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Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, The Daily Caller, RedState and The Daily Beast. Myra's web site contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams
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Photo Caption Contest Winners: ‘Here We Go Again’

Sunday, August 25th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

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Thanks to all who played along with our latest photo caption contest and special thanks for keeping the captions “respectable.”

There were four grand prize winning captions that captured the essence of this All – American family photo and the writers will receive global recognition of their brilliance.


Clinton Fatigue in triplicate.

Chris Henderson:

America’s Political Yuck Dynasty.


Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Whitewater.

Chris in N. VA:

The family that preys together.

Here are the honorable mention winners.

RockThisTown with two:

“I did not have sex with that woman . . . Mrs. Clinton.”

“No, Bill, Huma doesn’t have Sydney Leathers’ phone number!”

Zip Code also had two:

Chelsea and I just spent a bundle at the hairdresser for this photo opp, and I brought along the Bill to prove it.

 I don’t understand Bill, what is that writing on the front door of the White House,– It’s Chinese for repossessed.


After 8 years of Obama, what difference will it really make?

Now that is a question worth pondering!

Great job everyone and see you all next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest.


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New Photo Caption Contest: ‘Here We Go Again’

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

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Today the Drudge Report prominently features the above photo with the headline “Here We Go Again.”

That caption refers to all the past, present, and inevitable future dramas that have and will again follow the Clintons. It is linked to a piece in Politico entitled, The Clinton Dramas: Here We Go Again.

All this means to us is it’s time for another world famous Tatler Photo Caption Contest.

The photo presents several opportunities for creativity for our brilliant contest followers. First are captions, as usual, and second are “thought bubbles.” Both sets of winners will be awarded the prestigious prize of global acknowledgement of your brilliance.

Due to the historical dramatic record of the characters depicted in the photo, our contest rules of “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching” will definitely be in effect.

Here again are the winners of our last contest who played by those rules.

“Is” this potentially the most amusing photo caption contest of the summer?

To quote Bill Clinton, “It depends on what the meaning of the word is is.”



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Photo Caption Contest Winner: Send in the Clown (Before He is Sent to Reeducation Camp)

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

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Never before in the semi-glorious history of our world famous Tatler Photo Caption Contests has there been breaking news swirling around our contest photo while the contest was raging...until now.

The Hill reports (linked from Drudge Report that has been all over this story with huge headlines:

The (rodeo clown) performer has been permanently banned from performing at the Missouri State Fair, and officials have mandated sensitivity training for future performers. Stockman (Rep. Steven Stockman R-TX) seized on that mandate in extending his invitation to perform in Texas.

“Disagreeing with speech is one thing. Banning it and ordering citizens into reeducation classes for mocking a liberal leader is another,” Stockman said. “Liberals have targeted this man for personal destruction to create a climate of fear.”

So there just might be a happy ending after all, and who knows, maybe the rodeo clown will end up as the next Governor of Texas!

Also, please note how Congressman Stockman mentioned “reeducation classes.” (Just a rodeo or caption contest away for our regulars! Obviously I had better stop the jokes because all Missouri rodeo clowns are now heading there for real.)

Now let’s get to the business at hand and announce our contest winners.

Since there were so many clever captions that rate honorable mentions, I can not re-post them all due to space considerations. So I recommend you just go back to the original contest  and read all the entries by cfbleachers, zipcode, RockThisTown, William L Gensert,  gr6576, rbj, Kuce, HiPlanesDrifter, and LeighB.

Our Grand Prize Winner was gr6576 with this jewel:

Wait, I thought this fundraiser was at Rodeo Drive!

The second Grand Prize goes to walterc:

Michelle Obama “For the first time in my life, I’m proud of my Cowboy.”

Third place is Alan Crowson with:

“One shovel-ready job, comin’ right up!”

Thanks to all who played along, and see you next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest.

Warning: Be sure to avoid wearing an Obama mask this Halloween or you could find yourself unemployed and fighting for an extra potato in reeducation camp. (Oh I mean sensitivity training camp, sorry.)


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New Photo Caption Contest: Send in the Clowns

Monday, August 12th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

Jameson Hsieh/Associated Press


Officials at the Missouri State Fair and are currently dealing with a public relations nightmare after a rodeo clown appeared in an Obama mask to fire-up the crowd at a Saturday night rodeo. Here are some highlights from the report in the Kansas City Star:

Clown’s Obama stunt at Missouri State Fair draws rebuke

Missouri State Fair officials and politicians on Sunday condemned the performance of a rodeo clown who donned a mask resembling President Barack Obama during Saturday’s bull riding competition.

A tempest over the incident erupted after the website Show Me Progress reported a Facebook account of it.

“The announcer wanted to know if anyone would like to see Obama run down by a bull,” the posting said. “The crowd went wild. He asked it again and again, louder each time, whipping the audience into a lather.”

All this hubbub signals it’s time for another world famous Tatler Photo Caption Contest because I am confident all you creative geniuses out there can write a better headline than the Kansas City Star.

Now, we must always have respect for the Office of the President, no matter who is the occupant. However, we all know that not too long ago, if a clown had appeared in a George W. Bush mask and asked the crowd if they would like to see Bush run down by a bull, this would have been a non-story.

But regardless of past political history, please obey our contest rules of “be nice and stay classy because the media watching.”  (I have avoided reeducation camp thus far this summer and do not want to tempt fate.)

Here again are the winners from our last extremely competitive contest who all managed to play by the rules.

Finally, to help get you in the contest groove, here are lyrics from the classic song, Send in the Clowns  written by Stephen Sondheim:

 Isn’t it rich?

Isn’t it queer?

Losing my timing this late
In my career?

And where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don’t bother – they’re here.






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Why There Will Never Be Peace in the Middle East

Saturday, August 10th, 2013 - by Myra Adams


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Palestinians and Israelis enjoy the Mediterranean sea during the first day of the Eid al-Fitr holiday in Tel Aviv, Israel  Photo Credit: Oded Balilty/ AP

The caption above accompanied this photo that I happened to see on Buzz Feed in a segment entitled:

26 Incredibly Powerful Images Of Eid Al-Fitr 2013, And What They Say About The World Today. —  Celebration. Violence. Love. Grief. Abundance. Despair  

These visuals are definitely worth checking out if you are interested in seeing how the Muslim world is celebrating the end of Ramadan, their holy month of fasting and praying.

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Photo Caption Contest Winners: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie — Hot or Not?

Thursday, August 8th, 2013 - by Myra Adams


Thanks to all who entered our latest photo caption contest based on a new Quinnipiac University poll that I referred to as a “steaming pile of poll dung.”

The poll ranked politicians “heat index” and then translated that into a high or low favorable ranking with voters. NJ Governor Chris Christie was the winner, followed closely by Hillary Clinton.

In my humble opinion, your entries for this contest ranked among the most hilarious and clever in the glorious history of Tatler Photo Caption Contests.

In fact, there was so much great material, that I would not be surprised if, in the future, you hear some of these one-liners used on late night comedy shows.

But all this brilliance created havoc for the contest judges, because trying to select just one winner was way above their pay grade. Therefore, the best they could do is provide a list of winners grouped by their authors. (As you know it’s really hard to find good help these days!)

Let’s begin with our reigning Caption King Chris Henderson’s three winners:

He’s so hot if he had a son he’d look like the Sun.

He’s so hot he can’t comment on the New York Mayoral Race or it will cause a “Weiner Roast.

He’s so hot he sweats like Obama giving a speech without his teleprompter.

Next is ZipCode who also wins a special award for quantity as well as quality.

He’s so hot that, His opponents would like to put him on the back burner.

He’s so hot that, Most of the things he does are [well done]

He is just burning to set the Presidential race on fire.

He’s so hot, even his opponents are starting to sweat!

He must be hot, All of his security guards are retired Fireman!

Your looking at his signature heat WAVE!

He’s so hot that, Bloomberg thinks he’s packing heat!

He don’t take any heat from anybody, He radiates his own.

RockThisTown weighed in with these winners:

He’s so hot . . . Anthony Weiner is sexting again to prove he’s hotter.

He’s so hot . . . Mexico agreed to put up a border wall as a heat shield.

He’s so hot . . . dogs were avoiding the shade he provides.

He’s so hot . . . the sun called him for advice.

He’s so hot . . . Al Gore called a press conference blaming him for global warming.

He’s so hot . . . Tesla signed him up to fuel a steam-powered car.

He’s so hot . . . the IRS breathed a sigh of relief that heat was focused elsewhere.

He’s so hot . . . Obamacare classified him as a pre-existing condition it doesn’t cover.

Finally there’s JRSWINE with these winners:

He’s so hot he makes Rand Paul and Ted Cruz look really cool!

And the cleverest caption of all:

He’s so hot he has trouble fitting into his new jersey.   (Let’s hear a badda-bing for that one!)

Thanks again to all who played along and see you next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest. 


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New Photo Caption Contest: Governor Chris Christie — Hot or Not?

Monday, August 5th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

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Because the world is at peace, Americans trust their scandal-free government, and our nation’s economy is growing at a record pace, it makes perfect sense that this new Quinnipiac University poll occupied a tremendous amount of media bandwidth today.

The poll asked voters for a temperature rating of some well known politicians. Then, supposedly the politicians “heat index” translated into a high or low favorable ranking with voters.

The hot body contest was won by New Jersey Governor Chris Christie with 53.1 degrees on the thermometer.

Second hottest was Hillary Clinton steaming it up at 52.1 degrees.

The much cooler Obama needs some new insulation to keep heat from escaping his body after registering fourth on the index with only 47.6 degrees. He was just below Senator Elizabeth Warren heating it up at 49.2 degrees.

The National Journal reporting on these poll results, ran as its headline, “Chris Christie Is So Hot Right Now.”

Your task, as loyal contest regulars, is to write a caption that either answers or explains the question, “Is Chris Christie Hot or Not?”

Submissions must be respectful because the media watches this contest and analyzes the winning captions with almost as much interest as these Quinnipiac poll results.

Of course I am kidding (but not as much as you think.)  So stay classy like the winners of our last contest.

My take on this steaming pile of poll dung is that the heat index should have been reported in Celsius rather than Fahrenheit.

Just imagine the confusion this would have caused with the low information media and their even lower information audience if Christie’s heat index was 11.7 degrees and Hillary at an even colder, 11.1 degrees.

Whether these poll results have any credibility or not, we know there is too much heat from all the hot air in and around our nation’s capitol no matter the season or regardless which thermometer is used.




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Photo Caption Contest Winners: Just Two Old Friends Sharing a Summer Salad in the Shade

Friday, August 2nd, 2013 - by Myra Adams

President Barack Obama has lunch with former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton on the patio outside the Oval Office, July 29, 2013. (Official White House Photo by Chuck Kennedy)

Thanks to all who played along with our latest and popular contest.

Due to the unique nature of the contest photo, three contests were offered up for extra summertime fun. First, were the usual captions supplemented by “thought bubbles” and “real” conversation.

