Buzz Ballad: Biden My Time

—apologies to George & Ira Gershwin and “Bidin’ My Time”

Some fellows love to improve their intellects
Some fellows compromise when the need’s plain
Some fellows try to exercise leadership
To keep the economy from going down the drain

But I’m Biden my time,
‘Cause that’s the kind of guy I’m,
I stick to ideology
Without apology,
Biden my time.

Next year, next year,
The economy will be Solyndra-ed,
This year, this year,
I’ve bailed out their kindred

‘Cause I’m Biden my time,
“Cause that’s the kind of guy I’m,
Borrow from the Chinese
To pay my cronies
Biden my time.

(Orchestral Interlude)  

I’m Biden my time,
“Cause that’s the kind of guy I’m,
I prefer golf courses
To the armed forces
Biden my time.

Give me, give me,
Millionaires at a fundraiser
And you’ll see me
Focus like a laser

But I’m Biden my time,
On the taxpayers’ dime
I’m the President
But I’m indolent
Biden my time.