or any one of its innumerable islands.

Those who go to the Archipelago to administer it get there via the training schools of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Those who go there to be guards are conscripted via the military conscription centers.

And those who, like you and me, dear reader, go there to die, must get there solely and compulsorily via arrest.

Arrest! Need it be said that it is a breaking point in your life, a bolt of lightning which has scored a direct hit on you? That it is an unassimilable spiritual earthquake not every person can cope with, as a result of which people often slip into insanity?

The Universe has as many different centers as there are living beings in it. Each of us is a center of the Universe, and that Universe is shattered when they hiss at you: “You are under arrest.”

If you are arrested, can anything else remain unshattered by this cataclysm?

But the darkened mind is incapable of embracing these displacements in our universe, and both the most sophisticated and the veriest simpleton among us, drawing on all life’s experience, can gasp out only: “Me? What for?”

And this is a question which, though repeated millions and millions of times before, has yet to receive an answer.

Arrest is an instantaneous, shattering thrust, expulsion, somersault from one state into another.

We have been happily borne—or perhaps have unhappily dragged our weary way—down the long and crooked streets of our lives, past all kinds of walls and fences made of rotting wood, rammed earth, brick, concrete, iron railings. We have never given a thought to what lies behind them. We have never tried to penetrate them with our vision or our understanding. But there is where the Gulag country begins, right next to us, two yards away from us. In addition, we have failed to notice an enormous number of closely fitted, well-disguised doors and gates in these fences. All those gates were prepared for us, every last one! And all of a sudden the fateful gate swings quickly open, and four white male hands, unaccustomed to physical labor but nonetheless strong and tenacious, grab us by the leg, arm, collar, cap, ear, and drag us in like a sack, and the gate behind us, the gate to our past life, is slammed shut once and for all.

That’s all there is to it! You are arrested!

And you’ll find nothing better to respond with than a lamblike bleat: “Me? What for?”

That’s what arrest is: it’s a blinding flash and a blow which shifts the present instantly into the past and the impossible into omnipotent actuality.

That’s all. And neither for the first hour nor for the first day will you be able to grasp anything else.

– opening to The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Tennessee moonshine

August 2nd, 2008 - 8:04 am

From the Knoxville News Sentinel comes a story about a fine old moonshiner named Charlie.

Folks really had to have a reason to go to Charlie Williams’ place outside Townsend.

It’s far enough off all beaten paths that they wouldn’t just stumble onto it by accident. But a lot of the folks who did come there had a reason, a good one. Charlie made what was considered some of the best hooch in the hills.

It’s a skill Charlie Williams learned at an age when today’s children are watching “SpongeBob SquarePants” and trading Pokemon cards.

And while Williams, who died in 1992 in an automobile accident, certainly was not alone in this area in the production of moonshine, three things about his operation stand out:

– His whiskey was as smooth as a baby’s cheeks.

– He employed sophisticated engineering skills in the placement and concealment of the still.

– He was never caught at it. He just retired.

Mmmm. Hooch.

Back in western Pennsylvania where I come from, we were familiar with those damned government revenuers too. The federal revenuers eventually won, and some say it’s been all downhill ever since.

The Real Ick

August 1st, 2008 - 1:18 pm

Dan Lyons’ “Fake Steve Jobs” blog was wicked brilliance. The audacity of portraying a billionaire CEO as a pot-smoking, acid-dropping, assassin-hiring, employee-terrorizing asshole perfectionist worked so well because it’s so true. And using the Real Fake Steve to skewer and satirize the tech news & players of the day made FSJ timely and funny.

A few weeks ago, Lyons dropped Fake Steve to become Real Dan Lyons. He can be interesting for sure, but funny? Yawn. Real Dan is just another cranky journalist.

I get enough of those already. Bookmark deleted.

Here We Go Again

August 1st, 2008 - 8:44 am

McCain’s “gas tax holiday?” Stupid.

Obama’s “windfall-profits-tax-as-welfare plan?” It’s LBJ meets Jimmy Carter — stupid and cunning at once.

This guy is dangerous.