Buzz Ballad: Stand By Iran

Stand By Iran
—Barack Obama channels Tammy Wynette, and “Stand By Your Man”

You know it’s hard to be President
Selling out Israel to Iran
But what can I do, when Netanyahu
Makes me feel I’m much less than a man?
Iran goes nuclear, that’s a given
I’ve aided them with my left hand
They’ll be my pal if I help the Caliph
Rule over Middle Eastern lands.

Stand by Iran,
With rhetorical cover
Protest that they’re peace-lovers
With their nuclear program
Stand by Iran
They’ll do no harm, I’ll swear it
I know ’twill please Val Jarrett
If I do everything I can—
Stand by Iran!