Dennis,you are right on the money with your analogy of the Democratic Convention and Spinal Tap.A bit blasphemous but apt.The best joke is that everybody knows, except the band, who whirl on in their phantasy world.

Old Fartdom is not reached until you get over sixty,good god man you can do Tae Kwon Do,last time I tried that I fell off my zimmer frame!

Did anyone notice that Kerry saluted with his pinkey finger extended,I’ve not seen that since Benny Hill.