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David Steinberg

David Steinberg is the New York City Editor of PJ Media. Follow his tweets at @DavidSPJM.
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Hey Pelosi! We Already Saved the World, Remember?

Thursday, July 28th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

That happened on June 3, 2008, “… the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.”

Done. And. Done.

Don’t you remember? Have you been fussing about all this time, worried about the fate of humanity, like we didn’t already fix that?

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Live Now: Watch Fast and Furious Hearing

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Today should present an interesting couple hours of testimony, per the press release:

ATF Officials in Mexico Denied Access to Information by U.S. Counterparts about Reckless Strategy that Allowed Guns to Fall Into the Hands of Mexican Drug Cartels

Watch the livestream here.

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‘Raising Taxes?’ Is That What the Kids Are Calling It Now?

Thursday, July 21st, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Apparently the pre-Bush tax levels were “normal,” so any future tax raises would not be tax raises, they would be … not tax raises. They would not exist in space-time.

The question that should occur to the people like us who … question things:

As tax rates have changed countless times in this country’s history, how do you decide which era was “normal?” Can I go back to 1874? I think that would be a cool year for a “baseline.”

Mika Brzezinski isn’t the only person continually employing this argument either, and I would Google the others, but I assume you are already bored.

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Unhappy Hipsters Invade Science

Monday, July 18th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Thanks to upstate New York’s Cornell University — long seeking to raise their cache in the downstate realm of unhappy hipsterism — you may soon be able to experience the Sartre-style angst of the forgotten nameless urban dweller without even needing to grow spotty facial hair:

Cornell Team Builds Space-Time Invisibility Cloak

The theoretical possibility of an “event cloak” — a metamaterial space-time device that could theoretically conceal an entire event in time from the view of an outsider — has been written about for years. And while some bright minds have been talking about bending space-time to their whims, a team at Cornell was doing it. And it works. For 110 nanoseconds.

Yes, it only lasts 110 nanoseconds, but that’s a feature, as the true unhappy hipster embraces only that which is both alienating and fleeting. I should also point out that Cornell also owns the most alienating architectural structure in the world, this …

… which either represents two pigs at a trough, or two hydrogen zeppelins, their shape held only by air, and lightweight air at that, biding their existence until they inevitably encounter a spark and explode.

Bravo, Cornell, home of the “unofficial, unnamed” football mascot. Bravo.

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Harvard: The Cutting Edge of Liberal Fascism

Thursday, July 14th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Harvard’s Associate Professor of Tyranny and It Takes a Village, Dr. David Ludwig:

“In severe instances of childhood obesity, removal from the home may be justifiable, from a legal standpoint, because of imminent health risks and the parents’ chronic failure to address medical problems,” Ludwig co-wrote with Lindsey Murtagh, a lawyer and researcher at Harvard’s School of Public Health.

Of course. Interestingly, a dissenting voice of liberty from … Yale:

Dr. David Katz, founder of the Yale Prevention Center, said that there is no evidence that the state would do a better job of feeding children than their parents.

That’s part of it, the other being: there is no evidence that one man has the goddam right to take another’s kids. One family that had to endure the nightmare scenario proposed by Ludwig has spoken up:

In a case that shocked many people across the country, 3-year-old Anamarie Regino, weighing 90 pounds, was taken from her outraged parents by government officials and placed in foster care.

“Literally, it was two months of hell. It seemed like the longest two months of my life,” mother Adela Martinez said.

As it turned out, it was two unnecessary months of hell. Anamarie didn’t improve at all in foster care, and she was returned to her parents. The young girl was later diagnosed with a genetic predisposition.

“They say it’s for the well-being of the child but it did more damage that any money or therapy could ever to do to fix it,” Martinez said.

Anamarie, who is now 14, agreed.

“It’s not right, what [Dr. Ludwig] is doing, because to get better you need to be with your family, instead of being surrounded by doctors,” she said.

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Quote of the Day

Friday, July 8th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

From Jodi Carroll, a “regretful Obama voter“:

I thought conservatives and Republicans were the ones who were really dishonest about facts and wanting suppress my freedoms. I have found, however, that conservatives and Republicans are much more honest and liberalism really does not function well when reality and facts are ubiquitous.

I’d like to take that as praise of New Media: we’re doing our best here at PJM to make reality and facts ubiquitous.

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John Lennon, Cont’d.

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

If this story pans out, Owen, I predict it blossoms into a larger story than we might expect, and tangibly, it is.

The left — and this includes any form of leftism, from Islamism to Marxism — always has its “lightworkers” at the helm: those who the followers consider to be wiser, to have the firmest possible grasp of the movement pillars. This is necessary, because when you believe laws are made by men and not nature, you’ve got to find the men who sit above us all, and more importantly, you’ve got to believe these men exist.

