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March 7, 2013 - 3:17 pm

Our caption writers responded very well to our latest Photo Caption Contest with President Obama stating that he is “not a dictator” while acting like dictators act. (Just ask all the school children who will not be visiting the White House this spring.)

We also expect summer reeducation camps to be in session soon, scattering all you “bitter clingers” far and wide, but do not forget that these were the captions that landed you in that bug infested bunk bed.

There were two Grand Prize winners both writers from the royal court of the Caption Kings. The first from RockThisTown, completing the contest sentence:

“I am not a dictator….but if I had a son, he would look like Qaddafi.”

And from cfbleachers:

“I did not have dictatorial relations with that country.”

Big round of applause (but applaud quietly) or RockThisTown and cfbleachers will lose that rotten potato ration from their evening soup.

Here are the rest of the best, but there were so many great ones.

I am not a dictator, as for proof, ask the two thousand illegals I released, they will vouch for me.   Donald Eugene      

I prefer the title, “Emperor.”  Just Jake

…but I play one on TV.”  fortibus85

 …which is why I have directed my cabinet to change that through bypassing congress and using executive power creatively and aggressively. 

..but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last night

…but my House is closed until further notice

 The three above were submitted by contest newcomer, mike7777777.

 “I am not a dictator…..I am a god. See all of my true worshipers bowing before me!” (Points to White House Press Pool.)    Scottch

…but i hope to change that. hope’n'change.   jlw

“I am not a dictator. I just bow down to them.

“Hey, who put the ‘not’ on my teleprompter?”

The two above were from Chris Henderson. (Hey Chris, where is your dad, Don? No entries from him lately.)

Our two grand prize winning Caption Kings also submitted several more great captions. From cfbleachers:

The difference between a benevolent dictator and a tyrant is…the dictator owns all the storytellers.

“I am not a dictator”….”I have people to do that to give me plausible deniability.”

“I am not a dictator.” And, to prove it, I will empty the prisons… before I fill them.

You MUST buy my government insurance, you MUST not protect your borders, you MUST not question me in the press, you MUST turn in your guns…but, I am not a dictator. You’re thinking too small.

If democracy falls in the forest of complicit media, does the lack of sound mean it didn’t happen?

From RockThisTown:

” . . . except in my dreams.”

The founding fathers simply messed up when they didn’t make me one.”

And finally this caption is a little rough (and sort of breaks the rules) but here it is anyway, submitted by hipdeep:

And the obvious:  “Not a dictator; just a dic.”

We will see you next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest and if not, you’ll know where to visit me (and please bring along some gluten free bread.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, National Review, The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, RedState, BizPacReview and Liberty Unyielding. . Myra's web site TheJesusStore.com contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams

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A late entry:

"I am not a dictator . . . but I'm going to do a Jedi mind-meld on you to make you think I am."
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
Wouldn't It Be Nice?
—apologies to the Beach Boys and “Wouldn’t It Be Nice?“

Wouldn’t it be nice to be dictator
And to not pay Congress any mind?
And wouldn’t it be nice to just pay later
Without debt ceilings of any kind?

You know that it would be a time of plenty
Without Republican intransigency

Wouldn’t it be nice if I could give you
All the lovely things you don’t have yet?
Don’t you know I only haven’t done so
Because some folks have corporate jets

Just a little expansion of powers
And this life of lotus would be ours
Wouldn’t it be nice?

Maybe if I went and expanded the Fourteenth Amendment
With an interpretation that was never intended
I’d get my own way
And then I’d be happy

Wouldn’t it be nice?

I wouldn’t say a coup is contemplated
But listening to Congress seems so dated
So I’ve only stated
Wouldn’t it be nice?

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2011/07/25/buzz-ballad-wouldnt-it-be-nice/
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
Hey It' me Chris Henderson's old Dad, I am now known as [ Donald Eugene ]
With the complement my Dad gave me, he must want and will get a Hershey Bar.
Your new format wanted to see my birth certificate, but unlike some people
I could not come up with one, See ya on the next[Photo Caption]
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
[QUOTE] BY MYRA ADAMS: "(Hey Chris, where is your dad, Don? No entries from him lately.)"[/QUOTE]

He is still here with a different username and still beating me in winning captions! But, hey, I learned from the best! :-) It's just his old username was apparently already taken when the site's new format took effect.
1 year ago
1 year ago Link To Comment
What is his user name?
1 year ago
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