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Vote for Laurence. He wants the damn job. Also, he has a platform with nifty bullet points, some of which he probably came up with while actually on his meds.

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Or Jarvis. Or for a Jenna Jameson/Britney Spears ticket. (Insert your own “top of the ticket” joke here.) (Insert your own “insert” joke here.)

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