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Flying as Torture

July 1st, 2013 - 12:03 am

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As the Fourth of July nears, be careful of flying.

I have wondered lately whether a weekend in Guantanamo Bay would be all that much worse than flying in the United States. Imagine if we were to treat Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in the manner we accord everyday passengers: put him in a tiny chair, with arms crammed together and tucked between the rests — with another inmate on each side. And then we bolt him down there for eight hours. He has to share his toilet with 100 others. The ceiling is about 5 feet high, the seat continually moving while he urinates. We feed him airline food, make him watch airline shorts on the video, and have him go through a TSA security routine twice a day, all the while telling him that he is scheduled to walk down the hall for his exercise at noon, while we cancel, delay, and reschedule his long anticipated walk.

I have flown a lot in the Third World — Bulgaria, Turkey, and Greece in the 1970s, and lots to and fro from places like Egypt, Libya, and Mexico. But I am not sure anymore whether American air travel is much better. I flew three round trips the last month — California to Wisconsin, California to southern Europe, and California to Washington, D.C. Almost everything that could go wrong, of course, did.

The first trip from California to Wisconsin took 18 hours and five cancelled flights. The scheduled Fresno early morning flight on United Airlines was cancelled due to “mechanical difficulties.” (Or was it the “sequestration,” of which passengers gossiped?) No problem — I was to be re-routed on American to Los Angeles. Once there, I was told to go out of security and then back into security to catch a United flight at a different terminal, scheduled for Chicago and on to Madison. I might still make the evening event …

No such luck. The make-up flight to Chicago on United was delayed. But — no problem. (How the desperate and deluded air traveler clings to any dream of salvation!) There were two Chicago flights. And again, both were delayed.

OK. Still, no problem — I was sent back out of the United terminal security and back into American security to catch another American re-routed flight to Dallas. I was not quite doomed if I could run and make the connection. And who knows, maybe the American flight would be late?

It was, so I hopped on. I finally made it to Dallas twelve hours after arriving at the terminal that morning in Fresno. But if the Dallas flight was late, so was the final leg to Madison. In the end, it was not even close. I missed the evening appointment by seven hours. Six cancelled or delayed flights. Eighteen hours. Madison might as well have been Milan.

A year ago I bought an “economy plus” ticket on a United flight for my annual European trip in June. I paid a bit more and got an exit row seat. But when I arrived in San Francisco, the confirmed seat was mysteriously bumped into the back of the plane in regular economy. No explanation, with no refund for the lost “economy plus.”

The same thing happened on the way home.

Finally, I was told “personnel” needed the seats. Who are such persons? Sky marshals? United mechanics? Who knows? Who cares? Can we all, like United Airlines, simply sell a ticket and then not honor it? Perhaps I could get paid in advance for an essay and then never write it?

I never did find out.

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I thought United Airlines was really upping their customer service when my family's flight delayed for six hours because their crack engineering team underestimated the time to install new video screens, so we each got an entire can of soda for our troubles. Now that's high living.

Now maybe you can understand why my wife and I just drove 2,500 miles on vacation from Texas to Colorado and back. Giving up two days of vacation was a pain - having my cracka wife legally molested by Rachel Jeantel types was unbearable.

If I never flew another commercial flight again, it would be too soon.
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On the one hand, I have sworn off flying. I last flew commercial in 2008 and have no concrete plans to do so ever again so long as TSA exists either in name or in spirit.

On the other hand, I have little doubt that someday there will be a TSA checkpoint at the door from my kitchen to my garage.
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In my opinion, this is part of a wider effort to condition the American population to accept invasive state authority. It is part of the same mindset that brought us the IRS scandal and the notion that government should build an apparatus that allows them to monitor the once private communications of the entire citizenry. Show me someone who is so foolish as to believe these powers will not be abused, and I will show you someone with no grasp of history.

The first objective is to turn America into a single party oligarchy, with a vast, unaccountable bureaucracy. To do that, the Obama cabal (which includes Republicans as well as foreigners), believes it must target political opponents for “special treatment” (who is foolish enough to believe it ends with aggressive IRS audits?), and acclimate the rest of us to accept that the state cannot be challenged. It also uses various language and thought control techniques. Of course, one risks being branded a “conspiracy theorist” for asserting such things, which is itself an application of language control to silence dissent.