The fascist, communist, totalitarian ’60s revolved around John Lennon’s perfect thoughts. Now, he was just a man. How could that be?

We still have a chance to accurately record the 60s for prosperity, which is not at all similar to the history as recorded by the wide-eyed who circled Lennon, which still dominates the culture.

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Welcome to the neighborhood

Thursday, June 9th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Via Glenn, I’ve just been informed that an eight-foot long mountain lion was spotted today some 400 yards or so from my apartment. I shall spend much of tomorrow “acting large, standing up tall, waving my arms, and making noises,” just in case.

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BloatWatch: Shaq vs. Barkley

Friday, June 3rd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Because it’s Friday.

Barkley has very recently decided to fight his epic post-retirement weight gain, for which he should be commended. And he’s not screwing around with some calorie-counting program — he went straight to CrossFit.

But Shaq says he is likely getting Achilles surgery, which will prevent him from doing much of anything for a while. Retirement, a naturally huge frame, and a bum leg, and this could get heavy real quick. Let’s hope he stays healthy for a long time, by all accounts he is a heck of a nice guy.

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Weiner: ‘It might be’ his boehner

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

I think Rep. Weiner may have lost any remaining defenders with this latest emission.

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Godwin’s Law: The Steinberg Corollary

Friday, May 27th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

I like to relax by reading up on sports and fitness; my wife, celebrity gossip. (This may be a gender trend, though of course there is no clear demarcation on this one, as she also knows sports as well as I do, she just ran a half-marathon, and she certainly could manage the bullpen better than Girardi.)

She’s pointed out a more disquieting trend to me today: Whenever Hollywood blogs mention Jews, or Israel, or anti-Semitism, or in this specific instance, Hitler, it’s just a matter of time before a commenter accuses the Jews of genocide.

“Miley to perform at Bar Mitzvah?” Comment 37: “Sharon was a butcher, nuff said”

“Amare Stoudamire exploring his Jewish heritage”? Comment 43: “Israel just acts like they can do whatev they want because of Holocost, it’s f***d up.”

Today we’ve got “Banned Cannes director Lars Von Trier explains his Nazi rant“, and it only takes until comment 15 this time, so I’m going to have to run the math by William Briggs for probabilities. But I think we have an amendment to Godwin’s Law here.

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Special treatment for Jesse Lee and Nita “Betray Us” Choudhary … at a State dinner!

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Yesterday, utilizing my intelligence acquisition expertise — the kind of competence one can only accrue via being alive since the year 2000 — I searched the background of Jesse Lee, the newly hired White House Director of Progressive Media & Online Response/Woodrow Wilson Comes Alive! Laser Light Show Project.

I typed “Jesse Lee” into Google. Thirty seconds later, I knew that not only did Lee once sound like a navel-gazing twit at an undergraduate philosophy conference a decade ago, but that he recently married a woman named Nita Choudhary. Choudhary is a prominent figure at, was the leader of’s anti-Iraq war campaign, and also may have once made a tiny error in judgment, nothing to speak of really, but for the sake of transparency, she may have purchased a full-page ad in a national newspaper dubbing General Petraeus “Betray Us,” and then suffering from Crime and Punishment-level pangs of guilt, or the opposite of that, she went on C-SPAN and ardently defended the ad.

As Lee is now responsible for defending the administration from damaging PR, and as Petraeus is a member of the administration whom Lee might be asked to defend, you might identify this as a showstopper conflict of interest. The NSA, or whoever is in charge of WH employee background checks — let’s say Al Franken — did as well, which is why, at an elaborate State dinner, Valerie Jarrett went out of her way to create the perfect opportunity for Lee to propose marriage to Choudhary. Don’t question Franken. (Hat tip: Dan Riehl.)

It’s not necessary to bother Petraeus’ office for comment regarding how the very person who slandered him received special treatment by the White House, we won’t be doing that.

What you should take from this story: the most anti-American, anti-military elements of our society are not simply tolerated by the Obama administration; they are not simply, and cynically, welcomed as potential voters.

This administration is more comfortable around people like Nita Choudhary then around people who disagree with her. Lee’s relationship with Choudhary was not a negative for his White House career. I’ll posit it was a plus.

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(UPDATED: Uh oh — Lee’s wife, Nita Chaudary, behind the “Betray Us” Ad?) Googling Jesse Lee

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

UPDATE: Lee is married to Nita Chaudary. Here is a CSPAN transcript from Sep. 10, 2007, wherein Chaudary represents — and ardently defends — for publishing the Petraeus smear ad prior to Petraeus speaking a word before Congress.

Says Chaudary:

We want to make sure the truth gets out there in advance of this testimony.

