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October 28, 2013 - 2:59 pm

 

obama pumkin


Photo Credit: Carlo Allegri /Reuters

 

With Halloween week upon us, it is time to announce the Obama pumpkin carving caption contest winners. These pumpkin carvings are currently on display at Madame Tussauds in New York.

Once again, the creativity of our readers was worthy of applause and why these contests continue to amuse.

Here are the winners:

Kuce gave new meaning to a popular Obama-ism from the 2012 election:

You didn’t carve that!

Chris Henderson, our current Caption King continues his glorious reign with several winners. First, he wrote new lyrics to a classic song:

So bye-bye, Miss Pumpkin Pie
A bevy of heavy scandals, but the economy was dry
And them NSA boys were smokin’ my choom supply
Singin’ “This’ll be the day that I spy
This’ll be the day that I spy.”

Then Chris added: I call this song “For-the-first-time-in-my-adult-life-I-am-a-proud-American Pie.”

Second, more Henderson brilliance on display:

“If I had a pumpkin, it would look like me.”

Pumpkins lit by Solyndra . . . barely.

Now we know what will replace the Churchill Bust.

Here are the honorable mentions:

Adi contributed a “thought bubble.”

“Maybe if we put our faces on Halloween pumpkins we might scare someone and earn a little international respect.”

Walterc had a hopeful thought:

In true Cinderella fashion, On Jan 20, 2017 the first couple turn back into pumpkins.

Kuce gave POTUS a new meaning:

POTUS – Pumpkin of the United States

Finally, here is Allan Crowson with a new twist on a famous Obamacare line:

“In spite of what you may have heard, if you want to keep the head that you have attached to your body now, you can keep it. I promise!”

Now, I promise to see you all next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest!

 

 

Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, National Review, The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, RedState, BizPacReview and Liberty Unyielding. . Myra's web site TheJesusStore.com contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams

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Now smash 'em?
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I know that humor is sought here....but, I am too concerned with the future of my children and grandchildren at the hands of these domestic enemies of the United States of America: THE FIRST UN-AMERICAN FIRST COUPLE (instead of 'The First African-American First Couple').

Remember BENGHAZI!
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