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July 18, 2013 - 4:04 pm

Just Stand Your Ground
—apologies to Tammy Wynette and Billy Sherrill, and “Stand By Your Man”

You know, it’s hard to be a victim
When malefactors come around
It’s so insulting when they’re exulting
About the easy mark they’ve found
But the law allows you to take action
Before your face they start to pound
Thieves don’t want to linger
When they see your trigger finger
Instead they’ll run like a scared hound

Just stand your ground
Show that guy with pants a-droopin’
You’ve been working on your grouping
And you’ll cap his ass so bonely

Just stand your ground
His attitude will be adjusted
When it’s clear you’ll bust a couple rounds
Just stand your ground

Just stand your ground
His attitude will be adjusted
When it’s clear you’ll bust a couple rounds
Just stand your ground

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Loved it! There would be a heck of a lot less crime if more of us could "stand our ground".
1 year ago
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That's retarded, sir. :-)
1 year ago
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:-) Old school.
1 year ago
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The NRA has it right....

Stand and fight.
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