Buzz Ballad: Whenas Entitl'd My Julia Goes

—with apologies to Robert Herrick, and “Whenas In Silks My Julia Goes” 

Whenas entitl’d my Julia goes
Then, then (methinks) how greatly grows
The economy’s woeful throes

Next, when I cast my eyes and see
The bills for things promised as free,
Oh, how the President’s taken me!