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December 18, 2013 - 12:58 pm

Once you use your powers as dictator to kill one member of your family, people just assume you’re offing everyone that hasn’t been seen in public for a while.

North Korea yesterday put paid to rumours that its “Dear Leader” has had his wife bumped off.

Speculation was rife after dictator Kim Jong-un’s missus Ri Sol-Ju had not been seen for several weeks.

It followed a dramatic purge which saw ruthless Jong-un order the execution of his uncle.

But yesterday the secretive Communist state broadcast video footage of the stony-faced 30-year-old tyrant arm-in-arm with Ri at a parade to mark Monday’s second anniversary of the death of his father Kim Jong-Il.

Don’t they all look giddy in this photo captured only by Kim’s official photographer. Kim has that photo policy in common with Barack Obama.

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It’s probably just the faded color of their uniforms, but some of those generals look like Fathead standuppers.

Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.

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It's interesting how well-fed they look, given the scarcity of food in North Korea. Like all Leftists, Communists love the poor: they make so many of them.
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Greetings:

The word from the Bronx is that Kim Jong Un was just standing on the corner, cleaning his knife, when his wife ran up and jumped on it 27 times.
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Ri seems to be the only female there. And she's standing a bit back of His Dearest.
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"Serious You Guys, I Didn’t Execute My Wife! I just wished her into the corn field!"
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wow - those taxidermists in North Korea are really talented- she almost looks like she's still alive!
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He would be so ronery if he had...
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