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How Hard Will We Be on the Post-Obama President?

March 3rd, 2014 - 5:57 pm

President Brewster also appoints an insider CEO as OMB director, lectures on the revolving door, and then ushers him back out to Halliburton. The attorney general, the returning John Ashcroft, is cited with contempt for overseeing a failed gunrunning sting in Mexico. Ashcroft also inadvertently refers to some white activists as “my people,” after calling the country “cowards” for not wanting to end affirmative action. For some reason, he drops the near-certain prosecution of a bunch of Wyoming Minutemen who appeared at Cody voting polls with lassos and wearing spurs. Finally, Brewster appoints as the head of the Civil Rights Division a pro bono lawyer, Karl von Hoffman, famous among anti-abortion zealots, who in the past defended the killer of an abortionist.

The reaction from the New York Times?

Politicization?

Bucky Brewster also, we learn, has a problem with the IRS. You see, many of the top IRS appointees either resigned, retired, or took the Fifth Amendment when it was disclosed that the IRS had targeted non-profit groups with names like “progress,” “equality,” and “fairness” in their titles, especially those connected with Hollywood actors, the People for the American Way, and the Occupy Wall Street movement.

Oddly, prominent leftist activists from filmmaker Michael Moore to Oprah and Beyoncé suddenly have their taxes audited, after sharp political speeches chiding Brewster. Brewster’s FCC appointees — the director is the daughter of Jim DeMint — also dream up an idea to monitor the news to ensure that ideas like patriotism, Western culture, the Founding Fathers, traditional values, marriage between a man and a woman, and pro-development policies are given a fair hearing by federally licensed radio and TV stations. “MSNBC,” Brewster reminds the nation, “has done a lot to scare people unduly about my agenda.” In that regard, he has called out by name Rachel Maddow five times since assuming office.

What would NPR intone?

Blaming Obama?

President Brewster cannot seem to let go of Barack Obama. Chided for his chronic 7% unemployment rate and a “jobless recovery,” he fires back with: “At least it is better than that of the previous administration!” About his serial $400 billion annual deficits, he reminds, “Obama’s were $1 billion for his entire first term, so there!”

On the increasing tensions in the world, Brewster exclaims: “Do you have any idea of what I inherited from my predecessor — slashed defense forces, a broke treasury, allies estranged, enemies emboldened, chaos in Iraq, Syria, and Libya, appeasement with a now nuclear Iran, and Putin playing Stalin?”

On America’s stature abroad, Brewster gives a strident speech to Christians in Jordan: “Recently, the U.S. has had a pretty bad record, coddling murderers like Castro and Chavez, calling jihad a personal journey, declaring the Muslim Brotherhood secular, forsaking the Green Revolution in Iran, selling out our democratic friends in Israel. It’s about time we come to grips with some of the damage that the Obama administration has caused others. I think an apology from the U.S. is in order.” “Obama did it” has become the Brewster anthem.

As for the ongoing health care mess, Brewster fires back: “Do you have any idea of the ruin that the previous administration caused our medical profession? It will take me years to undo the damage. So we have some more things to apologize for.”

Will Politico object?

The Bully Pulpit?

President Brewster proved unafraid to wade in on contemporary controversies. “I see OJ is back in the news; and I thought, wow, had I a second daughter, she would have looked just like Nicole.”  The gun-owning Brewster even weighed in on the verdict of the Trayvon Martin case: “Zimmerman could have been me 35 years ago.” And as far the hype and hysteria, Brewster speculated that had the shooter been a black male teen, the media might not have noticed that “both the outcome and aftermath might have been different.”

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Of course the press will be hard on the next GOP president. No one likes to be told that their vacation is over.
38 weeks ago
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Bucky has a few signature programs.

1) Bucky Bucks, cash for clingers. Gun owners can turn in any firearm that is no longer working properly and receive cash and a brand new firearm of their choice.

2) Exceptionalism Tour. Bucky flies to countries all over the world and expounds on the virtues of America, with thinly veiled references to how the past administration mucked up the world with its backward policies toward the Middle East, Russia, China, Venezuela and all manner of communist creep farms. He tells Greece that their problems are that they became lazy and unmotivated . Says Poland is a model of hard work and solidarity. And asks for Winston's bust back.

