Buzz Ballad: Obama

—apologies to the Steve Miller Band and “The Joker”

Some people call me the Lightworker, yeah
Some call me the Gangster of Choom
Some people call me the POTUS (woo! woo!)
And I’m the smartest guy in every room
People talkin’ ’bout the economy
They say I’m doin’ you wrong
But don’t you worry, don’t you worry, ’bout that nest egg, baby
‘Cause you won’t have it very long

‘Cause I’m a taxer, I’m a scammer
I’m an economic slammer
And now that I am The Man
I’m gonna rip and gonna tear
Make the rich pay “their fair share”
Along the Cloward-Piven plan

Took a great big pile of stimulus money
Handed it to cronies for “green energy”
Spending, spending, spending on the taxpayers’ dime (woo! woo!)
Oh, I show myself and show my wife a good time

‘Cause I’m a taxer, I’m a scammer,
I’m an economic slammer
And now that I am The Man
I’m gonna party with my cronies
While you nibble on baloney
Salvaged from the garbage can

People talkin’ ’bout the economy
They say I’m doin’ you wrong
But don’t you worry, don’t you worry, ’bout that nest egg, baby
‘Cause you won’t have it very long
Took a great big pile of stimulus money
Handed it to cronies for “green energy”
Spending, spending, spending on the taxpayers’ dime (woo! woo!)
Oh, I show myself and show my wife a good time