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Dennis Rodman Becomes Pro-Nork Bar Loudmouth, Gets Himself Kicked Out

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Bryan Preston

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March 5, 2013 - 8:08 am

Praising a bellicose dictator whose family has starved 3.5 million of his own people turns out not to make you popular in bars. Who knew?

Dennis Rodman, just back from visiting Kim Jong Un, was escorted out of the Time Hotel in Midtown on Sunday after spending hours at the restaurant bar loudly telling anyone who would listen what a great guy the North Korean dictator is.

“He was at the bar at Serafina for three hours,” says a spy. “He kept saying what a nice guy Kim is, and how Kim just wants to talk to President Obama about basketball. He was waving around a signed copy of the dictator’s huge manifesto, telling everyone they should read it.”

Added the witness, “Dennis was making a total jerk of himself. He wouldn’t leave, and he wouldn’t let anyone talk to him about shutting up, or what an oppressive country North Korea is. Eventually he had to leave the bar because the bartender was starting to get [bleep]ed-off.”

Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.
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'Scrag' the sumbitch.......as-in,.... dump human fecal matter on his person in copious amounts.
Barring that, wait for an opportune moment and hose him with a pitcher of really cheap beer........and no pretzels.......
'Scrag' the sumbitch.......as-in,.... dump human fecal matter on his person in copious amounts.
Barring that, wait for an opportune moment and hose him with a pitcher of really cheap beer........and no pretzels.......
11 weeks ago Wed Mar 06 09:24:58 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Wed Mar 06 09:24:58 PST 2013 1
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Kick him out of the country. If one told him he had to live in NK forever he'd find he could scream several octaves higher than he ever knew.
Kick him out of the country. If one told him he had to live in NK forever he'd find he could scream several octaves higher than he ever knew.
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 11:36:55 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 11:36:55 PST 2013 1
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Rodman tells everyone to read the dictator's manifesto. I want him to read "The Orphan Master's Son" by Adam Johnson. That great book about North Korea has haunted me. I couldn't even imagine the awful things that go on in that country.
Rodman tells everyone to read the dictator's manifesto. I want him to read "The Orphan Master's Son" by Adam Johnson. That great book about North Korea has haunted me. I couldn't even imagine the awful things that go on in that country.
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 11:33:22 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 11:33:22 PST 2013 1
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Greetings:

I seem to remember my mother mentioning something about "empty cans make the most noise". Maybe he was trying to give Vice President Biden some cover.
Greetings:

I seem to remember my mother mentioning something about "empty cans make the most noise". Maybe he was trying to give Vice President Biden some cover.
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 09:33:15 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 09:33:15 PST 2013 1
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If Rodman could shut his pie hole for an hour he might want to have a chat with Shin Dong-hyuk - the only slave labor camp-born escapee from North Korea.
If Rodman could shut his pie hole for an hour he might want to have a chat with Shin Dong-hyuk - the only slave labor camp-born escapee from North Korea.
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 09:17:14 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 09:17:14 PST 2013 1
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So Dennis has a signed copy of the littlest dictator's manifesto and wants us to read it. Charming, indeed. Perhaps Dennis might read copies of the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution. Feel free, Dennis, to change your citizenship to that of your newest hoops-loving buddy, KJu, anytime.

And Dennis - also ask your new BFF KJu what happened to his big brothers, Kim Jong-nam & Kim Jong-chul. Shouldn't a big brother have inherited the power from his father, rather than lil' brother? What went wrong there, exactly?
So Dennis has a signed copy of the littlest dictator's manifesto and wants us to read it. Charming, indeed. Perhaps Dennis might read copies of the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution. Feel free, Dennis, to change your citizenship to that of your newest hoops-loving buddy, KJu, anytime.

And Dennis - also ask your new BFF KJu what happened to his big brothers, Kim Jong-nam & Kim Jong-chul. Shouldn't a big brother have inherited the power from his father, rather than lil' brother? What went wrong there, exactly?
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 09:07:55 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 09:07:55 PST 2013 1
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Shorter Rodman: "I've been out of the limelight too long!"
Shorter Rodman: "I've been out of the limelight too long!"
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 08:44:26 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 08:44:26 PST 2013 1
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Some people aren't merely ignorant, they are proudly, defiantly ignorant.
Some people aren't merely ignorant, they are proudly, defiantly ignorant.
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 08:21:04 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 08:21:04 PST 2013 1
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...and they vote.
...and they vote.
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 08:21:18 PST 2013 1
11 weeks ago Tue Mar 05 08:21:18 PST 2013 1
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