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November 14, 2013 - 10:08 am
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President Barack Obama delivered a press conference today to unveil his “fix” for Obamacare. He came across as a random guy who just happened to wander into a presidential press conference: confused and confusing, meandering, incoherent, not well-informed, and slow on the draw when confronted with a difficult question.

He also said quite a few silly things. Take his answer to why Healthcare.gov isn’t working: The website is “doing a lot of stuff.”

The tech-savvy president who once compared using his healthcare plan and website to shopping on Amazon, and who has compared rolling out his policy to Apple rolling out a new iPhone, now says that shopping for insurance will not be like shopping on iTunes.

Obama tried blaming the government shutdown, which had absolutely nothing to do with the botched rollout of Healthcare.gov.

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Well, remember, he's admitted that he's not a perfect President or a perfect man. That just proves how perfect he really is. /sarc

This may have been his Jimmy-Carter-Malaise-Moment. I hope.
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Awww... Now you're making me wish I had suffered through the agony of watching it... and stuff.

Sweet revenge... on the Buffoon-in-Chief.
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He always gives me a chuckle when I can summon the tenacity to listen. He reminds me of a professor whose entire class has flunked his first exam. Clearly us "Folks" just don`t get it. hahahaha
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Well, remember, he's admitted that he's not a perfect President or a perfect man. That just proves how perfect he really is. /sarc

This may have been his Jimmy-Carter-Malaise-Moment. I hope.
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Obama: Well Propaguano Media, I'm going to New York with you. You know Soros, gave me a job as mouthpiece for as long as you're on the team.

Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

Abbott: I certainly do.

Propaguano: Well you know you'll have to tell us what to say, and then we'lll know what "news" to publish.

Obama: Oh, I'll tell you , but you know it seems to me they give these policies now-a-days very peculiar names.

Propaguano: You mean funny names?

Obama: Strange names, pet names...like Obamacare...

Propaguano: And The Fairness Act.

Obama: Fast and Furious...

Propaguano: And theirArab cousin.

Obama: Arab?

Propaguano: Arab Spring, Muslim Brotherhood.

Obama: Arab Spring, sure doesn't smell like Irish Spring. Well, let's see, we have on the books, Obamacare's on first, Global Warming on second, Fast and Furious is on third, YouTube video prosecution is fourth, who takes the fifth...?

Propaguano: That's what we want to find out.

Obama: I say Who takes the fifth?

Propaguano: Are you the President?

Obama: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Obama: Yes.

Propaguano: And you don't know the fellows' and ladies' names who take the fifth?

Obama: Well I should.

Propaguano: Well then did you attack the first?
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Obama: Yes.

Propaguano: Is there a holder of attacks on the Constitution?

Obama: Holder.

Propaguano: The guy attacking the first?

Obama: Holder

Propaguano: The first attacker.

Obama: Holder.

Propaguano: Pardon?

Obama: Yes

Propaguano: We're asking YOU who's holder of the attack on the first.

Obama: That's the man's name.

Propaguano: That's the holder's name?

Obama: Yes.




PAUSE

Propaguano: When you pay off the attacker of the first every month, the holder gets the money?

Obama: Every dollar of it.

Obama: the holder gets the money...

Obama: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who's wife?


PAUSE

Propaguano: Look, did you attack the second?

Obama: Yes.

Propaguano: The holder of the attack of the second, what was his name.

Obama: Holder.

Propaguano: How does he sign his name to the orders...

Obama: Holder, That's how he signs it.

Propaguano: The Holder?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Propaguano: Ok, ok...if you wanted to learn how to sic the IRS on your political opponents, who would you choose as that learner.

Obama: Lerner

Propaguano: What's the name of the learner?

Obama: Lerner.

Propaguano: Who takes the fifth?


Obama: Lerner

Propaguano: Pardon?

Obama: Holder

Propaguano: One constitutional amendment attack at a time!

Obama: Take it easy, buddy.

Propaguano: If you want to force someone to buy high priced, inferior insurance do they have to give up their old policy or can they keep it?

Obama: That's our policy

Propaguano: Wait, who gets punished and who does the punishing if they try to keep the old policy

Obama: Holder

Propaguano: NO, we mean is it a tax or a penalty. Who punishes if it's a tax and who punishes if it's a penalty.

Obama: Lerner and Holder.

Propaguano: The criticisms of the Obamacare website are coming in fast and furious.

Obama: No, criticism came in for Holder on Fast and Furious.

Propaguano: Pardon?

Obama: Holder

Propaguano: If someone wants to keep their old policy, can they keep it?

Obama: For a year...maybe...kinda. But they have to buy our crappy insurance.

Propaguano: They can keep it, but they can't keep it...keep it?

Obama:Right

Propaguano All right.

PAUSE



Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Propaguano: Can you sign up for your own policy on your website

Obama: I don't know.

Propaguano: Is there a learner system for dealing with this so we aren't taxed that someone can testify to?

Obama: Lerner won't testify, she took the fifth.



Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?


PAUSE

Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.

Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?






Abbott: No. What is on second.





Propaguano: When will you tell us the fix to your policy?

Obama: Tomorrow

Propaguano: You don't want to tell us your policy today?

Obama: I'm telling you now.

Propaguano: Then go ahead.

Obama: Tomorrow!

Propaguano: What time?

Obama: What time what?

Propaguano: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell us who is the learner of your policy?

Obama: Lerner is not talking, she took the fifth.

Propaguano: So, you have a policy that you say we can keep, but we can't keep it, and your policy is tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.


Obama: Now that's the first thing you've said right. Go publish it.

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This guy never shuts up. That's an odd thing for a fellow who was largely silent during his tenure as a state senator in Springfield, usually voting Present.

But, now that nobody believes him anymore, and shame on them for believing such an obvious con man in the first place, we're well positioned: so long as he's flapping his lips he'll be too preoccupied to make any more disastrous decisions.

So now the debate is over whether he's a liar or someone who didn't want to know the truth and so painted himself into the corner of telling untruths. Oh, that theory's from Bill O'Reilly. RINOs are so crazy.
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Keep talking, Mr. President. Just keep talking.
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