Now here now are all the winners and honorable mentions:

First, the caption contest was won by Chris Henderson, our reigning Caption King with:  The Empty Suit and the Pantsuit.

Fortibus85 earns an honorable mention for Alinsky triumphant.

RockThisTown also wins an honorable mention for:

Just two greenies having some greens exchanging ideas about extracting more green from those who earn it.

Zip Code places honorably with A Happy Meal this is not.

Here are the “thought bubble” winners.

Zipcode scores the winning thought:

Mrs. Clinton’s Thought Bubble– And I shaved my legs for this!

Zipcode also wins an honorable mention for:

Mrs. Clinton’s Thought Bubble- Get ready to pack your Peace Prize, this Mama’s moving in!

RockThisTown scores with these thought bubbles:

O: “Easy to see why Bill strays . . . “ 

H: “How does Michelle put up with this moron?”


O: “No way I’m letting her redecorate yet.”  

H: “I’ll be hanging new drapes by Christmas.”

rbj wins an honorable with this dual thought bubble:

“Glad I’m not in his/her shoes, I’ve got a media created legacy to protect.”

JRSWINE submitted this honorable winning thought bubble:

B: Hillary, just looking for a pardon down the line.

H: Just looking for a pardon asap.

Our “King of Captions” Chris Henderson wins an honorable with:

THOUGHT BUBBLE COMING FROM BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY: “Just fake smile until the cameraman is gone.”

Kenril scores an honorable with this thought bubble:

Obama: “I’ve got her right where I want her.”
Hillary: “I’ve got him right where I want him.”
Tree in the center: “I haven’t had this much fertilizer in ages!”

Finally, here are the “real” conversation winners.

The grand prize goes to Zipcode (who is almost a Caption King at this point) with:

Real conversation ( Obama) – I would offer you more silverware but ours came up missing a few years ago.

Editor’s Note: In case you do not remember, after the Clinton’s departed the White House a few items were missing.

Here are the honorable mention winners.

RockThisTown has two:

O: ‘So, if I get my law license back, you’ll appoint me to the Supreme Court when Ginsburg goes, right?”

H: ‘I’ll just need 2 things: your law license & your real birth certificate.’


O: “Don’t worry, I’ll keep Issa distracted so Benghazi isn’t a problem for you in ’16.”

H: “Benghazi? I have no recollection of that.”

Cfbleachers(another reigning Caption King) also has two:

Real Conversation –Mr. Obama, So tell me Hillary do you think New York’s Mr. Weiner will drop out of the mayor race?

Hillary’s reply — Knowing him, I would say he will stick it out.


Typhoid Barry: What will you do with that 3:00 am phone in 2016?

Hildebeast: Exactly what you did…unplug it and go campaigning!

Chris Henderson scores again with three real conversations:

Hillary: “No I will not bake you any Arugula Cookies!”

Obama: Then I take it back. You are not likable enough!” 


Obama: “My poll numbers are lower than your husband’s pants on new intern day.”

Hillary: Don’t be silly –he doesn’t wear pants that day.”


Obama: “If I had a new Ambassador to Benghazi, she’d look like you.”  

Hillary:”But that would entail REAL sniper fire!”

Wow, that was fun! Thanks for playing along everyone.

See you all next time a photo is worthy of a caption ( a thought bubble or “real” conversation.)




















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New Photo Caption Contest: Just Two Old Friends Sharing a Summer Salad in the Shade

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

President Barack Obama has lunch with former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton on the patio outside the Oval Office, July 29, 2013. (Official White House Photo by Chuck Kennedy)

Here is how Politico described this photo in Mike Allen’s Playbook today:

PHOTO OF OBAMA and CLINTON before they started their salads yesterday, on the patio outside the Oval Office. Principal Deputy White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said at yesterday’s 1 p.m. briefing, when asked about the menu: “The White House chef … whipped up some grilled chicken, some pasta jambalaya, and some salad for them to enjoy during lunch. I haven’t had lunch myself, so that sounds pretty good.”

And just before that description, Playbook reported:

VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN and former Secretary Hillary Clinton are having breakfast at the Naval Observatory at 8:30 a.m.

The timing must be totally coincidental for Hillary to have lunched with President Obama yesterday and then been invited for breakfast this morning with Vice President Biden.

So let’s turn that coincidental timing into summer photo caption contest fun!

Besides writing captions for this “just two friends having lunch” photo, here are two more opportunities to win not valuable prizes. (Just your screen name mentioned across the universe.)

First is a contest for the best thought bubbles. Second is a contest for the best “real” conversation or best question and answer.

Now that’s what I call a three-in-one contest! Please label your submissions as captions, thought bubbles or “real” conversation to make judging easier.

Also, try to be somewhat respectful with your entries because, as always, the media and the NSA will be watching.

Here again are the winners from our last contest who managed that request quite well.

Have fun and remember, “It’s just lunch.” Meaning the fate of the Western World was not determined by this gathering. (But then again, some might think it was.)




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Hillary Watch 2016: The ‘Queen’s Machine’ Is Gearing Up To Squash Anyone In Her Path

Wednesday, July 24th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

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As our Hillary Watch 2016 series marches on, Hillary 2016 pop-up ads from what I am calling the “Queen’s Machine” are bombarding my computer screen. Ads like this one below or others shouting: “Show Your Support. Take the Ready for Hillary pledge.”  (One can only imagine what that pledge entails.)

Hillary pop up ad

The ads are proof the Ready for Hillary PAC is becoming more ready every day and that the Queen’s Machine is in heavy production with a likely “product” launch in early 2015. Here is a quick tour of the assembly line stations at the Queen’s Machine factory.

The Message/Branding Station

Madam-President is a stand alone site within the powerful, influential and Hillary friendly, Emily’s List working 24/7 across the fruited plain touting their mission statement:

The 2012 election was a mandate for women’s leadership. The country is ready for a woman president. And Madam President is ready to harness that energy to put the first woman in the White House. It’s our time. And we’re ready.

(Notice how the action message of “And we’re ready” compliments Ready for Hillary?)

Here is research that Emily’s List uses to bolster their Madame President campaign:

Battleground voters are ready for a woman president, and the country is, too. Almost unanimously (90%), voters in the battleground states would consider voting for a qualified woman candidate from their party. Their readiness goes deeper than this though –86% believe that America is ready to elect a woman president, and 72% believe that it is likely that America will elect a woman president in the next presidential election, including 86% of Democratic primary voters.

Then Hollywood and the mainstream media will be revving up their turbo-charged engines, fuel injected with some variation of an “It’s Time”  or “America is Ready” theme.

In tandem, they will work tirelessly to instill guilt in the mind of any Democrat or Independent voter who dares to even think of pulling the lever for someone other than the pre- anointed “Madame President.”

As I opined in January 2013  the movement to elect the first Madam President will be akin to electing the first African-American president in 2008. And, just as the word “racist” was casually tossed at anyone who could not vote for Barack Obama in 2008 and 2012,  in 2016 the words “sexist pig” will be used to describe any man who will not bow to the Queen. (Perhaps “sexist piglet” for women who feel the same? Certainly the Message Station will invent an appropriate catchy phrase that the media will use.)

Included in the Message Station mission is the purging of references to any specific policies/opinions/stances that “Madame President” may hold because historic and first are the only messages that matter.

The Organization

The calendar on my desk reads July 2013, but in the “future is now” time warp of modern presidential campaigns it is prime time to lock up big money donors and key members of the leadership team. In what will eventually be Hillary’s unofficial house organ, the Washington Post reports:

The Ready for Hillary super PAC has drafted top political strategists and fundraisers to help lay the groundwork for former secretary of state Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Meanwhile, the Queen busies herself making over $200,000 a speech and “writing” her next book.  The release date and subsequent national media tour is scheduled for June 2014. Notice the book’s perfect timing in sync with the November 2014 mid-term elections — giving way to the royal official proclamation announcement in early 2015 that the Queen is now really really ready to cruise the campaign trail leading to her throne.

However, it is this USA Today piece re-posted on Ready for Hillary that should send shivers down the spines of any Republicans who are contemplating a 2016 run for the White House:

Ready for Hillary, the super PAC pushing a presidential bid by Hillary Rodham Clinton, is joining forces with a firm whose leaders built President Obama’s wildly successful grassroots campaign operation.

The PAC announced it has hired 270 Strategies to build a field operation to marshal voter support for a potential 2016 Clinton campaign. The firm’s partners include Jeremy Bird, Obama’s 2012 national field director, and Mitch Stewart, who oversaw the campaign’s operations in battleground states.

Yikes…this is the gang that stomped on both the Republican Party and their presidential candidate’s field organizations in 2008 and 2012.  So naturally they are taking their winning formulas and following the money into the welcoming arms of the Queen’s camp.

Remember how the moment after President Obama took office in January 2009, he started retooling his superb 2008 campaign organization into an even better one for 2012?

So now we are watching as Ready for Hillary builds a similar campaign organization that will be combat ready the moment it morphs into her official organization. Ready to squash/slander/libel/destroy/ the 2016 Republican nominee as he/she emerges from a tough primary battle.  Life and campaigns can be unfair.

The Buzz Station

The final station has a mission to promote the Queen’s inevitability (which did not work out so well in 2008 but that was the political equivalent of centuries ago) while at the same time intimidate others who may dare to jump in the 2016 race for the Democrat nomination.

A good example of the Buzz Station in action is David Axelrod’s on-air statement predicting that Hillary will be the 2016 Democrat nominee.

Then, there is no one better than the Queen’s offspring chirping her own special brand of young activism.

Chelsea Clinton, back in June contributed to the productivity of both the Message and Buzz Stations while at the Clinton Global Initiative with this headline maker:

“We need women who are at the head of a boardroom, like at the head of the White House, at the head of kind of major scientific enterprises so that little girls everywhere can then think, you know what? I can do that, I want to do that, I will do that,” she explained.

But when there is need for high level buzz or major rumors need planting or stopping, “Bubba the Big Dog” will be unchained and his muzzle removed. One can only imagine how many staff will be dedicated to controlling/managing/watching William Jefferson Clinton leading up to and during the 2016 campaign.  (Now that’s an idea for a realty show.)

There you have it, the Message Station, Organization, and Buzz Stations all working to manufacture a historic royal brand three years before the product can be “purchased” at the voting booth in November 2016.

For the sake of the Republican Party’s chances of winning the White House in 2016, one can only hope that the Queen’s Factory assembly line experiences either major work interruptions or the final product peaks too early and needs to be pulled from the shelf.







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‘No Labels’ Organization Attracts a ‘Gang of 81′ Members in the Spirit of Bipartisanship to Eliminate Government Waste

Friday, July 19th, 2013 - by Myra Adams
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Members of No Labels’ Problem Solvers coalition from both parties and both chambers of Congress gathered on July 18, 2013 near the steps of the Capitol to announce a comprehensive legislative reform package.


Yesterday in a park across from the Capitol, I witnessed an event that signaled real hope and change in Washington and it had nothing to do with President Obama’s famous/infamous 2008 campaign slogan.