Walter Hudson, a PJM contributor wrote an interesting article on conspiracy theories here: http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2013/06/06/the-red-placebo-confessions-of-a-former-conspiracy-dabbler/?singlepage=true

It's true that the international Left has been working towards a global anti-capitalist system for generations now. That effort in itself is not a conspiracy because they often speak about it openly, especially to their own kind. Saul Alinksy published his book on how to topple democratic government on the open market. Obama employed the Alinksy model openly and legally during his years as a Community Organizer. In that sense it is not conspiracy therefore that Obama is now attempting to mold the US economy into a state-capitalist, crony system that exists to prop up a massive, authoritarian state. This has been the open objective of his ilk for decades.

Part 2 below...
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I'm pretty much with Mike East Bay - haven't flown since late 1990's. Couldn't stand the terrible "security" efforts. Government pretended to keep us safe by confiscating everything from corkscrews and nail clippers to pocket knives, while doing nothing to prevent several really scary situations (panty bomber, shoe bomber, etc.).

I remember that the airlines ducked the responsibility for passenger screening and the government gladly took over. Nothing works as well as private enterprise.

Ditto on the comments about Southwest. Alaska also has a good reputation. Glad to know about Frontier. Not that I'll be booking on any of them. Have driven across country three times in order to avoid commercial aviaiton
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Well, here’s one vote for United. I flew SFO – NYC round trip last October. Fantastic service, wonderful TSA, absolutely beautiful, courteous onboard services, great food. And to top it off, I finished my NYC business 1 day early. On a whim on my way to the Jamaica hotel I detoured to JFK to see if they could book me on an earlier flight. I exited the cab at 6:15 pm on a Monday, with my original reservation for a Tuesday afternoon flight. So help me, I was ON the plane buckling up at 6:30. This was because there wwas no one in line at the UAL counter, and the clerk said they could book me right now if I wanted. I said “yes.” One clerk grabbed my bag and started putting tags on it, while my clerk printed a new ticket. Then she motioned me to actually come behind their counter and through a door. Walking briskly, she escorted me through their back area, and opened another door. I found myself in the Security area, right in front of the long lines. She went directly to one of the TSA agents while directing me to start unbuckling. A few spoken words, a wave-on by the attendant, and I was next through the full body scan, and up the escalator to the gates. The gate attendant waved me through (clearly they were expecting me), and I walked down the ramp in a daze.

Wonderful. But maybe it helped that I had a full price Business Class ticket.

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The last time I flew was in the year 1999. It was a fairly pleasant cross-country flight. I have no need to ever fly again, so it's best to remember things as they were. Besides, these days I can stay inside and order online and have groceries and catalog goodies delivered to my home. Shopping centers are as bad as airports, and being crammed into an airplane with the same slobbering human crud I see in stores would be Hell on earth.
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And we need to thank all the unions for this "progress" into intolerable and more expensive air travel.
Aren't they great?
1 year ago
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Sunday night my wife and I had to fly from L.A. to Newark, NJ, on the red-eye. LAX was hell. United Airlines forgot to send boarding agents to our gate and even the pilots and crew had to wait an hour to board. The plane was chaotic and even when all the seating was sorted out we had to wait another hour and a half because the water system was not working. The plane was freezing cold. They weren't able to get it to work so we took off anyway with no running water. Since it was so late, there was no beverage or food service. Luckily, we had brought our own meals aboard. The video screen would not turn off, making it difficult to sleep - I folded the emergency instructions to cover it. The flying part was OK, slept most of the way, but our baggage was delayed one our because of a stuck cargo door. I met a family at the baggage carousel who missed their connection to South Africa. And what do they offer you for this inconvenience and aggravation? $100 off your next flight! Like I'm gonna fly United again...
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Glippus- Absolutely spot on. Now, what are we going to do about it ? We have become a nation of sheeple. Can it be turned around ? There is certainly a groundswell of resentment building against the state, but will it ever become organized enough to effect change ?
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We can do little without leadership. As Eric Hoffer mapped out for us, even if you have millions of people politically aroused, they will be ineffectual without the kind of leadership that reflects their mood (not necessarily their thoughts) and gives them a sense of cohesion. The GOP is incapable of rising to the moment so we need to find our leadership elsewhere. To me it seems like right now, it is conservative talk radio that is providing the most thoughtful analysis of what is going on, followed by conservative media sites like PJM, which is one of the best. They will have to play a key role since they are the only ones right now who are able to communicate with all of us, provided we do our share to amplify their ideas, and also provide them with steady feedback.

