<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/08/10/buzz-ballad-the-ballad-of-joe-soptic/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 09:44:51 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Buzz Ballad: The Ballad of Joe Soptic</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The laid-off Joe Soptic says Romney&amp;#8217;s to thank
For his wife&amp;#8217;s cancer death and his debts at the bank
But the skeptics sensed Soptic&amp;#8217;s sob story was rank
And threw Soptic&amp;#8217;s sob story into the septic tank]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 07:32:39 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Buzzsawmonkey]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/buzzsawmonkey/2012/08/10/buzz-ballad-the-ballad-of-joe-soptic-n169671</link></item></channel></rss>