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Monthly Archives: January 2007

Please Tell Me He’s Selling Short

January 29th, 2007 - 4:07 pm

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!?

The Huffington Post reports that Stephen Green has agreed to bail Air America out of bankruptcy.

Okay, so I left out a little bit. But still. Kind of freaked me out.

Reality Check

January 28th, 2007 - 10:54 pm

I’m certain, without malice and with charity towards all, that this country is ready for a black President. Or a woman President. Or even a male President who has worn a dress and makeup in public. But we’re not even close to electing a guy named Huckabee. OK?

Liveblogging the Dead Show

January 28th, 2007 - 10:49 pm

Yes, I’m on some powerful meds lately, But Dean Esmay still has the stronger stomach.

Sister Tellin’ Ya

January 28th, 2007 - 10:33 pm

From the AP:

DAVENPORT, Iowa – Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday that President Bush should withdraw all U.S. troops from Iraq before he leaves office, asserting it would be “the height of irresponsibility” to pass the war along to the next commander in chief.

When President Franklin Roosevelt died, Harry Truman was similarly left in the lurch, having to fight a war he hadn’t started. So Truman nuked the crap out of Japan and brought our boys home already.

Maybe now I finally understand what the Democrats mean by “exit strategy.”

Breaking

January 28th, 2007 - 2:38 pm

Pierre Legrad asks, “Did we lose a helo in Iraq containing 2 Colonels, 1 Lt Colonel, 1 Major, 1 Captain, 2 Command Sgt Majors and more?” I certainly hope not, especially given the intelligence ramifications. Theirs, I mean, not ours.

Martini Boy, Call Your Agent

January 24th, 2007 - 7:15 pm

The Brits quoted Steve. If only all those layers of taxpayer-funded editors could be trusted to figure out which blog he actually runs:

Instapundit’s Stephen Green agreed – up to a point.

Is there an Britishism for “knuckleheads?” And is “Britishism” actually a word?

Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye

January 24th, 2007 - 11:14 am

So you can teach an old hangdog new tricks:

WASHINGTON –Senator John F. Kerry plans to announce today that he is bowing out of the 2008 presidential race, and will instead remain in Congress and seek reelection to his Senate seat next year, according to senior Democratic officials.

Kerry “associates” blame his botched “joke” about those poor, dumb soldiers in Iraq. Me, I think Kerry’s disqualifying gaffes go back a wee bit further than last autumn.

SOTU – The Wrap

January 23rd, 2007 - 8:18 pm

Unlikely as it seems, I need to make a truly, deeply, droolingly admiring observation. Every State of the Union Address I’ve ever heard included what I call the “laundry list” portion. That’s when the President itemizes every single “accomplishment” of the last year, including “expanding Flag Day activities in minority owned-and-operated government-contractor construction companies.” Boring, dreary, unnecessary, and usually not entirely honest. Bush skipped all that, although the temptation must have been great, given the year he’s just had.

Overall tonight’s SOTU was Bush’s best. I’ve been (more or less) drunkblogging these things for five years now, and they’ve almost always left a bad taste in my mouth. One, I’m happy to say, easily remedied by another sip or two of vodka. However, Bush’s best SOTU will also prove his least effective. The best he can hope for out of the new Congress is that the Blue Dog Dems help him maintain our tax cuts. Other than that, this Presidency is domestically done.

Foreign policy is all Bush has left – all any seventh-year President has, really. Tonight he said the things he always says, but will he follow through this time? Will he use his lame-duck status as cover to get things done, or will he just be lame? Dunno, but we’ll have fun watching it unfold.

SOTU – Open Comment Thread

January 23rd, 2007 - 8:14 pm

Please use this space for your comments. The Drunkblogging post (below) will have comments disabled, to spare my poor server.

SOTU Drunkblogging – LIVE!

January 23rd, 2007 - 6:46 pm

(All times Eastern, ‘less I get drunk and forget to add 2.)

8:46pm You’d think it was a Reagan press conference with all the bright red dresses out there in the Chamber.

8:54pm Maybe you also think that Congress looks like a kindergarten classroom right before teacher has to pound on her desk. I’d would have made the joke using a gym teacher reference instead, but some people might have taken that the wrong way. What, with a female Speaker and all.

8:54.5pm That first martini went down easy. Gotta run upstairs for a sec.

8:59pm Second French Inhale martini has been shaken and poured. And that’s about as good as it’s going to get on a SOTU night.

9:07pm There’s more milling in there than in a 17th Century Dutch grain compound. I thought Bush was the on-time President. Maybe losing Congress really did make him into Clinton II.

9:10pm Bush doesn’t seem to enjoy the stature he once did. Maybe that’s because of the lost elections, or maybe because I’m watching on my web browser in this tiny little C-SPAN window. Only history can tell.

9:11pm Please consider that 9:10pm gag rescinded. Right now Bush makes Robert Reich look like Lloyd Benson, only more warmed over.

9:13pm The cheers outweigh the jeers as Bush is introduced and takes the podium. Classier than I expected.

9:14 “…Madame Speaker!” Bush has kept his class, too. Maybe tonight won’t be so bad, after all. Maybe I made that second martini extra large.

9:17pm “I congratulate the Democratic majority.” Before you say “Suck up,” remember that Bush followed that with a call for each Congressman to follow his conscience. In other words, “Hello, Blue Dogs!”

