Once you use your powers as dictator to kill one member of your family, people just assume you’re offing everyone that hasn’t been seen in public for a while.

North Korea yesterday put paid to rumours that its “Dear Leader” has had his wife bumped off.

Speculation was rife after dictator Kim Jong-un’s missus Ri Sol-Ju had not been seen for several weeks.

It followed a dramatic purge which saw ruthless Jong-un order the execution of his uncle.

But yesterday the secretive Communist state broadcast video footage of the stony-faced 30-year-old tyrant arm-in-arm with Ri at a parade to mark Monday’s second anniversary of the death of his father Kim Jong-Il.

Don’t they all look giddy in this photo captured only by Kim’s official photographer. Kim has that photo policy in common with Barack Obama.

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It’s probably just the faded color of their uniforms, but some of those generals look like Fathead standuppers.