3) Bucky goes to Jerusalem and makes his first speech in office, declaring that America is a Judeo-Christian nation, that this administration cheers the mention of Jerusalem and that he can name the capital of Israel without stuttering. He also says sends a messenger to meet secretly with Mossad. It is the son of parents who were kicked out of Germany for printing a newspaper about the annihilation of Holocaust deniers and the countries they run.

4) Bucky wears a cross and a flag pin the size of an orange on his person at all times, declaring that this is the right kind of patriotism. His secretary of defense says that he is going to expand the military to five times it's greatest size ever, because "this last group of clown car drivers made China, Russia and Iran menaces to our very existence".

5) Various administration "CEO's" are given autonomy to infuse secret pro-capitalism programs into their various departments without any oversight, circumventing the Democratic Party at will. "We are going to let you live", one of them is quoted as saying.

6) Bucky declares war on communist dictators without bothering to ask Congress and takes them out. "I'm going to lead from ahead". He drops a few drones into the laps of traitors while they are on vacation in Havana and kills their families too. "Collateral damage, tough luck", he explains.

7) Bucky declares that all science is now settled, that delta smelt cause cancer and windmills cause hurricanes ...so both are to be eliminated. California and Maryland are seized in a federal eminent domain program and given over to the Future Farmers of America for "transformation and reconstruction"

8) The Duke 88 are seized in a raid against intentional slander, jailed and perp walked for creating a false and hateful meme that was aimed at a victim class...white, heterosexual, Southern Judeo-Christian males.

9) Bucky is reelected in a landslide, after 4 years...he imposes the Fairness Doctrine. Any news outlet that says a single dissenting word or exposes any overreach is immediately disinvited to press release functions, which are held by invitation only. He also shuts down the security check system on credit cards into his campaign, so those who speak Baltic can contribute freely at their whim.

10) Beer, BBQ and bootstraps. "Pull yours up, America", is Bucky's motto.

And they add his face to Mt Rushmore.
38 weeks ago
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Wow, how does someone miss the entire (blatant) point of the article?

Every single sentence was a counterpart to something Obama has already done; just the right-wing version. Ted Nugent = Jay Z; Tammy Wynette (is she still alive?) = Beyonce, etc.

Geez.
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No blame will go to Obama for all the problems his administration is responsible for. My guess is Obama's shoe shiners, pants creasers and pedestal makers in the media will balme Valerie Jarrett for tarnishing the reputation of their demi-god Obama. Jarrett as Rasputin.
37 weeks ago
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Doc, how about a review of the 300 sequel?
37 weeks ago
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Allow me to prophesy here a little bit. It is not totally out of the question that the man will declare a big war on someone (i.e. Iran or Russia etc.) just to prop up his numbers. When a pushover goes macho he usually does not know what he's doing and the results are unpredictable. I am praying that I am absolutely wrong but I think this guy is a small Napoleon looking for his Waterloo. The problem is that Waterloos come only planet-size these days. I will be happy if there IS a next president at all.
38 weeks ago
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Spot. On.
38 weeks ago
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The GOSPEL(Good News) according to Victor Davis Hanson...
(The TRUTH will set you free!)
38 weeks ago
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I think Obama will be just fine................................ in Kenya.
38 weeks ago
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Of course the leftist media will claim that the above article is the agenda of the Republican candidate(s) and do everything in their power to make it sound horrible and unprecedented. Especially unprecedented!

On the same path, let's remember that the Senate Democrats used the "nuclear option" for all nominees except the Supreme Court (a concession that will disappear in a heartbeat, that is, lack of one of the nine), but will cry foul if the Senate does the same under Republican control (since of course the Senate rules will reinstate the 60-vote requirement on some January 4th).
38 weeks ago
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The Democrat-Media complex will do everything possible to make sure there is never another non-RINO Republican president again.
38 weeks ago
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This is exactly what I'm talking about. Do you really think we have control over who our next president is?
38 weeks ago
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