Buzz Ballad: Unexpected Drop

—apologies to “Unexpected Song” by Andrew Lloyd Webber

I never expected this
As losses climb upwards
Again the market’s thrown me
Just as when employment fell
And I had not a clue
Again the market’s boned me

I could not anticipate
Could never have foreseen
Facing financial rigors
Like an unexpected drop
An unexpected drop
In the home purchase figures

Every time I turn around
The economy falls
I just can’t win for losing
I apply my theories
But instead of reward
Reality’s refusing

I could not anticipate
Could never have foreseen
Facing financial rigors
Like an unexpected drop
An unexpected drop
In the home purchase figures

I never expected this
As losses climb upwards
Again the market’s thrown me
Just as when employment fell
And I had not a clue
Again the market’s boned me

I could not anticipate
Could never have foreseen
Facing financial rigors
Like an unexpected drop
An unexpected drop
In the home purchase figures

Like an unexpected drop
An unexpected drop
In the home purchase figures