Big Bird, Binders and Bayonets

Romney serenades Obama after tonight’s final debate with a freshly reworded version of Baubles, Bangles and Beads:
 

Big Bird, Binders and Bayonets

Big Bird, binders,
Biden’s big grin
snicker snicker
Big Bird, binders,
sharp bayonets!

Shallow
soundbites
simply seem small
to the voters
Big Bird, binders, and bayonets!

Each time you debate me
Next day’s meme starts with “B”
So
I guess
I’ll give
you the Big Boot
in November
that’s what Obama gets —
talking binders Big Bird bayonets.

Here’s a karaoke video of Baubles, Bangles and Beads to sing along with (chosen because it retains the melody’s [and the lyrics’] original and correct waltz rhythm, not found in most pop versions):