Standing on a stage in the scorching sun, the heat index was 100 degrees of bipartisanship, as members of the House and Senate who comprise the No Labels Problem Solvers Coalition stood together to eliminate government waste.

Mark McKinnon, cofounder of No Labels, which bills itself a “non-profit organization dedicated to bipartisanship, civil discourse, and problem solving in politics” is calling this group of leaders the “Gang of 81” and reports on yesterday’s event in The Daily Beast:

Eighty-one members of Congress, equally divided between Democrats and Republicans (and some independents) have signed up as members of the No Labels Problem Solvers Coalition, and most of them showed up in front of the Capitol to announce a legislative package they’ve been working on called Make Government Work!, which includes nine House bills and eight Senate bills.

Potentially, this legislative package has wide public appeal, no matter where you stand on the right/left ideological spectrum because it is designed to address waste and inefficiency in government immediately.

McKinnon details the specifics of the No Labels “Make Government Work!” package that the “Gang of 81” (and growing daily) hopes to help pass through Congress:

  • No Budget, No Pay: If Congress cannot pass a budget and all annual spending bills on time, members should not get paid.
  • Take the Time, Save the Dime: Move to a two-year budgeting process.
  • Don’t Duplicate, Consolidate: Get rid of duplicate agencies and programs identified in 2013 by the Government Accountability Office.
  • Buy Smarter and Save: Enforce strategic sourcing so separate divisions within a single federal agency do not make independent contracts for common items.
  • No Adding, No Padding: Stop assuming year-to-year spending increases in agency budgets.
  • 21st-Century Health Care for Heroes: Merge the electronic health-care records of the Department of Defense and the Department of Veterans Affairs.
  • Stay in Place, Cut the Waste: Cut 50 percent of agency travel and replace it with video conferencing.
  • Wasted Energy, Wasted Dollars: Reduce energy waste in federal buildings by incentivizing private companies to identify savings. Contractors would be paid by dollars saved, not with taxpayer dollars.
  • Plan for Efficient and Effective Government: Create a new Commission for Government Transformation to oversee and remake various federal government programs so they will be more economical, efficient and effective.

All these potential pieces of legislation are not only “No Labels” but no-brainers while our country is flat broke and our national government is dysfunctional.

It will be interesting to watch if this bipartisan problem solving group from both chambers can actually push through such a package of common sense legislation.

But what if the “Gang of 81” No Labels Problem Solvers are thwarted by their respective party leadership and this package of bills fails to make it to President Obama’s desk?

Than I suggest No Labels should change its name to “No Hope” because that will more accurately describe our government’s ability and desire to expel waste and inefficiency in a system that is utterly broken and absurdly expensive.

Here are the names of Senators/Congressmen and women who are the “No Label’s Problem Solvers” if you care to contact their offices and weigh in on what they are trying to accomplish.







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Photo Caption Contest Winner: What Lies Behind His Eyes?

Monday, July 15th, 2013 - by Myra Adams
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Obama Orders Fed Workers: Spy On Each Other


Thanks to all who entered our latest Photo Caption Contest.

Since this contest offered both a photo and an image, we have a “great” grand prize winner to announce.

But before we begin, “chartz” submitted words to a song (courtesy of Sting) that we should all sing together to get us in the mood:

chartz  (My apologies to Sting, but I don’t know how it could be said better.)

“Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say”

Thank you “chartz” for providing the opening soundtrack to our winner’s post.

Now we can begin the important business at hand.

Our “great” grand prize winner of both images is someone familiar to all contest regulars. He is an exceptionally gifted writer who continues his reign as the “Royal Caption King.”

Let’s hear some applause for Chris Henderson and his winning submissions!

Chris had two winners for the top photo:

Obama’s eyes don’t have an iris, just plenty of IRS.

Visine: Gets the Red Line out in Syria too.

For the “1984 poster” Chris submitted this important and winning observation:

The “fictional” book 1984: “Julia” works at the Ministry of Truth. 
Obama: Created a fictional “Julia” for his “Life of Julia” campaign strategy video.
Coincidence? I think not!

Here are the Honorable Mention winners for the top photo:

RockThisTown, another of our “Royal Caption Kings” had three winners:

‘No one knows what it’s like, to be the bad man, behind brown eyes . . . ‘

If it’s true the eyes are the windows to the soul, we’re gonna need a lot of Windex.

“I have a vision . . . that my two children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the character of their political contacts.”

ZipCode (a Caption King in training and making tremendous progress) had these two winners:

Training two pupils how to look for spy’s.

New Government spy department, [ I. C. U.]

And then there is the great and powerful cfbleachers who submitted these winners:

This is the look when the teleprompter shuts off.

If the eyes are the windows to the soul…I guess that explains the vacant stare.

Here are the Honorable Mention winners for the 1984 poster:

 Obama 1984

Allstonian submitted:

1984? That’s the number of holes of Golf so far.

RockThisTown had another winner with this caption:

1984: Obama confuses Oceania with the Titanic.

(Editors Note: “Oceania” was the country in the book 1984, in case it has been a long time since your high school English class. I remember back in 1972 my teacher was grateful that this was one book I actually read, as opposed to my usual practice of only reading the Cliff Notes.  And by golly… look how it came in handy 41 years later!)

See you all next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest!




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New Photo Caption Contest: What Lies Behind His Eyes?

Wednesday, July 10th, 2013 - by Myra Adams
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Obama Orders Fed Workers: Spy On Each Other

The subject of our newest Tatler Photo Caption Contest was taken directly from the Drudge Report that had this photo and caption displayed front and center starting yesterday and for most of today.

Drudge’s link pointed to a McClatchy piece with the following headline and report:

Linchpin for Obama’s plan to predict future leakers unproven, isn’t likely to work, experts say

WASHINGTON — In an initiative aimed at rooting out future leakers and other security violators, President Barack Obama has ordered federal employees to report suspicious actions of their colleagues based on behavioral profiling techniques that are not scientifically proven to work, according to experts and government documents.

Doesn’t this opening paragraph read like it was lifted directly out of George Orwell’s 1984?  (Which happens to be a hot seller right now.)

So with that thought in mind, I am very confident the image of President Obama’s eyes, combined with the 1984 reference will spark creativity in the minds of Photo Caption Contest fans resulting in captions more creative than either Drudge’s or McClatchy’s.

And while we are on the topic of “Big Brother” you can caption this image too:

Obama 1984

(If any of you are tax lawyers please contact me now because a big expensive audit is in the works.)

To make the audit even more vicious, here again are the winners from our last contest.

But “Oceania” America is still the land of the free and the home of the brave even with “Big Brother’s eyes” watching us everywhere. Right? Right?

Do not answer that,  just start writing some captions!

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Photo Caption Contest Winner: Is This The Optic Of Obama’s Rubbish Chute ‘Door of No Return’ Presidency?

Monday, July 8th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

President Obama symbolic visit last week to the “Door of No Return,” through which African slaves are said to have passed as they boarded ships for the Americas, most likely was a rubbish chute on Senegal’s Goree Island, Britain’s Telegraph newspaper reported.


(Editor’s Note:  On June 30, 2013 the photo and caption above accompanied Joseph Curl of the Washington Times‘ insightful piece about President Obama standing at his own political “Door of No Return” in Senegal.) 

Thanks to all who played along with our latest popular Photo Caption Contest.

Some of the captions were slightly “off the charts” but most writers tried to abide by the contest criteria of “honoring the Office of the President no matter who occupies it as our nation celebrated its independence from that unpopular tyrannical King who only cared about maintaining power and had grown distant from the needs of his subjects with his lavish lifestyle.”

So without further adieu, here are winning captions in the Honorable Mention category.

Bpseudomalleus had three Honorables:

There is so much more room here now that it’s getting a little full under the bus.

Drat this was where the shovel ready jobs were.

Call Putin I found a place to put Snowden.

Marc Malone had two Honorables:

I hate this part, where I have to pretend I care.

Just a few more days, and I can get back to the golf course.

Zipcode also had two Honorables:

African witch doctor in background,— O.K. with your hands tied behind you, jump and prove you can walk on water.

He could have stood in the door way of the White House and saved the tax payers a hell of a lot of money.

JRSWINE had two Honorables as well:

Portrait of The Pretentious Tourist on yet another Epic Ego Trip.

I know this door has absolutely nothing to do with me or any of my ancestors, but gee, it’s still all about me, isn’t it?

Chartz submitted an Honorable caption with some advice:

“Ah c’mon, Barrack, don’t jump. All those scandals aren’t THAT bad. And besides the media’s still got ya covered”

Now for the winning captions….

The judges have determined that we have an epic battle between two “Caption Kings” who are fighting for the first seat in the first car on the first train leaving for re-education camp that is scheduled to depart any day now.  So let’s all wish cfbleachers and RockThisTown Godspeed on their journey because they will need it after writing captions like the ones listed below.


When a Door of No Return closes, a window of complete hopelessness opens.

Hey, look down there! So, that’s where all those freedoms and liberties go when I destroy them!

I passed through all the Hope and Change hallways to get here?

Socialism, a road map to here.

I can see MSNBC from here.

Hey, somebody get Robert Plant on the phone…I found the OTHER stairway….and yes, I DID build that.


 ”Ask not what your country can do for you . . . ask what you can do to continue to keep me coming on these lavish vacations to which I’ve become accustomed.”

“Man, Holder & I could really do some Fast & Furious gunwalking through this door!”

 One small door for a man, one giant creep for mankind.

“Dang – even by my standards, this wasn’t worth $100 million.”

Obama goes through the door of no return, then, unfortunately . . . returns.

Keep the battle going you great and powerful Kings!

And we will see the rest of you next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest.

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New Photo Caption Contest: Is This The Optic Of Obama’s Rubbish Chute ‘Door of No Return’ Presidency?

Monday, July 1st, 2013 - by Myra Adams
President Obama symbolic visit last week to the "Door of No Return," through which African slaves are said to have passed as they boarded ships for the Americas, most likely was a rubbish chute on Senegal's Goree Island, Britain's Telegraph newspaper reported.

President Obama symbolic visit last week to the “Door of No Return,” through which African slaves are said to have passed as they boarded ships for the Americas, most likely was a rubbish chute on Senegal’s Goree Island, Britain’s Telegraph newspaper reported.


The photo and caption above accompanied Joseph Curl of the Washington Times‘ insightful piece about President Obama standing at his own political “Door of No Return” in Senegal:

Now, President George W. Bush stood at the very same spot in 2003, but at a different place entirely — stunning party pickups in the 2002 midterms, majority in the House and Senate, headed to re-election, on the top of the world. It was a picture, nothing more.

Thursday, though, was some very bad “optics.” President Obama, standing alone, morose, looking down, sullen, mock contemplative, within the Door of No Return. Below him, rust-stained cinder blocks, craggy rocks of a shallow port, the Atlantic Ocean.

So now it’s time for Photo Caption Contest loyalists to write their own captions about whether this photo is a “ bad optic” of Obama’s presidency as Joseph Curl has opined.

Of course our captions must remain classy because the media is watching (even though we no longer care about them.)

