—to the tune of “Eating Goober Peas“
Sittin’ in my golf cart on a summer’s day
From the Oval Office I like to stay away
And on the taxpayers’ dollars I like to take my ease
While I admonish them, “It’s time to eat your peas.”
Peas, peas, peas, peas, time to eat your peas
Just tear off the Band-Aid, it’s time to eat your peas…
Over in Japan a researcher did invent
A substitute for meat that is made from excrement
It fits well on the plate my wife foists on
the obese
An austerity diet—it’s time to eat your peas.
Peas, peas, peas, peas, time to eat your peas
Just tear off the Band-Aid, it’s time to eat your peas…
I got a Nobel Peace Prize before I’d done a thing
I’ve earned it by inflaming the unrest of “Arab Spring”
I’m trying to coerce concessions from the Israelis
If Netanyahu objects, I’ll tell him “Eat your ‘peas’.”
Peas, peas, peas, peas, time to eat your peas
Just tear off the Band-Aid, it’s time to eat your peas…
I flounced out of negotiations on the debt ceiling
To concrete budget proposals I offered not a thing
“Don’t call my bluff,” I snarled at Cantor ’cause he disagrees
That all Americans should just shut up and eat their peas
Peas, peas, peas, peas, time to eat your peas
Just tear off the Band-Aid, it’s time to eat your peas…
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