Can I finance the sale? I used to have some fun in Brooklyn when I had to catch a ship out of Noo Yawk.

Obviously, I’m speculating, but if His Oneness is as big a narcissist as some suspect, and as lazy as I suspect, I could see him deciding that he’s “bigger and better” than the job, declaring “victory” and going off to bedazzle Europeans and moonbats with his smart coolness.
Especially if he actually has to struggle in the second half of this term.

At least here’s hoping we can help make up his mind that his talents are being woefully wasted in the Oval Office.

I mean the man has a Nobel Peace prize for God’s sake…