• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail what I really mean when I say the Constitution is a ‘living document.’”

• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail, but since the media covers for me every time, I don’t really ever need to go into detail anyway.”

(To be used in Biden speeches) “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail about how they’re gonna put y’all back in chains.”

• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail about what ‘more flexibility after the elections’ means when translated into Russian.”

• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail about how Obamacare is a tax but it’s not a tax but now it’s a tax again.”

• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail about what’s in my college records.”

• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail as to how everything my opponents say, do or think is racist.”

• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail about why you personally must pay for other people’s condoms.”

• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail about all 57 states.”

• “If it weren’t so hot, I would go into detail as to how saying we will withdraw all troops from Afghanistan does not actually mean we will withdraw all of our troops.”

Now it’s your turn…

• “If it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail…”