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How Hard Will We Be on the Post-Obama President?

March 3rd, 2014 - 5:57 pm
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Meet President Bucky Brewster. You’ll like his style, even if MSNBC, NPR, PBS, CNN and Time magazine won’t.

Imagine if a hard-right-wing president were to follow Barack Obama and embrace the new precedents that Obama himself has established for the presidency. Would he then be seen as an unusually polarizing figure, who abused the power of his office? Let’s call him Bucky Brewster, the new Republican President from Montana.

Settled law?

President Bucky Brewster announces that he finds most of the Affordable Care Act patently unconstitutional. So he suspends all its timetables of implementation, stops the employer and individual mandates, and gives exemptions to big corporations, Tea Party groups, and the NRA. Brewster goes on to throw out Obama’s recently passed “comprehensive immigration reform” act, deporting at once four million illegal aliens and cancelling the Dream Act, remarking: “It contradicts prior law. The federal immigration law is the law.”

Brewster worries about the EPA a lot. So he decides that the Endangered Species Act is unconstitutional and a threat to property rights. He suspends enforcement of it indefinitely. Brewster also orders a regulatory raid on liberal Solaris, alleging that its solar panels will cause too much glare for private aviation pilots and are made of rare imported silica, and so shuts the company down. Brewster also advises Boeing that, if it were smart, it should leave Washington and go to a right-to-work state like Mississippi. Brewster also reminds that the Defense of Marriage Act has never been repealed and thus he outlaws all gay marriages “in accordance with settled law.”

What will MSNBC say? The abuse of power? Unconstitutional? Impeachment?

Appointments?

President Bucky Brewster wants to fundamentally transform America and so his appointments must reflect his conservative ideology. So he taps as green jobs czar an ad man for the oil companies who, we learn, is a “birther.” His new NASA director gives an interview pledging that the chief aim of the space agency is now to reach out to Christians abroad.

One of his communications directors praises the efficiency of Mussolini, who, she says, has always been her role model. His EPA director, who is a big Keystone pipeline booster, opens a fake email account to take the pulse of the pipeline debate — and has the EPA give an award to her alias!  He appoints as Treasury secretary Donald Trump, who confesses that he wrote off his kids’ camp fees as tax deductions and pocketed his FICA allotments. His new energy secretary, Billy Bob Fella, who drives a Hummer, announces: “We want gas prices to get down to around 70 cents a gallon, right down there to those Saudi or Kuwaiti levels. What a great way to save the planet by returning a little cash to the poor driver’s pocket.”

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Of course the press will be hard on the next GOP president. No one likes to be told that their vacation is over.
37 weeks ago
37 weeks ago Link To Comment
Bucky has a few signature programs.

1) Bucky Bucks, cash for clingers. Gun owners can turn in any firearm that is no longer working properly and receive cash and a brand new firearm of their choice.

2) Exceptionalism Tour. Bucky flies to countries all over the world and expounds on the virtues of America, with thinly veiled references to how the past administration mucked up the world with its backward policies toward the Middle East, Russia, China, Venezuela and all manner of communist creep farms. He tells Greece that their problems are that they became lazy and unmotivated . Says Poland is a model of hard work and solidarity. And asks for Winston's bust back.

3) Bucky goes to Jerusalem and makes his first speech in office, declaring that America is a Judeo-Christian nation, that this administration cheers the mention of Jerusalem and that he can name the capital of Israel without stuttering. He also says sends a messenger to meet secretly with Mossad. It is the son of parents who were kicked out of Germany for printing a newspaper about the annihilation of Holocaust deniers and the countries they run.

4) Bucky wears a cross and a flag pin the size of an orange on his person at all times, declaring that this is the right kind of patriotism. His secretary of defense says that he is going to expand the military to five times it's greatest size ever, because "this last group of clown car drivers made China, Russia and Iran menaces to our very existence".

5) Various administration "CEO's" are given autonomy to infuse secret pro-capitalism programs into their various departments without any oversight, circumventing the Democratic Party at will. "We are going to let you live", one of them is quoted as saying.

6) Bucky declares war on communist dictators without bothering to ask Congress and takes them out. "I'm going to lead from ahead". He drops a few drones into the laps of traitors while they are on vacation in Havana and kills their families too. "Collateral damage, tough luck", he explains.

7) Bucky declares that all science is now settled, that delta smelt cause cancer and windmills cause hurricanes ...so both are to be eliminated. California and Maryland are seized in a federal eminent domain program and given over to the Future Farmers of America for "transformation and reconstruction"

8) The Duke 88 are seized in a raid against intentional slander, jailed and perp walked for creating a false and hateful meme that was aimed at a victim class...white, heterosexual, Southern Judeo-Christian males.

9) Bucky is reelected in a landslide, after 4 years...he imposes the Fairness Doctrine. Any news outlet that says a single dissenting word or exposes any overreach is immediately disinvited to press release functions, which are held by invitation only. He also shuts down the security check system on credit cards into his campaign, so those who speak Baltic can contribute freely at their whim.

10) Beer, BBQ and bootstraps. "Pull yours up, America", is Bucky's motto.

And they add his face to Mt Rushmore.
37 weeks ago
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Wow, how does someone miss the entire (blatant) point of the article?

Every single sentence was a counterpart to something Obama has already done; just the right-wing version. Ted Nugent = Jay Z; Tammy Wynette (is she still alive?) = Beyonce, etc.

Geez.
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29 weeks ago
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No blame will go to Obama for all the problems his administration is responsible for. My guess is Obama's shoe shiners, pants creasers and pedestal makers in the media will balme Valerie Jarrett for tarnishing the reputation of their demi-god Obama. Jarrett as Rasputin.
36 weeks ago
36 weeks ago Link To Comment
Doc, how about a review of the 300 sequel?
37 weeks ago
37 weeks ago Link To Comment
Allow me to prophesy here a little bit. It is not totally out of the question that the man will declare a big war on someone (i.e. Iran or Russia etc.) just to prop up his numbers. When a pushover goes macho he usually does not know what he's doing and the results are unpredictable. I am praying that I am absolutely wrong but I think this guy is a small Napoleon looking for his Waterloo. The problem is that Waterloos come only planet-size these days. I will be happy if there IS a next president at all.
37 weeks ago
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Spot. On.
37 weeks ago
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The GOSPEL(Good News) according to Victor Davis Hanson...
(The TRUTH will set you free!)
37 weeks ago
37 weeks ago Link To Comment
I think Obama will be just fine................................ in Kenya.
37 weeks ago
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Of course the leftist media will claim that the above article is the agenda of the Republican candidate(s) and do everything in their power to make it sound horrible and unprecedented. Especially unprecedented!

On the same path, let's remember that the Senate Democrats used the "nuclear option" for all nominees except the Supreme Court (a concession that will disappear in a heartbeat, that is, lack of one of the nine), but will cry foul if the Senate does the same under Republican control (since of course the Senate rules will reinstate the 60-vote requirement on some January 4th).
37 weeks ago
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The Democrat-Media complex will do everything possible to make sure there is never another non-RINO Republican president again.
37 weeks ago
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This is exactly what I'm talking about. Do you really think we have control over who our next president is?
37 weeks ago
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