Perhaps the lowest point of idiocy (quite a feat) in the ISG report was when they said they were going to get Syria to persuade Hamas to recognize Israel. Leaving aside the fact that Hamas’ reason for existence is to annihilate Jews and Israel – *Syria* of course does not recognize Israel and has never shown any more inclination than Hamas to do so. Of course we all know this, which is why the report is so blatantly one-sided. It’s like saying we’re going to get Goebbels to persuade Hitler to lighten up on the Jews.

Oh wait, how lazy of me to insinuate that Hitler and Goebbels were antisemitic. My bad. I won’t do it again, I promise.