But we do care about honoring the Office of the President no matter who occupies it as our nation celebrates independence from that unpopular tyrannical King who only cared about maintaining power and had grown distant from the needs of his subjects with his lavish lifestyle.

Here again are the winners of our last contest whose captions were classy even if the subject matter was not.

Have fun and help us celebrate Independence Day from that dastardly King with a caption fit for our president.





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Photo Caption Contest Winners: Are You Ready For Some Hillary-Wear?

Friday, June 28th, 2013 - by Myra Adams


Thanks to all who played along with our latest Photo Caption Contest. (With several photos “Ready” for captioning.)

As this contest was raging, I came across come news that made our contest question, “Are you ready for some Hillary-wear?” even more relevant. For last week Hillary spoke hopefully and indirectly that she was “Ready for Hillary,” as reported in Forbes:

In a conversation with a Toronto audience last week, Hillary Clinton ignited further speculation around a potential 2016 presidential run. “Hypothetically speaking, I really do hope that we have a woman president in my lifetime,” said Clinton to an enthusiastic audience of thousands.

But anyone who is NOT “Ready for Hillary” will be confronted with a massive social movement to elect our nation’s first female president, so get ready for the stampede.

Now for the winners, starting with the Honorable Mentions:

RockThisTown, a Caption King had three:

Hillary ’16 – because a face lifted, airbrushed 70 is the new 50.

Ready . . . to learn new ways of saying “I don’t recall” & “I have no recollection of that.”

Ready in ’08 but got shafted by a community organizer.

Chris Henderson, also a Caption King had one winner:

The Moon:   That’s one small step for a woman, one giant leap for socialism. 

(Note: Chris is referring to this Moon image I included that looked like the Hillary-wear image.)


Even the Moon is Ready for Hillary

Zip Code submitted a winning caption for the “weirding out” shirt:

I will not pull the wool over your eyes, but don’t be too sure about cotton!

(Note: Here is the “weirding out” shirt.)


LeighB submitted:

Ready…wait, where’s my hair?

fortibus85 had two winners:

Ready… to reclaim my position as the media darling.

Ready… but what difference does it make?

Adi won with hilarious caption:

This is my 3 a.m. face call.

rbj had this (sad) winner:

Ready to forget who Ambassador Chris Stevens was.

Finally, our Caption King emeritus cfbleachers had one honorable mention:

High Cheekbones…must be going for the Cherokee vote.

And cfbleachers was also the Grand Prize Winner with this clever caption:

In order to be “ready”…one must be prepared. So, the next slogan is a natural… Preparation H.

Congratulations cfbleachers!  I can feel your excitement as you prepare to be “Ready for Hillary.”

Thanks again to everyone who entered and see you next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest.


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Since a Godless America is the Goal of Obama’s Justice Department — Are We Still, ‘One Nation Under God’?

Wednesday, June 26th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

Today a man of great faith emailed me a news piece with the following message, “You should write about this travesty. It proves once again that DOJ under Eric Holder is out of control!”

The headline of the news report read: DOJ Defunds Youth Programs that Reference God.

As I read the piece by Todd Starnes which appeared on the Fox News web site, I realized something has gone terribly wrong in our nation, “a travesty” to use the words of my friend.

Here are the opening paragraphs of what Starnes reported:

A Louisiana lawman is livid over the federal government’s decision to cut off funds for two programs to help troubled young people, all, he says, because he refused to sign a pledge to bar prayer or any mention of God at their meetings.

Julian Whittington, the sheriff of Bossier Parish, La., told Fox News the Department of Justice Office of Civil Rights defunded $30,000 for their Young Marines chapter as well as a youth diversion program.  Federal officials objected to a voluntary student-led prayer in the department’s youth diversion program and an oath recited by the Young Marines that mentions God, according to Whittington, who blasted what he considers the government’s “aggression and infringement of our religious freedoms.”

“We were informed that these are unacceptable, inherently religious activities and the Department of Justice would not be able to fund the programs if it continued,” Whittington told Fox News. “They wanted a letter from me stating that I would no longer have voluntary prayer and I would also have to remove ‘God’ from the Young Marine’s oath.”

Reading Starnes’ entire piece, brought to mind a law that was signed by President Dwight D. Eisenhower on Flag Day, June 14, 1954.

I remembered this law because it illustrates just how far our nation has moved away from the law’s reasoning in the past 59 years. For today, even the hint of such a law would ignite a raging firestorm of media disapproval and cause the ACLU to go ballistic.

That 1954 law to which I am referring officially inserted the words “under God” into the Pledge of Allegiance.

Congress quickly passed the law and Eisenhower signed it. The reason for such swift action was because in the mid- 1950′s at the height of the Cold War against the Russians, our foreign policy was fueled by fears that Communism would spread globally. Thus, inserting the words, “under God,” faithfully distinguished America from those godless communists.

The forced absence of God and the prohibition of people under Communist rule to believe in a power greater than the Communist State, was one of the reasons why we were actively fighting the Cold War.

During that time period, the vast majority of Americans, and their leaders, believed that we were in fact, “under God,” and HIS  protective shield. Therefore, it was just a matter of time before our nation would prevail over that godless Soviet State. (See the year 1991 if you need to be reminded how this all worked out.)

Here is what President Eisenhower told the nation as he signed the law:

From this day forward, the millions of our school children will daily proclaim in every city and town, every village and rural school house, the dedication of our nation and our people to the Almighty. To anyone who truly loves America, nothing could be more inspiring than to contemplate this re-dedication of our youth, on each school morning, to our country’s true meaning. . . . In this way we are reaffirming the transcendence of religious faith in America’s heritage and future; in this way we shall constantly strengthen those spiritual weapons which forever will be our country’s most powerful resource, in peace or in war.

one nationOne can hardly imagine President Obama giving such a speech today.

Now contrast Eisenhower’s words to what Department of Justice lawyers recently told the sheriff who got his funding cut for programs that “focus on character-building, leadership, and promote a drug-free lifestyle.”

As Starnes writes in his Fox News piece, The sheriff was told he would not be given any money unless he wrote a letter pledging not to pray or use the word “God.”

It truly is a sad day in America when our government resembles the Communists we defeated in the Cold War.

Incidents like this one in Louisiana and numerous others, beg the question, “Is our nation still ‘under God,’ or has HIS protective shield been lifted?”




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New Photo Caption Contest: Are You Ready For Some Hillary-Wear?

Wednesday, June 26th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

Hillary shirt from site


As the writer of a continuing saga called Hillary Watch 2016, naturally I was amused to read about the opening of the Ready for Hillary online store.

If you are not an avid reader of every Hillary Watch 2016 installment, than you may not be familiar with Ready for Hillary. If that is the case, then you must be asking, “Why all the hoopla surrounding an on-line store? ” (Even Drudge Report mentioned it.)

So to get you up to speed – Ready for Hillary is a political action committee (PAC) that is waiting for Hillary to announce that she is divorcing her husband officially announcing her candidacy for the 2016 Democrat Party nomination for President. (When she finally does make this announcement, MSNBC will offer 24 straight hours of special programming hosted by James Carville and Al Sharpton.)

After browsing through the merchandise in the Ready store, it became apparent the “virtual shelves” were ripe with Caption Contest potential.

Like this Ready-to-Go Barf Bag for $35.00.

Hillary bag

Or this “limited edition Ready” button for $5.00

hillary ready

And if you happen to be NOT READY for Hillary, contest writers can caption the shirt pictured below.  This priceless shirt parody, which originated on Twitter, is obviously not offered for sale at the Ready store and sure to be a classic.

Hillary weird

Our new contest offers Photo Caption Contest loyal followers ample opportunity to show-off their creative brilliance.  Just be sure to mention which image you are captioning, for example, the shirt, the bag, the button, or the “weirding out” shirt.

Here are the winners from our last contest where the aforementioned creative brilliance was on display.

There is only one official rule for this contest and that happens to be the same rule the Clintons live by, “Get mad and then get even.”

Have fun with your entries but please try to stay somewhat classy even though this Ready for  Hillary-wear image does somewhat resemble the Man in the Moon.

moon 2

Even the Moon is Ready for Hillary






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‘Stomp Jesus’ Professor Gets His Contract Renewed

Monday, June 24th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

Jesus stomp


In the “World Gone Mad Department” of Florida Atlantic University, Professor Deandre Poole’s annual contract to teach communications has been renewed.

Professor Poole, whom you may remember found himself at the center of what became a national controversy after he instructed his class to write the name JESUS on a piece of paper and step on it. One student complained, the story caught fire and Poole was eventually placed on paid leave back in March.

After following this story as it unfolded earlier this year, I thought it would be fitting to now post the Sun Sentinel (South Florida’s daily local newspaper) report on the contract renewal, proving once again that we live in truly bizarro times.  My favorite parts of this story are in bold:

 FAU Renews Contract Of Instructor In Jesus Case

Poole, a non-tenured communications instructor, was placed on paid leave in late March after receiving death threats for an assignment that got dubbed “stomp on Jesus” in the national media.

But FAU officials said Friday his annual contract will be renewed. He will teach this summer and fall online only while the university assesses whether his safety is in jeopardy, said Heather Coltman, interim dean of the College of Arts and Letters.

She said the university made the decision after talking with students in his class, faculty members and a security consultant.

“We thought it was in the university’s best interest,” Coltman said. Coltman added, “I understand this decision may not be popular with all members of the community, but it was based on months of thorough research and consideration.”

Poole said he’s ecstatic to have his job back. He said people mistakenly believed the assignment was anti-Christian. He said he never used the word “stomp” and followed verbatim an assignment in a textbook written by a professor at a Christian college. ”I was extremely alarmed by all the misinformation that was out there,” he said. “So many individuals rushed to judgment without having all the facts.”

During a class assignment on symbolism, Poole asked students to write “J-E-S-U-S” on a piece of paper, place it on the floor and them step on it. The assignment angered one student who complained to administrators and the media.

FAU initially defended the assignment but once it started receiving criticism in the national media, the school reversed course and apologized. It promised never to use the assignment again.

That pledge alarmed faculty, who say administrators don’t make decisions about what course work is taught.

“My intent was not to tell faculty what they could or couldn’t do but to defuse the situation,” former President Mary Jane Saunders said.

Saunders resigned as FAU president in May, citing negative media attention of this incident and several other controversies.

It’s unclear whether the Jesus assignment will be used again. Coltman said the university will have a series of meetings on academic freedom and how to best deal with subject matter that might be controversial.


FAU Professor Poole

FAU Professor Poole

Isn’t this report just a lovely little window into the state of higher education as it exists today?

Personally speaking,  I hope this assignment will be used again for several classes but that this time the names of MOSES, MARTIN LUTHER KING, OBAMA and MOHAMMED will be used as the stomp material. Then the university will again be forced to determine just how “valuable an asset” is Professor Poole.

Furthermore, there is only one itty-bitty fact that the Sun Sentinel piece omitted which could be of great interest to its readers.

Professor Poole is the vice-chairman of the Palm Beach County Democrat Party.

