The First Lady As Stalker...

She won’t be ignored…

The subject line at the top of the email says it all: “Me again”

Yes, OFA has been steadily increasing its email bombardment for weeks. A favorite tactic is to send these little “personal” gems from the First Lady. The last one from her reassured all of us common folk that the president was working late at night-surely a first in the history of the office!

Now she’s giving off a “cling to your ankle and not let you walk out the door” vibe that is so creepy one can almost smell Axelrod’s mustache sweat behind it.

Just…stop.