It is people like Mark Levin who are providing the true moral leadership on the conservative side right now. Not the GOP. He claims to have some ideas and how to address the current crisis, I am curious to hear what he has in mind... I think Michael Savage has a lot of interesting insights into what is happening, he tends to look at things from unusual angles, but sometimes you can gain some key tactical knowledge by doing that. I think Rush brings a lot of very clear thinking to the table, I like Hannity's hard driving style, and Alex Jones has no qualms about confronting the minions of the leftist-statist-globalist cabal (google Alex Jones Piers Morgan interview). I used to watch Glenn Beck with awe and admiration when he took on George Soros on FNC, but don't hear from him as much these days... And of course there is VDH (whom I was already reading back in the mid-90's - I am a fellow Phil-Hellene), with his sober, penetrating analysis, David Horrowitz and his deep insights into the agenda of the radical left, Dennis Prager and Hugh Hewitt, Michelle Malkin, not to mention guys like John Bolton and Frank Gaffney... the list is fairly short but very weighty. Their ideas diverge in many ways, but converge where it matters: That this administration is composed of fanatical leftists intent on destroying America as a confident, assertive and powerful champion of freedom, and that radical Islam also represents a civilization level threat. We could do little better as far as brain trust, these guys (and gals) are heavy hitters and could surely plot a successful path out of this mess.

But that still leaves the problem of leadership (too bad none of these guys are politicians, maybe that's why they have so much integrity!)

But there is hope. Eric Hoffer wrote that effective leadership rarely arises immediately after a crisis breaks. It takes time for enough of us, the people, to come to grips with what is happening and develop an understanding of it. We need to experiment a little bit, assess our options before we become emotionally primed for the potential disruption that comes with an uprising. The leader(s) is always in our midst, we just need to become ready to accept his / her leadership. It will not be someone who can convince us with his ideas alone, it will be someone who also connects with us on an emotional level, who we believe really feels what we feel (our love for the Constitution) with the same passion. That comes through body language and other emotional cues. Not fake one's like the teleprompter reader in chief displays, but real emotions that cannot be faked.

First we needed to convince ourselves that the GOP really was as useless as we suspected it might be. Now, many of us have concluded that, at least for now, we have to look elsewhere for a solution. That ground is being lain, and soon we (with a little help from fate) will decide if we are ready to stand up, or lie down, forever.
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The TSA is awful. Another faceless bureaucracy that provides little semblance of actual security. Private airline security is the answer, and profiling of passengers has to be done---but this is not PC of course.

I recently flew Spirit airlines. My one carry-on to Vegas was literally 2 inches too long (18 in. vs. 16 in.) and they charged me $50 for it---each way! The seats were also created for midgets. Never flying that POS airline again.
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Victor I think claiming the left likes the TSA isn't accurate either. I've never met one. I don't think anyone could enjoy a TSA experience.

I've been lucky with flying experiences lately. But it's all offensive and worthless with security that reportedly doesn't work. It is employment, I guess it gets that...
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VDH, love your articles, but this one is, well, pathetic. Try to only fly SW domestically, with Frontier as a backup. Do not fly US carriers internationally.
Do not accept TSA thuggery. Make them pat you down, they hate it and it makes my day. When you see them not working, call them on it. I have done that in Midway, Sky Harbor and Dulles. They get riled up, but what can they do? Drag you to a supervisor where you point out that 5 folks are standing around talking and not working?
As much as you fly get Clear only five airports now, one is SFO.
The best airport in the Bay area is SJ, followed by SFO with Oakland, as seemingly everything in that city, being badly run and a dump. Don't ever go there!
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Southwest Airlines. After a few tries I never fly anyone else. No baggage fees, funny stewardesses, no first class, yes equal class. Their entire corporate philosophy reads like Works and Days.
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