But that fact is of such low importance you can understand why it was not reported. In all my earlier postings on this incident, I mentioned that fact ALWAYS seemed to be omitted whenever mainstream national or local media reported on what became known as the “Jesus stomping” incident.

However, there was one exception to that omission. There is a Palm Beach County based web site called the BizPacReview and it has what these days is called “a conservative slant” in its reporting.  And once again,  BizPacReview  did report Poole’s Democrat Party connection in their latest report on the new contract.

One has to ask if Poole had been a Republican Party vice-chairman would that fact always have been omitted from the mainstream media reports and/or would his contract even have been renewed?

These are just two silly questions that come to mind in a bizarro world gone mad and questions to which readers of this site already know the answers.


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Hillary Watch 2016: An Obama Minefield Awaits Hillary On The 2014 Campaign Trail

Friday, June 21st, 2013 - by Myra Adams

Hillary eye

Our last edition of Hillary Watch 2016  posed the question: Will Hillary be forced to run for Bill’s third term rather than Obama’s third term?

The answer to that question assumes the following:

Obama’s overall job approval rating will continue downward. 

As of this writing, the Real Clear Politics (RCP) poll average has Obama’s job performance at 45.8% approve and 49.3% disapprove.  However the RCP average of his handling of the economy is more dismal, with 43.3% approving and 52% disapproving.

Pop- up ad that appeared on my computer.

Hillary’s presidential non-campaign gains momentum. 

Just check out the Ready For Hillary PAC web site and you will feel the momentum building for the forthcoming massive social movement to elect the first female president — initially fueled by Hollywood and the mainstream media.  On “Ready for Hillary” you will notice that Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO) is the first female Senator to publically pledge her support for Hillary in 2016.  McCaskill is then followed by Senator Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH).

As reported in The Hill, Shaheen, who is up for reelection in 2014 said, “We’re talking to her about helping me in my reelection effort, and I know that she’s taking a little break. But I am hopeful that she will and I ‘m also hopeful she’s going to run for president.”

No surprise that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is also quoted on “Ready for Hillary” after looking up to a higher authority saying, “I pray that Hillary Clinton decides to run for president of the United States.” (Watch this space for whether the Almighty actually listens to Nancy Pelosi.)

More Hillary less Obama in the 2014 midterm election.

This week the aforementioned  Hill piece had the following headline: Dems start Obama to Clinton transition. The piece reports:

Requests are flooding in for the former Secretary of State to campaign for candidates.

Of course, President Obama remains the most sought-after figure, but his star power could fade in the coming months as the chatter about his successor intensifies.  His approval rating has fallen as his administration has grappled with a variety of controversies ranging from IRS overreach to government snooping.

“The political focus of the Democratic Party will shift to Hillary, and in some ways it has already,” said former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell (D), who, as a staunch Clinton supporter, has an interest in seeing his forecast come true.

He noted that while Obama will be the policy leader of the party, there will be an “inherent transition” politically to the person Democrats see as the next leader.

My three word summary of The Hill piece is the sound of Democrat’s crying, “Hillary help us.”

Ready for Hillary vs. Ready for Reality in 2014.

The “Ready for Hillary” concept sounds way too easy and “way to easy” usually means trouble ahead. (See Hillary vs. Obama 2008.)

So now the conventional wisdom is Hillary has become the de facto leader of the Democrat Party. She has the 2016 Democratic nomination locked up and the 2014 midterms will act as both her 2016 show-prep and IOU collection machin

As Hillary is crisscrossing the nation raising buckets of money for Democrat candidates and collecting piles of IOU’s, the 2014 midterm campaign trail will be fraught with deadly IED’s that she must avoid. These IED’s will have Obama’s name all over them. For even though Obama will not personally be on the ballot in 2014 his policies and legacy will be front and center.

Hillary, by request of the candidates, will be actively campaigning to give Obama what he so desperately wants: to win back Democrat control of the House and keep Democrat control of the Senate. But come 2014, Obama could be politically toxic, and ObamaCare, having kicked in full throttle, could potentially be extremely unpopular once people experience the negative impact of increased costs, declining care and loss of full-time jobs.

But out on the campaign trail, Hillary must give voters good reasons to cast their ballots for that congressman/woman or senator from a red/purple state up for re-election. Usually, in midterm elections, those reasons are to support the President, his policies and his vision for America.

So how will Hillary support Obama while running from Obama?

That will be tricky, especially if his current approval rating continues its downward spiral. Then, after the 2014 election, if many of the candidates Hillary campaigned for were defeated, that could reflect poorly on her and she could be perceived as a weaker presidential candidate.

Just imagine the video of Hillary defending Obama with all those, “Give Obama the Congress he deserves” speeches that will be replayed non-stop in 2016.

However, as we have come to know, Mrs. Clinton is a pro at being disingenuous, so there is no doubt she will find a way to Kabuki dance with Obama while she dances over Obama. For there is no way Hillary Clinton is going to let Obama defeat her again. Therefore, watching how she maneuvers through the 2014 minefield laden campaign trails should be award-winning political theater.

Is the Republican Party headed for a 1964 -style presidential landslide defeat?

Finally, my usual Hillary Watch 2016 question is, “Name the Republican leader who can win 270 electoral votes and defeat Hillary?” That question and answer depresses me  even more lately as my computer is being targeted with Ready for Hillary pop up ads like the one I captured on display above. (I assume this is because the super-computers controlling the universe think Hillary Watch 2016 is a pro-Hillary site.)

But I have stumped the algorithms!  For the mission of  Hillary Watch 2016 is not to support her, but to watch her very closely while waiting for a GOP candidate to emerge. Meanwhile, my greatest fear is that there will be a Republican Party replay of the 1964 presidential election landslide defeat between Lyndon Johnson and Barry Goldwater.

For example, look at the latest Florida voter survey from Quinnipiac as reported by a Politico headline:  Fla poll: Hillary Clinton beats Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio.

Although way too early to matter, this news still gives me the chills because in my paranoid political mind, 1964 looms large. For as every Republican knows the path to the White House runs through Florida.  On the other hand, I expect neither Bush nor Rubio will be the Republican nominee in 2016. But still the question remains, “Is there anyone on the GOP bench who will be “Ready for Hillary?”

Thankfully a Stop Hillary 2016 PAC is now gearing up. But WHO will be the one to  stop her?

All and any attempts to answer that question are welcome.





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Photo Caption Contest Winner: Do Obama and Putin Need A Relationship Coach?

Thursday, June 20th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

betterThanks to all who entered our latest Photo Caption Contest. As expected, your captions took the chill off what many said resembled a Cold War-era photo. (Does this mean Hillary’s 2009 Russian relation’s  “reset-button”  is doin’ time in the gulag?)

Now here are all the Honorable Mentions:

RockThisTown (a Caption King) submitted several winners:

Neither is capable of running a country – but they did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

“Would you mind lobbing a few missiles over the Bering Strait just to scare Sarah Palin?”

“Vladimir, the funny thing is you’ll never own an NFL franchise!”  

(Editors Note: There is a Putin/NFL ring controversy if you are unaware.)

cfbleachers (our Caption King emeritus) had several honorable mentions:

“All I said was, I can remove freedoms and liberties faster than you can…and he got all huffy on me”

“He never listens to me anymore”  –  ”And he only wants to talk about himself”

TLC….Tyrant Lovers Counseling session. They met on E-hegemony.

Putin on the Fritz.

The hammer and sicko.

One of these guys is a lifelong Communist, with a background of murky undercover work, intent on ruling his country as a dictator. ….The other guy is Putin

Special shout- out to LeighB who submitted a prophetic caption foreshadowing Obama’s teleprompter-free speech the next day in Berlin, which according to Chris Matthews, was “ruined by the sun.”  The caption was:

Waiting for the teleprompter to arrive…

JRSWINE submitted:

Putin: Whoever put me up on this stage just earned a one-way ticket to Yakutsk!

fortibus85 submitted:

The leaders of the two largest state-run media organizations in the world.

CraigZ submitted:

Store Security holding a couple of juveniles until their parents show up.

And the Grand Prize Winner is…. drumroll……

Zip Code, who along with these three honorable mentions….

Putin,— I would suggest Russian roulette for World domination, but your gun laws would put a stop to that.

I must be slipping, this is the first time someone is not kissing up to me.

Obama: I should not have asked him how the old lady was.

…also claimed the Grand Prize:

Obama, Now let me get this right, You will trade me your Super Bowl Ring for my Peace Prize!

Congratulations Zip Code on your first Grand Prize winning caption! (Cue applause machine.)

Thanks again to all who entered and see you in the gulag  next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest.




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New Photo Caption Contest: Do Obama and Putin Need A Relationship Coach?

Tuesday, June 18th, 2013 - by Myra Adams


Yesterday, when I first saw this photo I immediately thought “Photo Caption Contest” because this is just one of those photos that is worth a “1000 words” and a few good captions.

The caption, “Cold War” was how the Drudge Report described  this photo, but we expect many more colorful and creative alternatives from our loyal contest followers and any newcomers who care to match wits with our esteemed group of “Caption Kings.”

Certainly, when the history of the Obama presidency is written, I expect this photo will be used to illustrate Obama’s rocky relationship with our former/current – friend/enemy Russia and President Putin who (thank goodness) happens to have his shirt on in this photo. (But now that Putin is divorcing his wife, one can only imagine how many more shirtless poses await us.)

Many of you are aware that for the last year we have kept this contest orderly by enforcing our one rule, “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.” But recently that rule has become inoperative because we no longer care if the media is watching or what they are thinking.  However, staying classy never goes out of style even in a world gone mad.  So do try to abide by whatever you think this rule means.

Here again are the winners from our last contest and please use them as an example of “staying classy.”

Good luck and remember that in the early 1960’s President Kennedy and Russian Premier Nikita Khruschev also had quite a testy relationship but the Russians never did manage to “bury us.”

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Why It Looks Like Donald Trump Is Really Running For President in 2016

Tuesday, June 18th, 2013 - by Myra Adams
Donald Trump speaking at the Road to Majority conference June 14, 2013 in Washington

Donald Trump speaking at the Road to Majority conference June 14, 2013

All signs point to “The Donald” making a run for the White House in 2016 and in a nutshell this is his message, “Republicans need to pick the right person for the next cycle.”

So expect his bumper sticker to read something like, “Trump is right,” and let’s examine some recent media reports leading one to conclude that Trump is “right now” laying the groundwork for a serious presidential campaign.

On May 27, 2013 the New York Post’s gossipy Page Six ran the following headline: Trump Researching 2016 RunThe report began with, “Donald Trump has spent more than $1 million on electoral research for a potential presidential run in 2016.”

The take-away quotes are from Michael Cohen, Trump’s executive vice president and special counsel:

“The electoral research was commissioned. We did not spend $1 million on this research for it just to sit on my bookshelf,” Cohen said. “At this point Mr. Trump has not made any decision on a political run, but what I would say is that he is exactly what this country needs. The turnout at these political speeches indicates his following remains very strong and is growing.“

Then on the same day, May 27th , Politico picked up the New York Post story and posted it on their CLICK blog with the headline: Report: Trump Spends $1M on 2016 Research.

