50 Words and Phrases Not to Use on a First Date

Conjecture
Restraining order
Piglet
How-do
Time served
Hair remover
Offal
Splendiferous
Dahmer-esque
Blogosphere
Dangling chads
Pittance
Fanny
Hernia
Pants-worthy
Tits
De-Nazification
Government cheese
Posthaste
Pre-moistened
Hat
Franco-German
Babs (Does not apply to first dates with women named “Babs”)
Redi-Wip (Does not apply to first dates with women named “Redi-Wip”)
Walking pneumonia
Barnaby Jones
Clean needles
Futon
Sixpence
Tomfoolery
Paul Krugman
Third base
Dutch
Simulacrum
Fanfare
Oozing
Pustule
Oozing pustule
Nighty-night
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