Buzz Ballad: Illegals Are Here To Stay

Illegals Are Here to Stay
—by Harry and the Leftists, with apologies to Danny and the Juniors and “Rock and Roll Is Here To Stay“

Illegals are here to stay
They will never leave
We’ve opened up the USA
All you can do is grieve
We don’t care what the voters say
Illegals are here to stay
(We don’t care what the voters say
Illegals are here to stay)

Illegals want stuff that’s free
The budgets we’ll distend
And so we’ll squeeze the citizenry
So we can tax and spend
Illegals want stuff that’s free
So we will squeeze the citizenry
(Illegals want stuff that’s free
So we will squeeze the citizenry)

So come on,
Everyone import
Everyone import
Everyone import
Everyone import
Everyone import

Now everybody import votes
Everybody import votes
Everybody import votes
Everybody import votes
Everybody import votes

Illegals want stuff that’s free
The budgets we’ll distend
And so we’ll squeeze the citizenry
So we can tax and spend
Illegals want stuff that’s free
So we will squeeze the citizenry

If you don’t want illegals
You’ll get them anyway
We connived to import them all
And won’t send them away
We’re gonna cram ’em down your throat
‘Cause we need to import votes.

Anchor babies yeah
Anchor babies yeah
Anchor babies yeah
Anchor babies yeah…