After reading Politico’s piece, I assumed Trump’s research revealed that voters thought he was a narcissistic egomaniac, only running for president as a stunt to keep his name/brand in the press only long enough to further enhance the value of his national/ global real estate and business/media ventures.

Perhaps the research did in fact show some of that sentiment, but maybe there were some positive signs too, propelling him to attend Christian activist Ralph Reed’s, Faith and Freedom Coalition’s  “Road to Majority” conference last weekend in Washington D.C.

Faith and Freedom

There, mega-mogul Donald Trump was seen walking the same halls as all the other mere mortal, non-mogul Republican 2016 hopefuls – however, Trump not only attended, but had a coveted slot, as Friday night’s keynote dinner speaker. And to emphasize how seriously Trump took this speaking engagement, that day Friday, June 14th was  The Donald’s 67th birthday.

(PJM’s video coverage of Trump’s speech with his comments on the National Security Agency’s surveillance programs is here.)

“The Road to Majority” conference attracted everyone who is anyone among the GOP’s current crop of office holding conservatives and former elected officials all  jockeying for a 2016 position in the wide-open horse race.

Here was the Washington Times piece and their headline about the conference that was attended by what was considered a small number of only 400 faithful: Republican political stars woo waning Christian conservatives; preach message of inclusiveness.

Why then would a busy man like Trump waste his time with this relatively small, but very influential slice of the primary voting GOP base if he was not actively auditioning for the 2016 nomination? Was he there testing his “positioning” campaign message on the Christian conservatives?

As Politico reported in their coverage of Trump’s June 14th speech:

Trump, who flirted with running for president in 2012 and has spent $1 million on state-by-state research on his 2016 prospects, said Republicans need to pick “the right person” for the next cycle.

“You can’t get it wrong again,” Trump said. “You got it wrong. And you can’t get it wrong again.”

Then Politico ends the piece recounting Trump’s speech in May when he spoke to a crowd of 2,300 at the Oakland County Republican Party Lincoln Day Dinner in Novi, Michigan:

In his Michigan speech Trump predicted Hillary Clinton would be the Democratic front-runner and that if Republicans “don’t pick the right person, it will be a landslide.”

It is no coincidence that Trump continues to emphasize the word “right” and cynics like me can “rightfully” assume it has a double meaning.

So does Donald Trump have any chance of winning the 2016 GOP presidential nomination?

There is no doubt that he is very wealthy, has near 95% name recognition, and is both a cultural rock star and an American icon known around the world. But can he parlay those advantages into winning primaries against presumed opponents like Senators Marco Rubio and Rand Paul, and Governor Chris Christie?

Curious, I posed this question to Mark McKinnon, the chief media strategist from the last winning Republican presidential campaign in 2004.

Here was his reply: “Trump is not credible, is not compelling, is not gifted and has no experience. He has nothing except money and a big mouth.”

My response back to McKinnon was, “These days you never know how far money and a big mouth can take you.”

That means watch this space folks — for if Trump is serious about running for president he could be a veddy interesting 2016 wildcard. And along side my on-going Hillary Watch 2016 series, this post might even turn out to be the first Trump Watch 2016!

Can one even fathom all the blood and guts that would spill from a Clinton vs. Trump 2016 match-up?

There is no doubt it would be the political equivalent of a pay-per-view Ultimate Fighting Championship.











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Photo Caption Contest Winner: Because CIA Experience is Highly Overrated, You’re Hired!

Monday, June 17th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

(Rex Features, via AP)

Thanks to all who entered our latest Photo Caption Contest. Once again the entries were hilarious and creative.

If you are regular follower of this contest you know that we have a small, select group of loyalists who win most frequently and thus have been named the “Caption Kings.”

Now, because this is an equal opportunity contest, newcomers have the same chance of winning as one of the Caption Kings. The only reason I am stating this is because for this contest we have one clear, supreme Grand Prize Winner who also happens to be a Royal Caption King, but please do not think that judges favor Caption Kings because that would be untrue.

Now the drum roll…. for Chris Henderson, our Grand Prize Winner with three brilliant captions.

They said “CIA” but Obama heard “CYA” so he appointed a lawyer.

Obama turns the CIA into a No Spy Zone.

Another meaningless red line by Obama.

Congratulations Chris! (Be sure to say good-bye to Chris as he boards the bus  to re-education camp this summer.)

Here are all the Honorable Mentions:

Kimbly submitted:

The Obama administration is now selecting agency directors based on how good they would look while being thrown under the bus.

Scottch (a Caption King) submitted:

Haines: “Oh goody! With this position I’ll be able to read a LOT more erotica on people’s computers!”  

(Editors note: Ms. Haines has a documented work history of reading erotica. You just can not make this stuff up!)

RockThisTown (a Caption King) submitted these two winners:

“OK, now for your oath of office. Repeat after me: “I do solemnly swear to support blaming Bush for all that goes wrong.”

“Avril if you happen to run across my birth certificate when you start your new job, bury it!”

Zip Code also submitted two winners:

Don’t worry about not having any experience, I didn’t have any either when I took this job, and look at the country now.

We see in your resume you have seen all of the 007 movies, gentleman, we have a new CIA Director!

Born Free submitted:

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, which one here is next to fall?”

Thanks again to everyone who entered and see you next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest.

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New Photo Caption Contest: Because CIA Experience is Highly Overrated, You’re Hired!

Thursday, June 13th, 2013 - by Myra Adams


 (Rex Features, via AP)

(Rex Features, via AP)

While the Department of State, Justice, IRS and the NSA are all embroiled in scandal, and the Obama administration is imploding before our eyes, now is the perfect time for President Obama to select a new deputy CIA director with no experience at the CIA and no intelligence gathering experience at all.

Avril Haines, a lawyer in the White House Counsel’s office, has just been named the new #2 at the CIA replacing Michael Morell who is resigning after 33 years with the agency.

As PJM’s Bridget Johnson notes in her piece on this matter, here is what CIA Director John Brennan said about the qualifications of his new deputy:

She has published in the area of private international law and the law of war, has taught classes as an adjunct faculty member at Georgetown University Law School, and has represented the United States in international negotiations at the Hague Conference, the United Nations, and elsewhere.

In the Obama administration job qualification space-time continuum, Ms. Haines is about six months away from taking over as CIA Director.

The subject of our new photo caption contest was posted at The Daily Beast (along with an interesting background piece about Ms. Haines) and the following caption:

 Avril Haines has up until now remained a low-key member of the Obama administration.

Now, I am quite sure our witty, creative, contest regulars and brilliant newcomers can write a much better caption than that.  After all, this is a charming group photo of President Obama and his brain trust in action solving all our domestic and international problems, planning his next $100 million family trip to Africa.

As all contest regulars know, we only have one rule and that is, “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.”  However, recently we have changed that rule to read, “be nice and stay classy because the IRS and the NSA are looking out for you.”  (No one gives a hoot what the media thinks anymore.)

In case you missed it, here were the winners from our last, highly competitive contest.

Since this new caption contest is somewhat about the CIA, here is what a family member once told me who worked for the CIA in operations around the world for several decades. He said, “Working for the CIA is like you are drowning and they throw you a straw.”

I always loved that line. So glad I finally found an excuse to share it!





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Hillary Watch 2016: Will She Be Forced To Run For Bill’s Third Term Rather Than Obama’s Third Term?

Wednesday, June 12th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

Hillary eye

Since our last edition of Hillary Watch 2016  posted in early May, a political tsunami has occurred in our nation’s capital.  And to prove just how much that tsunami has altered the political landscape, remember it was only the Benghazi whistle blower hearings that were front and center at that time.

Now consider how many scandals, revelations, and leaks have befallen the Obama administration since then, with no break in between.

And, at this writing, more scandals and cover-ups are in the process of enfolding and exploding involving Hillary’s State Department as Tatler editor, Bryan Preston, chronicled here.

Sex! Lies! Horny Ambassadors! Fixers! Cover-ups!

It’s all so juicy and easy for the general public to understand (as opposed to those bor-ring Benghazi talking points).

Watch as Hillary’s famous Benghazi hearing question, “What difference does it make?” is sure to be asked again and turned on her as more details are revealed. After all, this was her domain and these were her people so the “I know nothing” defense will not fly.

OK, so we have now established that there will be some rough patches ahead for Hillary 2016. However, 2016 is decades away in political dog years. As noted above, what has happened politically since early May is a fine example of political dog years in action.  One day, one week, one month, is enough time for a 180 degree turnaround in politics.

It is a given that circumstances will change, but there is one question that will not change and that question will have the most impact on Hillary’s 2016 prospects.

That question is, “Can Hillary win Obama’s third term?”

Let’s examine the recent record for some examples.

Daddy Bush won Reagan’s third term in 1988.

Al Gore won the popular vote for Clinton’s third term in 2000.

John McCain did not and could not win George W. Bush’s third term in 2008.

So, that brings us up to The Question of 2016.

As a loyal Republican who will vote for whomever is running against Hillary in 2016, my answer to The Question is “Yes she can.”  Republicans must assume she can and fight all the harder for the following reasons:

Hillary as the “first female president”  is real, appealing, gigantic, important, enormous, and the media will turn it into a mantra.

I have written about this mantra before and I will mention it again and again. For once this huge social movement starts rolling, a heavy-set white man from New Jersey, or two first-term senators from Kentucky or Florida will not stand a chance.

That brings me to the second reason behind, “Yes she can,” which also happens to be a question that I have raised in numerous past Hillary Watch 2016 installments.

How in 2016 does any Republican presidential candidate win 270 electoral votes?

It is a question that must be asked and examined but the facts make the answer difficult with so many demographic groups such as women, youth, Hispanics, African-Americans, Asians, unions, government employees, gays, and teachers all aligned against the GOP.

Furthermore, Hillary’s favorable/unfavorable Gallup poll ratings are going down and up, from an early 2013 sky-high favorable of 66% to a still very respectable 58%. Contrast that to her current unfavorable rating, rising from a low of 29% to 39%. Still all VERY ACCEPTABLE for a nationally known and somewhat polarizing figure.

Hillary’s new Twitter account also made a big splash this week indicating she is gearing up and ready for the modern age.

And with the modern age comes Clinton-era nostalgia that will be re-packaged, re-modeled and re-branded as Hillary is positioned to win Bill’s “third term.”

Now this is key to answering the major question I have posed and right out of Mad Men. “If you don’t like the question change the conversation.” And here is how Hillary could do just that; she could win Obama’s third term while running against Obama using this argument:

We, as a nation, were all hoodwinked in 2008.  Obama offered us hope and change and after Bush we were all so desperate for anything new and shiny.

So we made a mistake…twice. The first time  I tried, I cried, and I came pretty close, even warned you about him taking phone calls at 3 AM.  But it was not my time so new and shiny won out, first in 2008 and then again in 2012.  So let’s reset the clock and now in 2016 I will do for this nation what I was going to do in 2008.