9:19 So Bush makes all us small-town Republicans and small-l libertarians quiver when he calls so more private stuff and less government and no tax raising. But let’s see what else he has to say, and if everything meshes.

9:20 Was there ever a budget submission that didn’t promise black ink within five years?

9:20 Go Porkbusters!!!

9:21 Even Congress applauded Bush’s promise to halve earmarks by the end of the session. Yeah, let’s see where that goes, Mr. Reid.

9:22 Is Bush still talking NCLB, six (?) years after getting it passed? Followed by “we must increase funds…” See the 9:19pm comment above.

9:24 “…affordable and available health care.” And your little balanced budget, too!

9:25 Bush is talking about a new program for health insurance, and all I can think about is that balanced budget promise, and how “five years” is modern code for “jam tomorrow.” I’m also thinking of my icy, icy French Inhale martini.

9:26 “We need to expand Health Savings Accounts.” Uh – I thought people held those.

9:27 Legal question: Would “medical liability reform” pass Constitutional muster? I might sound naive calling that a state issue, but… damn, I do sound naive.

9:29 Bush has cleverly tied immigration reform to anti-terror measures. So cleverly, that I’m sure somewhere Dick Morris is cackling at Bush’s attempt at triangulation. And that everywhere, not one single person is happy with Bush’s proposal.

9:31 “Foreign oil,” blah blah blah, “technology,” blah blah blah. Problem is, except for his mention of nuclear energy, not one item Bush mentioned will help outside the margins. And I’m sure the Democratic Congress will get right on approving those new nuke plants.

9:32 “Let’s reduce gasoline usage by 20 percent in the next ten years.” Or did he say 20? Or five? It doesn’t matter. Even with increased CAFE standards, demand is going to go up for gas. We’ll be lucky just to stay even. Very lucky.

9:34 Ballsy move, calling to increase the National Petroleum Reserve. Gas prices are still a bit high, and a bigger NPR can only drive them higher.

9:35 More judges salaries to pay! Balanced budget! Hey, here’s an idea – start repealing laws, then you won’t need so many judges.

9:36 “To win the war on terror, we must take the fight to the enemy.” “Enemy,” is, after more than five years, still an undefined term.

9:38 Let’s take a moment to sip on a lovely cocktail, and enjoy the warm bath of Bush’s tough terror talk. And try to forget most everything else he’s said tonight, and most all of what he’ll say next. In the meantime… mmm, tough terror talk.

9:41 “For the sake of our own security, we must [endure].” Followed by a list of accomplishments, not by us, but by “them,” over there, in the Middle East. It’s pretty stirring stuff, and it makes me think that right now, Bush is at least one apple taller than Robert Reich.

9:44 Christopher Ross comments, “I know its simplistic and lacks nuance but I’m mostly concerned with the tough on terror aspect. I’ll give them 2 years of a Democratic president as long as he’s a tough one.” Seems likely, no?

9:46 All this “surge” talk strikes me as unnecessary and probably unwise. I don’t remember any stories about FDR talking up D-Day before the fact, and trying to weasel support out of Congress for it.

9:50 “In the end, I have chosen this course of action because it promises the best chance of success.” Actually, it promises only to help things in a very long war. Then again, Bush did just explicitly mention Iran as complicit in the campaign in Iraq. And that, my friends, is the only part of tonight’s SOTU worth remembering. Provided, of course, there’s some follow-through. Any wagers?

9:52 “Tonight I ask Congress to authorize an increase in our Army and Marine Corps by 92,000 in the next five years.” ‘Bout damn time! Of course, I don’t know if we can do it that quickly, but I’m sure Jim Dunnigan (Strategypage.com) will have the answer shortly.

9:54 The *real* anti-terror talk is over, provided there was any. I mean, Bush is now talking about a free and democratic Palestine and a nuke-free North Korea. You, dear reader, may now resume not listening.

9:59 The Amazing American Immigrant Story always gets me, every time. Sure, it’s filler. But every time Bush uses filler, he isn’t proposing some huge new program nobody wants and that Congress won’t pass. Besides, who doesn’t want their President to stir them now and then?

8:01 Wesley Autrey got more honest applause than the President will tonight – and maybe more than most Presidents ever get. That’s high praise for America, if you ask me. And now we’ve arrived at that time in the evening when the vodka has made me maudlin.

8:04 “Tonight that cause goes on. God bless.” Bush ended on a defiant note, happily sounded. Rang nicely in my ears. I’ll have final thoughts in just a few minutes.

One last thing. I come into these speeches with no pre-written material. What you get is… well, whatever it is that I’ve got. Hope you enjoyed, and please keep coming back for our regularly-scheduled blogging.

Before We Get Started

January 23rd, 2007 - 6:13 pm

Here’s what I looked like about three months ago. After less than eight weeks of triple-dose propylthiouracil (PTL), I’m doing lots better, thanks. Some small evidence:

Now let’s get back to the blogging already.

PS The cocktail I’m holding is, I think, my own invention. Make a standard vodka martini using Grey Goose and a hint of dry vermouth. Then add one small cornichon, patted dry. I call it a French Inhale.

Also, thanks everybody for all the warm greetings.

Fighting Words

January 23rd, 2007 - 9:02 am

Could I give you a better Return of VodkaPundit than to liveblog tonight’s State of the Union Address? Cocktail-enahnced, of course.

The fun starts around 8:30pm Eastern.