I found the following bio for Chaudary from 2008:

Nita Chaudhary, Campaign Director at Political Action: Nita leads MoveOn’s campaigns on the Iraq War, Constitutional Liberties as well as running the fundraising program for MoveOn’s 2008 electoral effort. In the past she was the Director of Online organizing for the DNC. She’s also held several positions at People for the American Way, including Media Research Analyst, Web Editor, and Online Organizer.

I think it fairly safe to hypothesize that Chaudary may own that ad: as the leader of MoveOn’s campaigns regarding the Iraq war, the ad as conceived may be her work.

As Bryan reported yesterday, the Obama White House has hired a man named Jesse Lee to be its new Director of Progressive Media & Online Response or something. This is believed to imply that when people such as, say, Christian Adams say negative things about the administration that are provably true, Lee will “Respond” somehow on Twitter. And Facebook. And there will be links.

Anyway, I just performed a 30-second background check on Lee. And while I feel that most people shouldn’t be held accountable for anything political they say before the age of 25, a couple of wacky things authored by him shortly after college do turn up, probably best considered, if at all, as an example of the narcissism cultured by our developing higher education bubble.

From the SUNY Oneonta 2001 Undergraduate Philosophy Conference:

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Where’s our Bibi?

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

I sure hope the current GOP hopefuls/Paul Ryan understood the larger message of Netanyahu’s speech today: logic, reason, clarity, and uncompromising commitment to the values of the West aren’t simply the current wave of contemporary politics: they are essential to liberty’s survival.

Forget Rovian tactics; we want statesmen. Be like Netanyahu and you will be the next president.

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Imam Santorum

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011 - by David Steinberg


Ahmadinejad’s Team Expects Arrival of 12th Imam … on June 5


Santorum to announce [candidacy] week of June 5, aide confirms

Ever seen the 12th Imam and Santorum in the same place? Just sayin’.

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Head Monist, Anus Quirks

Monday, May 23rd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

… is an anagram for Dominique Strauss-Khan.

As is:

Maid Squashes Oink Runt

S*** Aroma, Squid Sunken

Shadier Anus Monk Quits

Monied S*** Quasar Sunk

A Unkind Risque Moth Ass

Inn Ass Muskier, Quoth D.A.

And, for his socialist supporters:

Asshead Quits, Kin Mourn

Let’s call this an overnight thread.

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Jewish Dems, Republicans agree … on Ron Paul

Friday, May 13th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Paul’s conspiracy-theory laced history of isolationism has American Jews agreeing about something, which is good.

Anything to limit the appearance of those Ron Paul “Revolution” signs with “love” spelled backwards, which always made think of Paul as a guy who may, without warning, get a little handsy.

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Herb Kohl retires, “nudge Scott Walker” campaign begins

Friday, May 13th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Walker in the Senate sounds good to me. And please, nobody bother Paul Ryan, as we need him elsewhere.

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(UPDATED: Incorrect attribution) Oh. My. Get Angry, Folks

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

UPDATE: Nevermind the below gasket-blowing: it wasn’t Obama, it was GOP’er Mike Rogers. Well, don’t ignore it, instead redirect your ire.


Yes, Obama just made a moral equivalency between our soldiers and bin Laden.

And yes, he just insinuated that Americans would go shootin’ some imams or something if al-Qaeda were to kill an American and post photos of it on the internet — WHICH THEY HAVE DONE EVERY DAY, including videos of the towers collapsing, Daniel Pearl, and Nick Berg, and Mogadishu, and IED videos, WHICH ARE ALL OVER THE DAMNED INTERNET, and which have never resulted in even a damned bloody nose doled out to an innocent Muslim by an American.

Cowboy up, America, and tell the president what you think of this.

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Now that’s the Obama admin we know

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

May 11, 2010:

Hillary Clinton: Pakistani officials know where Osama bin Laden hiding

May 2, 2011:

Clinton thanked everyone involved in taking down bin Laden and pointed to “our close cooperation with Pakistan,” which she said “helped put unprecedented pressure on al Qaeda and its leadership.”

No, wait:

[John Brennan] called it “inconceivable” that Pakistan was not providing a “support system” for Osama bin Laden, who was killed Sunday in a raid in a mansion north of the capital city of Islamabad.

And furthermore:

[John Brennan] was also careful to praise the Pakistanis for being “as much if not more on the front lines against terrorism.”

Ahhhh. But really, they had me at “buried at sea according to Islamic tradition.”

(And seriously: Did we also take pains to shoot him in the face according to Islamic tradition? Was it a culturally sensitive face-shooting?)

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A short history of the Navy SEALS

Monday, May 2nd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

From the Scouts and Raiders to today’s tip of the spear.

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Musharraf takes bubble bath, listens to Boyz II Men

Monday, May 2nd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

He’s blue today. It would have been nice to be asked, is all:

Former Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf on Monday said the United States had violated Pakistan’s sovereignty by sending in Special Forces to kill Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden.