Seriously folks, you might hear something like this from Hillary in 2016.

Hillary must run for Obama’s third term, but Team Clinton, along with the media, will make us think that it’s really Bill’s third term for which she is running.





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Photo Caption Contest Winner: Hear No Evil

Monday, June 10th, 2013 - by Myra Adams



Since our latest Photo Caption Contest posted on June 6th, the Verizon revelation that served as the inspiration behind the contest has gone forth and multiplied into a mega-data-mega-scandal-mega-monster that consumes everything digital in its path.

So while the media and the government go mad trying to sort it all out, think of this winner’s post as a secure oasis where you can reflect upon the timely concept of WWOFFD. (What Would Our Founding Fathers Do?)

Due to the popularity of this contest resulting in an over-abundance of creative captions submitted by our brilliant, witty readers, no one winner could be declared. Therefore, our panel of VIP judges chose groups of winning captions.

Here is the Honorable Mention Group.

From rbj:

Obama is very happy as Chris Christie has asked him for a second date.

From Mike7777777:

You’re fine, I told Holder to grab everyone’s phone records except for my pot dealers

From LeighB:

“What? You voted for me six times? Call me back when you double that.”

From Kimbly:

“I love the sound of treason in the morning”

Born Free submitted three winners:

“Ground control to Major Tom…”

“Your call cannot go through. An armed drone is on its way to your location. You coulda stopped this in 2012, but it’s too late now, suckas!”

Dial in now to our certified 501(c) toll-free phonebank of IRS-deputized OFA comrades, and find out how you too could win a chance for a phone call with ‘O’

From smoothsailing:

Obama: “I’m listening to the Muslim call to prayer, it’s one of the prettiest sounds on Earth.” (Judges note: In case you forgot, President Obama actually made this statement.)

Now for the “Caption King” winner’s circle with a few Grand Prizes tossed out to the best of the best.

From cfbleachers:

Yeah, Vlad. I promised you that in my second term, I would have a little more “flexibility”. I’ve stolen every Constitutional right from the useful idiots that I could. 

Can you fear me now?  (Grand Prize)

For English, press 1. For Arabic, press 2. For tyranny, press “O”.

Vlad, sorry to hear about your divorce, comrade. Yeah, she bought the lipstick on the collar from the Auntie bit…whew! Otherwise, I would have had my reset button pushed, permanently.

Yeah, yeah…I’m Commander in Chief…blah, blah, blah. This is my second term, I’m phoning it in. (Grand Prize)

Does this have a Choom App?

When I first got an “I Phone” I thought they had named it after one of my speeches.

How can I talk to you and make any sense? Where’s the teleprompter on this thing?

So, Samantha Power says let’s attack Israel and Susan Rice chimes in…”and we can blame it on a YouTube video!”

No, Shulman…I didn’t say make a collect call to all Republicans, I said make a COLLECTION call on all Republicans. After 167 visits here you would think you would have this down by now.

Lois Lerner, this is Clark Kent. Let’s do a secret, invitation only conference call with our media at the Daily Plant-it.

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But media conspired power, corrupts…with absolution.

From RockThisTown:

“I still want to spread the wealth . . . of information.” (Grand Prize)

Obama-phone set on Chrissie Matthews leg tingle vibrate.

Obama takes Heat in NBA Finals . . . but takes no heat in USA scandals.

For the first time in her life, Michelle is proud of Barack’s phone. (Grand Prize)

Hello, Apple? I’m signing an Executive Order today changing the name of the iPhone to the O-phone. Don’t worry – there’s a couple billion in it for you.”

“This 900 number Axelrod turned me onto is fantastic!”

A bitter phone clinger.

Obama on his daily conference call with the non-Fox media giving them their marching orders.

From Chris Henderson:

“I’ve got America’s number. It’s 1-9-8-4.”  (Grand Prize)

“Can you impeach me now?” (Grand Prize)

No Mr. Putin, Bill Clinton didn’t leave his little black book in the Oval Office. Why do you ask?” 

Even on the phone Obama drones on and on.

From Allan Crowson: (Who is not yet a Caption King, only a Grand Prize Winner.)

Listen, when I said I wanted an unlimited data plan, I truly meant it: unlimited data, that’s the plan.

Thanks to all who played along making this contest so successful and competitive.

See you all next time a photo is worthy of a PJ Tatler Photo Caption Contest!




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With Elephant and Rhino Tusks Helping To Fund Terror Networks — Extinction Is Imminent

Thursday, June 6th, 2013 - by Myra Adams



One of the most famous political phrases of all time is, “Follow the money,” the advice given to Watergate journalists Woodward and Bernstein by their secret source, code-named “Deep Throat.”

That advice proved essential to unraveling Watergate crimes and it remains true today as governments actively follow international terror groups seeking funds to fuel their operations.

It is well established that the illegal drug trade has played a key role keeping the Taliban and Al Qaeda in business. But now, another source of nefarious terror group funding is slowly gaining more global media attention – the increased horn and tusk trade from the slaughtering of elephants and rhinos in Africa.

An associate of mine, James P. Farwell — acclaimed author, defense consultant and foreign policy expert — recently wrote a well documented piece on this topic. It appeared in the Huffington Post, entitled, Why Desperate Terrorist Groups Have Turned to Slaughtering Innocent Elephants and Rhinos.

The kill numbers are truly astounding and at the current pace of slaughter, extinction is imminent. For example — 25,000 elephants in the wild have been slaughtered since 2007.

Farwell writes:

Poachers are decimating the forest elephant. Populations have declined 62% in ten years. Unless something changes, elephants are headed for extinction in the wild.

The Rhinoceros story is equally alarming. Poaching of South African rhinos is up 50% since 2011 and 5000 percent since 2007. The market is for their horns, which can fetch $30,000 apiece, more per gram than gold or cocaine.

Rhino populations have dropped 90% in just fifty years.

Asian networks, especially the Chinese, Vietnamese, and even Asian Americans have been involved in the slaughter partially fueled by consumers who falsely believe the rhino tusks ground into powder can cure cancer and increase sexual potency.

But there is a much more sinister angle to the story, as Farwell continues:

The horn and tusk trade is merely one element of a broader scope of intertwined illegal activities in drug trafficking, arms smuggling, and money laundering. It all aims for the same goal: generating huge, illegal profits for criminals, who often provide funds that finance violent extremism. Those who bankroll these sophisticated quasi-military operations are international criminal networks, often working hand-in-hand with terror networks linked to or aligned with extremist groups.

Following the money and stopping its flow be it from sales of rhino and elephant tusks, or the usual, drugs and weapons, is the smartest and surest path that governments can take to put extremist groups out of business. However, drugs and weapons as financial tools to fund terror networks does not compare to the heart-breaking mass slaughter of species for that same purpose.

Tusks for terror is a travesty that needs to be better publicized, especially by the media and entertainment industries. Then perhaps this real threat of elephant and rhino extinction will spark massive global outrage on a grand scale so the necessary pressure can be applied and protection will result.

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New Photo Caption Contest: Hear No Evil

Thursday, June 6th, 2013 - by Myra Adams


Earlier today, with the breaking news that the Obama administration is secretly collecting Verizon call records, the Drudge Report was prompted to run this image parodying the Verizon tag line, “Can you hear me now?”

This means its time for PJ Media readers to show that they can write even better captions by entering our “world famous” contest.

You know the rules, be nice and stay classy because the media  is watching. (But now these rules are in place only to protect you from the IRS and have nothing to do with the media any more.)

Here are the winners from our last highly competitive contest in case you missed the post. Based on the temperament of our readers, we expect this contest to be just as ruthless.

Good luck and remember HE is listening, HE hears everything, and HE is our president.


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Photo Caption Contest Winner: Obama Points To A Lipstick Kiss On His Collar

Tuesday, June 4th, 2013 - by Myra Adams
Obama lipstick

Photo credit: Brendan Smialowski/ AFP-Getty


At the beginning of our latest contest the following question was posed:

In the glorious history of PJ Tatler Photo Caption Contests could this be the best photo ever?

Regardless of whether you thought this truly was the best contest photo ever, it certainly sparked much interest. So thanks to all who entered and here are the winners from this highly competitive contest.

Honorable Mentions

Zip Code had two winners:

Check this out Michelle, after all these years the White House laundry finds Mr. Clinton’s lost shirt.

I have not had foreign relations with anybody!


 “I went to New Jersey and all I got was this lousy kiss from Chris Christie.”

Born Free had two winners:

“Investigate THIS, Issa!”

“Get a Marine gunnery sergeant over here to take care of this, on the double!

Gold Mix:

“The New York Times did this… WaPo, you can do it, too.”

Mike 7777777:

“Next time somebody remind David Gregory that my ass is down here”


“MSNBC, let me be clear, this is not where my ass is located.”

Now for the Grand Prize Winners….

Judge’s note:  Due to the sheer volume of ultra-brilliant submissions there are  four grand prize winners.  This means more seats are needed on the train heading to Camp Obama-nation this summer, where I hear water boarding is a competitive sport.

JeffHansen:   (I think you are a contest newcomer, so welcome aboard!)

“I didn’t know about the lipstick until I saw it on TV.”


“Does this shade match my lies?”

RockThisTown (one of our Caption Kings) had two great ones:

Obama gets a kiss, America gets lip service.

This was the moment when the rise of Michelle’s ire began and our planet began to reel.

Important Note: Just in case you forgot why this submission is the work of a genius, let me explain. This caption is a clever re-write of a statement then-Senator Barack Obama made in a speech on June 3, 2008 after winning the Democrat nomination for president. This is what he actually said, and then managed to get elected five month later:

This is the moment when the rise of the oceans begin to slow and the planet begins to heal.

Thank-you RockThisTown for giving me an excuse to mention one of my favorite Obama-gasims!

See you all again soon, either at camp, or next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest!


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Is It Time For The Media To Group The Scandals Together and Call Them ‘Obamagate?’

Wednesday, May 29th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

At this moment, no daily news cycle is complete without one hearing or reading the word “Watergate” in connection with the four Obama Administration scandals currently swirling around in various stages of unraveling.

For example, look no further than here at PJM yesterday with a piece by Ed Driscoll entitled, Obama and the IRS: Worse Than Watergate.

That title perfectly illustrates the Watergate reference framework across all media platforms, regardless of ideological tilt.

Currently, the four scandals are categorized in one of three ways: Nothing like Watergate, worse than Watergate, or just like Watergate.

It goes something like this:

“The AP story is nothing like Watergate.”

“The Benghazi cover-up is just like Watergate.”

“The tapping of a Fox reporter’s personal emails resembles Watergate.”

Now, it is blatantly obvious that the use of the word “Watergate” in connection with Obama’s troubles has become thoroughly overused and overuse leads to a loss of impact.

Therefore, I suggest a new term that all media can easily adopt and embrace. This new term is very Watergate-esque in that it consolidates Obama’s four scandals together under one heading — the same way Watergate consolidated all of Nixon’s scandals and cover-ups.

