ìFor the most part all you need is email and a phone. Once you are known to be interested in a subject, people will come to you with their stories.î

Goodness, Roger, what you describe sounds suspiciously like, you know, work. And investing stories that might ruin your carefully constructed ideological paradigm is such an unpleasant bother.

Naaa, letís go back to writing about fake memos. Maybe THIS time we will bring McChimp Bu$Hitler down.