US President Barack Obama had ordered the raid by a small team of US Special Forces, which found Laden, who had evaded capture for a decade, in a home in a fortified compound in Abbottabad city, located 50 kilometres northeast of Islamabad and 150 kilometres east of Peshawar.

“America coming to our territory and taking action is a violation of our sovereignty. Handling and execution of the operation (by US forces) is not correct. The Pakistani government should have been kept in the loop,” Musharraf told an Indian news channel.

“Foreign troops crossing the border into Pakistan will not be liked by the people of Pakistan. US forces should not have crossed over into Pakistan,” he added.

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“Someday we’re going to get that son of a bitch!”

Monday, May 2nd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Video from a spontaneous celebration at the Naval Academy.


“They reported it was six … NAVY SEALS!”

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Let’s Roll!

Monday, May 2nd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Take a moment today to remember Todd Beamer and the other heroes of September 11 who fought al-Qaeda with their bare hands. Their fighting spirit hasn’t diminished and never will:

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ABCNews posts video from inside OBL compound

Monday, May 2nd, 2011 - by David Steinberg


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Motivation can raise IQ

Thursday, April 28th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Reported at CBS News, via Glenn.

It can also raise physical ability and bring about expertise and accomplishment, which PJM readers should already know from this piece I wrote a while back.

(Do bear my futurist capabilities in mind while considering my Paul Ryan 2012 prediction. Also, that I always can figure out who the bad guy is on The Mentalist.)

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Bold prediction: You heard it here first. Or maybe somewhere else.

Thursday, April 28th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Paul Ryan will be the GOP nominee and the next president. He may not really want the job, but he’s a “call of duty” guy.

Plus, his opposition isn’t terribly oppositional.

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Mumia gets another day in court, girls in sun dresses swoon

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

I’ve always been entertained at how Free Mumia! became such an eco, leftist, utopian cause, like releasing a cop killer could prevent acid rain or something.

Anyway, he gets a new hearing.

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Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night …

Monday, April 25th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

… he checks under the bed for speculators.

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Speculators! Duck and cover!

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

In the manner Obama says it, a novice English-speaker might assume “to speculate” means something like “to consume the deceased carcass of a human for nourishment”, and I’m not sure his intent with that word is metaphorically far off.

It makes one specu — wonder: Has Obama ever committed speculation? Says Merriam-Webster:

1 a : to meditate on or ponder a subject : reflect b : to review something idly or casually and often inconclusively

I’ve never read a more fitting definition of “liberal arts college”; I’m gonna assume Obama was a big speculator at Occidental and Harvard.

2: to assume a business risk in hope of gain; especially : to buy or sell in expectation of profiting from market fluctuations

Yup! That sounds like what he has previously referred to as “stimulus.”

1: to take to be true on the basis of insufficient evidence : theorize

Ding Ding Ding!!!

2: to be curious or doubtful about

So he’s guilty of three of these.

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Sociopathic hellbeasts Heroes!">Sociopathic hellbeasts Heroes!

Friday, April 22nd, 2011 - by David Steinberg

I’m assuming Senator McCain didn’t catch this PJM article Wednesday from John Rosenthal. Be assured, we’ll get comment from his office on it as soon as we can.

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PJM Exclusive: Leaked!

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Get yourself over to the front page at PJM, where Hans A. von Spakovsky has posted a leaked PDF of Obama’s draft copy of an executive order to … implement portions of the DISCLOSE act.

Explosive stuff.

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Huskies! Woohoo!

Monday, April 4th, 2011 - by David Steinberg

I’ve been a diehard since Nadav Henefeld, Chris Smith, and Tate George brought the team to the Elite 8 in 1990 — I remember sneaking away to call an 800 number for score updates (this was pre-internet) from a phone in the synagogue closet.

Ugly, hideous championship game tonight, but … woohoo! I always call my Dad at the end of a big game — if we aren’t already watching it together — and this is the first one I get to share with my son.

He’s asleep of course, being 14 months old, but my wife and I put him to bed in his little UConn sweatpants.

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April !#*!*!’s Day: Fleebagger compares himself to our soldiers in Afghanistan

Friday, April 1st, 2011 - by David Steinberg

Son of a …

This man fled from a … vote. Just like our soldiers, except they don’t flee trouble, they confront, and they aren’t facing votes, but fiery death. And they’d love to have the chance to, you know, vote — if Eric Holder would actually protect their rights.

Send Dave Cheatham a piece of your mind.

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But don’t call it evil …

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 - by David Steinberg

A fourteen-year-old Bangladeshi girl has been lashed to death for the crime of being raped. Remember this is not a perversion of Sharia law — it is Sharia justice being properly meted out.

(Hat tip– Mrs. Steinberg)

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