The new term is “Obamagate.”

How perfectly it blends the old Nixon with the new Obama and just rolls off the tongue.

Using Obamagate as the umbrella term for the scandals involving the IRS, Benghazi, Fox News and AP should be applauded by journalists. For starting now, while reporting on the more than 50 shades of colorful scandal details, journalists will only have to write or say, Obamagate instead of repeating such cumbersome phases as the “changing Benghazi talking points” or “IRS targeting of 501(c)(4) conservative groups.”

It’s the journalistic equivalent of the KISS principle in action. (Keep It Simple Stupid.)

Furthermore, there is a reason why lumping together four Obama scandals and calling them Obamagate could have a profound influence on journalists who are looking for answers to hundreds of scandal questions.

Giving the scandals one big name magnifies its potential for journalistic fame and fortune as in, “Follow the money” to a career that could be made through Obamagate revelations. It’s a modern twist on this famous advice provided by “Deep Throat” during Watergate.

At this moment, and forever inspired by Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame, young wannabes are searching for direct and or indirect links to the White House and Obama’s version of “CREEP.”  (CREEP, for Watergate newbie readers, was the name of Nixon’s 1972 Committee to Re-Elect the President.)

CREEP.  I always loved the irony of that name.

As someone who came of age during Watergate, I was fascinated with the growing scandal that dominated the headlines.

It was that keen interest in Watergate that led me to save my TIME magazines. Here is a photo of five of them.


My fondest Watergate memory took place during 1973. That summer, after graduating from Needham High School (a Boston suburb) I worked as a waitress in Cape Cod, MA before starting college in the fall.

On my daily bike ride to work, I passed a small hotel with a TV in the lobby. There, I watched as John Dean testified before the Senate Watergate Committee when he said, “I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the presidency and that if the cancer was not removed the president himself would be killed by it.”

Today, it is through the prism of John Dean’s now iconic quote that I view Obamagate. For the few facts we know and don’t know about the four scandals could very well be a cover-up in progress.

And now, just like back in Watergate time, we have a president who is losing control of his administration. Even the lap-dog press is starting to turn on him and most important, the American people’s faith and trust in Barack Obama is on the wane.

Obamagate is becoming a cancer and if not removed the consequences will be serious for him, for us and our future as a great nation.



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New Photo Caption Contest: Obama Points To A Lipstick Kiss On His Collar

Wednesday, May 29th, 2013 - by Myra Adams
Obama lipstick

Photo credit: Brendan Smialowski/ AFP-Getty

In the glorious history of PJ Tatler Photo Caption Contests could this be the best photo ever? We post – you decide.

Here is the report from ABC News:

President Obama had a bit of a lipstick problem at the White House Tuesday evening.

A bright red stain appearing on the collar of his white shirt as he took the stage for a speech.  The president quickly called out the woman responsible for the big red smudge saying he didn’t want to get in trouble with First Lady Michelle Obama.

“I want to thank everybody who’s here for the incredible warmth of the reception. A sign of the warmth is the lipstick on my collar.  I have to say I think I know the culprit,” the president said to laughter at the Asian American and Pacific Islanders Heritage Month celebration at the White House.  “Where’s Jessica Sanchez? It wasn’t Jessica. It was her aunt. Where is she? Auntie, right there.  Look at this.  Look at this.  I just want everybody to witness.”

“I do not want to get in trouble with Michelle, so I’m calling you out right in front of everybody,” he joked.

So now that you know the news, I expect many colorful captions speculating on the “real story” about how a lipstick kiss landed on Obama’s collar.

For the duration of this contest, I am suspending our usual rules of “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.” My reasoning is that the media is too busy doing the kissing to be watching now anyway.

Here again, in case you missed it, are the winners from our last contest where a vicious “Caption King” battle was waged, resulting in a dethronement.

Please note that new contest readers are encouraged to enter because they have an equal chance of winning and should never be intimated by our distinguished court of Caption Kings.

Good luck and remember that even though our contest rules have been suspended, this is still a “family” web site.


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Photo Caption Contest Winner: Huffington Post and PJM Both Agree That Holder Should Resign

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

Huff hilder

Thanks to all who played along with our latest PJM Photo Caption Contest.

Due to the front page of the May 23rd Huffington Post one would think that by now Attorney General Eric Holder would have been fired or resigned and inked his deal as MSNBC’s new on-air legal consultant.

Silly for me to assume the Huffington Post’s call for Holder’s resignation was going to be President Obama’s version of when President Johnson lost Walter Cronkite’s support for the Vietnam War on-air in 1968.

However, as of this writing, Holder remains AG because he is a Democrat, and a friend of President Obama’s — even though Holder’s many missteps include accusations that he perjured himself before Congress.

Just for fun, imagine if Alberto Gonzales, President George W. Bush’s Attorney General had been accused of Holder’s growing list of wrongdoings?  The calls for Gonzalez to resign would be 24/7 howling across every media platform.

So, as a way to vent all the anger Republicans feel about the double-standard currently on display in our media/political axis, this photo caption contest was held as a public service.

There were many creative entries and, as usual, it was difficult to pick a winner, but here is my attempt to honor the best of the best.

Grand Prize Winner(s):

Holder didn’t know and Hillary says it doesn’t matter and nobody told Obama.

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Also known as the Helen Keller Defense of tyranny.

Eric Holder and his hard leftist Department of Just Us, where Animal Farm and 1984 are training manuals.

All three winning captions were submitted by cfbleachers.

For those who are new to our contest, cfbleachers was our first “Caption King” (recently dethroned by Chris Henderson.) But for this contest he came roaring back to re-claim the crown that his brilliance forced me to create a few years back.

Congratulations cfbleachers!

(Full Disclosure: Yours truly and cfbleachers have never met but have arranged to sit together on the “Red-state” train heading to a future Obama-nation “re-education camp.” However, this on-going arrangement does not influence the judging.)

Honorable Mentions:

Submitted by rbj: Wait, so pajama wearing bloggers were right all along?

Submitted by Bpseudomalleus: After all this I HAVE to run for mayor of Chicago.

Four winning captions were submitted by another “Caption King” named RockThisTown:

‘And now the end is near, and so I face the final curtain . . . ‘

“I hope I don’t have to wait until Dec 2016 for Obama to pardon me . . . ”

“Yes, in hindsight, the underwear bomber was improperly briefed before questioning.”

“Please, all I ask is that you do not waterboard me.”

Chris Henderson, our newly dethroned Royal Caption King (but still an ordinary King) had two winners:

Oh No, HuffPo says Holder must go, so below the bus “O” will throw.

Eric Holder prepares to do his best John Mitchell impression.

Finally King cfbleachers, (just to show off) submitted this priceless little ditty sure to hasten the arrival of the train taking us to Camp Obama-nation.

There once was a lawyer named Holder
Who had a very big chip on his shoulder
Our Constitution’s in peril
His attacks have been feral
Because all the pages he’s burned do still smolder.

See you all next time a photo (or a web-site home page) is worthy of a PJM Photo Caption Contest!



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New Photo Caption Contest: Huffington Post and PJM Both Agree That Holder Should Resign

Friday, May 24th, 2013 - by Myra Adams

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There must be millions of Americans who were both shocked and delighted after seeing the “front page” of yesterday’s Huffington Post.

Now, after years of  countless reports by PJ Media detailing the illegal actions, cover-ups and wrongdoings of Attorney General Eric Holder, this screenshot has earned a place of honor as the subject of our latest Tatler Photo Caption Contest.

What finally swayed this influential member of the left-leaning media to call for Holder’s resignation?

The front page post appeared after it was revealed by NBC News that Holder had signed off on a controversial and intrusive search warrant that identified Fox News reporter James Rosen as a “possible co-conspirator” violating the Espionage Act.

My guess is the day had finally arrived when the potential for the circumstances written about by Martin Niemoller in his famous WWII-era poem could not longer be ignored by the Huffington Post.

Let’s recall the poem’s first and last verses:

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out– Because I was not a Socialist….  

Then they came for me–and there was no one left to speak for me.  

Or, was it because President Obama stated in a major speech, just hours before NBC broke the Holder news, that Holder was going to review Justice Department guidelines governing investigations involving journalists?

Perhaps it was the one-two punch of these two news events that finally caused the Huffington Post to agree with PJ Media that Holder is damaged goods and must resign.

So now it is time for PJ Media readers to submit captions for this Huffington Post screen shot from May 23, 2013.  I know it will be difficult to stay within the contest rules of “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.”  (And here again are the winners from our last contest  who did that rather well.)

However, at this time it is not about the media, but rather self-preservation and potential IRS audits. Who the heck cares what “the media” thinks anymore, anyway?

Have fun with this caption contest over Memorial Day weekend and remember that freedom is never free, especially for those who paid the highest price.




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2008 Campaign Flashback: Obama is the ‘Biggest Celebrity In The World, But Is He Ready To Lead?’

Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013 - by Myra Adams

Do you remember this controversial John McCain presidential campaign television spot targeted against then-Senator Barack Obama in the middle of the heated 2008 election?

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Here’s the script:

Announcer: He’s the biggest celebrity in the world.

But, is he ready to lead?

With gas prices soaring, Barack Obama says no to offshore drilling.

And, says he’ll raise taxes on electricity.

Higher taxes, more foreign oil, that’s the real Obama.

This ad caused the mainstream media (MSM) who were in the midst of their “slobbering love affair” with Senator Obama to pause briefly for self-examination.

The gravity of the ad’s message forced the MSM to acknowledge that they built the alter upon which the “biggest celebrity in the world” was now standing — while continuing to lead the world’s worship of him.

Here is a sentence from the New York Times report on the TV spot dated July 30, 2008:

This ad’s imagery highlights the McCain view that Mr. Obama offers more sizzle than substance, a theme that the Republican candidate has been trying to underscore on the campaign trail.

“More sizzle than substance.”  That nicely summed up Senator Obama in July of 2008. But of course the NYT  piece did not delve into the possibility that the statement was true. Nor did the MSM investigate or honestly ask themselves the question posed in the ad, “But is he ready to lead?”

Now fast forward to 2013.

Our proven to be “more sizzle than substance” president, not only pleads ignorance about the details of the numerous scandals engulfing his administration, but uses ignorance as both a defense and a badge of honor.

It appears that “ignorance” has joined “blame” as the most useful tools in Obama’s leadership kit.

So looking back, how has the “biggest celebrity in the world” handled his celebrity?

The answer appears to be, “like an addiction.”

An addiction might explain President Obama’s non-stop campaigning and the obvious self-worth he garners from appearing before adoring crowds — no matter how poorly he is performing in Washington.  His celebrity addition could also explain why Obama consistently surrounds himself with celebrities who worship him, thus causing their fan base to worship them even more. Let’s call this a celebrity circle of love.

As the second term of  President Obama continues to unravel,  those of us who were never sucked in by “the sizzle” will be watching with fascination how the show finally ends for “the biggest celebrity in the world.”

It might even be a tragic ending now that his once adoring MSM has finally begun to widely criticize his performance.



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