Killer Weed
May 8th, 2008 - 3:48 pm
Rob and Shewie, a couple buddies of mine from behind the Redwood Curtain way back when, once made a bong out of Lego and aluminum foil. But this is out there:
Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
I’d have said “three juveniles, two of legal age,” but that’s a minor quibble. What were these guys smoking? I mean, before they decided to smoke stuff out of a human head?
And am I the only one finding it near-impossible not to make a “dead head” joke?
No. But, it doesn’t surprise me. One of my oldest son’s friends got busted and is in In-School suspension for the remainder of the year for smoking tea bags on the bus. Not and kind of good tea bags either. He was caught smoking Lipton, of all things. The least he could have done was get busted with some peppermint or Mood Mender…
Kids. Yeesh.
Holy Crap. I mean, how bad ass does the bud have to be to make you want to dig up a corpse, decapitate it, and smoke bong hits through it? Pretty damn bad ass I’d say. Either that or another bar bet gone horribly, horribly wrong…
If they had snacked on the corpse, I’d blame pot. Instead, I’m willing to make a substantial bet they were drunk.
That’s where demon rum will get you. Abolition Then! Abolition Again! Catchy, eh?
No.
Wow man, that is so like out there. Man, I mean like it’s just so mind blowing. But what if like the secret of the universe is that when you’re dead it’s all one big acid trip all the time. . .
Where are the Cheetos?
/dope smoking.
Glad I stopped that garbage.
I’ve smoked my share of grass and never, not once, did I have the urge to do anything that involved a shovel. In my book, that does not constitute “good shit”.
First, I’m reminded of the old Dennis Leary joke where he talked about his friends made bongs out of everything, including “Look! I made a bong out of my head, dude!”
Second, at the risk of sounding morbid, how in the bloody hell do you use a skull as a bong? Seriously?
I would be half tempted to speculate that the kids were inspired by Leary’s routine. Like, they asked exactly the question you did, Casey, and were too high already to know it was a stupid idea.
That does it! Ban comedians!
Here in CT some kids raided a pre-revolutionary tomb and were caught dicking around with skulls and such. A good time was had by all until they were told that the deceased may have had died of TB, smallpox etc.